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  • December 23, 2013 at 11:33 am #103522

    drew
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    What’s your favorite quote?

    Mine ATM is: “my hair is not grey, it’s chrome!”
    ” I’m not grey, I’m antique blonde”.

    ” I have a photographic memory, it’s just not same day service”.
    ” I have total recall, it’s just not instant”.

    “Egle is a dirty bird” :p :silly: :woohoo:

    “I have the body of a god, buddha. “

    Some of my originals : ” I never stand corrected, I sit down for bad news”. :p

    “I have the body of a super hero, Kung fu panda”.

    December 23, 2013 at 12:28 pm #252703

    pete
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    I would rather have a bottle infront of me than a frontal labotomy :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    PTW

    December 23, 2013 at 12:33 pm #252716

    Greg
    Member

    Funny quote, Lefty binning it in front of me one day and I said what happened mate? He looked up and said “I just ran out of talent”
    Still cracks me up :laugh:

    TB

    December 23, 2013 at 8:08 pm #252704

    Chris Nicholson
    Member

    I tell my kids they can have whatever they want, as long as they dont want what they cant have.

    December 23, 2013 at 10:48 pm #252705

    mallee
    Member

    I work with the public and I think “there is one born every minute and only one die a year” :woohoo:

    Mallee

    December 23, 2013 at 11:21 pm #252719

    Geoff Forshaw
    Member

    When something is dry……..

    “It is as dry as a Magpie’s foot” :dry: :laugh: :laugh:

    If something has no Grunt/Torque……..

    “It wouldn’t pull a sailor off your sister” :huh: (It’s wrong I know but I still laugh at it!! TB)

    Merry Xmas!!

    Cheers, Lefty ;)

    December 24, 2013 at 4:39 am #252720

    Alan Heather
    Member

    As usefull as a fly screen on a submarine

    December 24, 2013 at 5:26 am #252706

    Keven
    Member

    A couple from my old footy coach

    That guy would drop his prick having a pull

    Wouldn’t hit the water if he fell out of a boat

    Kevdog

    December 24, 2013 at 5:30 am #252707

    Dwayne O
    Member

    Trust XY to bring up the old” Eagle is a Dirty Bird” :whistle: :laugh: It`s only a rumour XY 😆

    My old favourite is,
    “If ya can`t be good, Be good at I t!!!”

    December 24, 2013 at 9:46 am #252722

    Nathan Heather
    Member

    When leaving..

    Im off like a jews foreskin.

    December 24, 2013 at 10:03 pm #252724

    Steve
    Member

    Im as toey as a roman sandal.

    December 24, 2013 at 10:04 pm #252734

    Steve
    Member

    You don’t need a long neck to be a goose.

    December 24, 2013 at 10:05 pm #252735

    Steve
    Member

    That bike pulls harder than a 14 year old boy.

    December 24, 2013 at 11:08 pm #252736

    nathan steele
    Member

    For some blokes I’ve delt with at work,

    ‘couldn’t organize a root in a brothel’

    My personal favorite –

    ‘If you’re not wasted, your day is!’

    and on that note, Merry Christmas gentlemen!

    Rookie

    December 25, 2013 at 4:19 am #252708

    Joe
    Member

    for when the ridding gets tough or difficult

    ” we wouldn’t be men if we didnt” ;)

    When I doing somethng extra stupid on the bike I quote this to myself

    “you got to be tough if ya gunna be dumb” :pinch:

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