I’m going to make a guess just for fun.
I recon he is 47 years old, works as an office clerk for a council somewhere, his favorite ride is one that takes in lake views and he doesn’t like all that rough single track.
He drives a 2002 comadore and he has 3 kids named michael, john and rebeca.
He has a yearning for a ty350 trials bike but wishes that they did a twin shock version, as he currently weighs around 110 kgs.
Did I mention that he has medium brown hair and a sister called Donna.
( did I get anything right?? )
Cheers Gordo’