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  • October 9, 2011 at 10:55 pm #100586

    Steve
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    Ok Looks like i beat Micknmeld.
    My son just got his bike Ls,so he brang a posty bike around to show me.Yeah looks good for the money son.
    Dad better take it for a run to make sure.(hold my drink) be back in a minut.Seems to go well for a high powered 110cc
    See the Mayors brother,pull up have a chat about possable late night transport too and fro to save walking.
    Go to leave ,gas sticks on,shit, grab brakes,end up in a pile o shit on very hard surface like sand paper.But harder.
    End result,bruised ribs, sore shoulder,claret from elbow,forearm and hand. Upset daughter (had her helmet on)And some bastard still laying on his front lawn
    rolling around laughing uncontrolably,while ringing the mayor to tell him the stupidest thing he saw this year.
    Righto Mick go hard now (thanks for the concerned phone call mate)
    Moral to story.Dont crash in front of people,That hurts more.
    cheers toes

    October 9, 2011 at 11:17 pm #210280

    corey heather
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    Oh Mick what do you call that part in your paper?

    That is a winner for sure

    October 9, 2011 at 11:18 pm #210281

    Dwayne O
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    Just as silly posting it on here Toes :P

    Just because “YOU” posted in first don`t make it any more immune to the caning you are gonna cop :whistle: :laugh:

    October 9, 2011 at 11:31 pm #210287

    Puddles
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    Hay Toes maybe you should have joined in when Blake was doing L’s the other day you might of learnt something :laugh: & before we ride to Nundle it might be a good idea to take the training wheels of Brooka’s Peewee & fit them to the V Strom.
    Maybe even William could show how to ride:laugh:

    October 9, 2011 at 11:32 pm #210282

    Dwayne O
    Member

    See it has started already :cheer:

    October 9, 2011 at 11:54 pm #210286

    Dean
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    Corey8 wrote:
    Oh Mick what do you call that part in your paper?

    That is a winner for sure

    :laugh: :laugh: that would be the “Boof Head ” of the week award I think Corey :laugh:

    Thanks Toes that made my Day :laugh:

    October 9, 2011 at 11:58 pm #210290

    Steve
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    Pretty sure you cannot be boofhead three times,thats the papers rule.Right Mick????

    October 10, 2011 at 12:27 am #210291

    corey heather
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    toes wrote:
    Pretty sure you cannot be boofhead three times,thats the papers rule.Right Mick????

    3 times or more makes you boof head of the month :laugh:

    October 10, 2011 at 12:40 am #210292

    Jason Anderson
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    ha toes..

    there’s always one way to get back at someone…..Remember;) ;) ;) ….

    Spiders legs mate.
    Spiders legs..:laugh: :laugh: .

    DY4…..:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: …

    October 10, 2011 at 8:12 am #210293

    Mick D
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    A few things need saying right now.

    1. Yes I did receive a phone call from Tripper who was laughing out of control and trying to tell me about how Toes ended up arse up on the Postie bike.
    2. Yes I also started laughing out of control, then I rushed up to tell my wife and kids and anyone else that would listen.
    3. Yes, I did make a phone call after I heard about it. But I am sure that call was to Australia Post’s message bank, complaining about the riding skills (or lack of skills) of their Post men
    4. Yes I did consider posting a story about it on OBT but thought better of it. But Toes has done it anyhow. (saved me the trouble)
    5. I hadn’t considered putting it in the newspaper but I will now and it does qualify for Boofhead of the week.
    6. This would be some of the funniest shit I have heard in ages. It made my day.
    7. Pity Tripper was laughing so hard he didn’t think to take a photo.
    8. and DY4 you can stick your spider’s legs up your arse. :laugh:

    October 12, 2011 at 11:33 pm #210283

    Adam Rodgers
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    Toes

    You and Sam must have gone to the same test riding school :laugh:

    When Sam test rode his KTM he broke his collarbone and lost a heap of skin :ohmy:

    Two weeks ago he fixed our neighbours CR85 and whilst test riding it he stacked :blink:

    He cut his forearm below the left elbow and received 8 stitches, and ripped all the skin and and fingernail off his little finger :pinch:

    Make sure you and he keep away from each other on the Christmas ride, the combination could be dangerous :P

    Adam.

    October 15, 2011 at 8:29 am #210357

    Steve
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    Will stay well away from him.The Vstom is way to heavy to have lying on top of a complacent rider.

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