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    simon burke
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    Dirt bike ride in the Adventure ride report section (for those who like both)

    This trip had been in the making for 2 years.3 old bulls, Simon Burke (aka Bollocks), Malcolm Campbell (aka House) & Luke Gerathy (aka Wolferis) were off to do a trip from Cairns to Cape York through the tour company CAPE YORK MOTORCYCLES ADVENTURES.

    And what a fricken adventure it turned out to be. :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo:

    Early start to the first day with a flight from Tamworth to Sydney. House smuggled us into the QANTAS lounge while we waiting for our flight to Cairns, we ate a heap of free stuff and thought we were pretty cool. B) The shenanigans started early with Wolferis pre booking the seats on the flight to Cairns. Somehow, he managed to put House next a rather large unit, much to Houses discomfort. Wolferis one, House nil. :laugh:
    Touchdown into the beautiful city of Cairns we made a b line straight to the Motel and bottle shop. Proceeded to get right on the piss and hit the night life of Cairns. Don’t know what time we “called stumps” but awoke the next morning crook as a dog and half a McDonalds French fry stuck in my teeth. Must have been a good night? :sick:
    Next day was preparation/hangover day. :huh: Sat around connecting our 3 way bluetooths for our helmets and tried to recall stories from the night before. We finished of the rest of the grog as it would have been a crime to have to throw it out. :cheer:
    Tomorrow is “D day” and to say we were a bit excited would be a slight understatement. :woohoo:

    View from our digs, supplies and “Paddock Fit” blokes ready to ride 1300 km’s. :cheer:

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    to be continued :cheer:

    #259190

    simon burke
    Member

    Day 1

    Today is the day!!!You little ball tearer!!! :woohoo:
    Taxi out to the CAPE YORK MOTORCYCLES ADVENTURES and we were like school kids in a lolly shop when we got there. :)
    Meet and greet with paper work and Q & A’s. Roy & Renee Kunda own and operate the business and have been doing these tours for over 20 years, they certainly know their stuff and are great people. The 2 young blokes who were to lead us north were Graham & Jordan. Roy was to drive the support vehicle. Other riders were Mick (Gosford) Chris (Sydney) Simon (Canberra) Scott (WA) Glen (WA) Damo (Hobart) Chris (Germany).We got to pick our bikes and I went for number 4 as that’s my lucky number..well…was…poor bike. We were all so clean and shiny and a light misty rain was hovering over Cairns. Our blue tooths were going and the banter started right from the word go. North we headed !!! :cheer:
    Gradual climb up the steep ranges that overlook the city of Cairns and a quick regroup at a lookout at the top of the ranges. Not far from this spot we headed off road into what looked to be a State forest. The country was pure rain forest but we were sticking to the main track to get a few km’s up. So many sweet singles to the left and right of us !!! We spread out, heading north on an awesome twin trail. Comfortably doing about 80 or 90 km’s in fifth gear up on the pegs, I came over a rise to see a few bogged 4wds up ahead near a bridge. Little did I know, I just hit my first bit of red clay, or “dog on lino” as we call it back home. Quite a strange sensation when you are flying through the air thinking “where did my bike just go”? :huh: :huh: :huh:
    But, me being me, I had the situation all under control as I assumed the lady bird crash position in mid air. Hit the deck, bounced, slid and came to a muddy stop with the cheers of the 4wders ringing in my ears. :cheer: I eventually got to my feet, covered in red bloody clay and trudged back up the hill to my DRZ. Oh dear…snapped the handle bars clean in half, along with 2 broken indicators and a cut ignition wire. :unsure: Hmmm….that sucks. :(
    A few of the lads turned up behind me and slip sliding down the hill and headed on towards Mt Molloy where we were to meet for lunch. Graham the sweep rider turned up and I sheepishly explained my situation. To my amazement he had it all fixed up in 20 minutes. All I had to do was make it to Mt Molloy with one side of the bars 2 inches lower than the other side and he would rip back to Cairns and grab another set of bars.1 hour into this adventure and I have had a massive “off” already…bloody hell this is going to be a long trip. :pinch: :pinch: :pinch:
    Arrived at MT Molloy at lunch time no worries at all. At its height Mount Molloy was a copper mine in the 1890s. It was commonly used as camping grounds and Chinese market gardeners used to grow grain and other foodstuffs for the miners nearby. Today it is one of the first stops for travellers heading north from Cairns. Steak sandwiches and beers were had while the lads fixed my poor old bike. B)
    Bit of black top riding and we passed through the township of Mossman which is the gateway to the Daintree and renowned Sugar cane country. Crossed the Daintree river on a ferry and to our delight Jordan chucked a wheelie the length of the 40 cars on the other side waiting to board the ferry. Pissed myself laughing at the look on the faces of the people waiting, jaws open and shaking of heads. I waved to them all, but didn’t get too many waves back…it was a bloody good wheelie. :P
    Pulled up at a lookout overlooking the Daintree rainforest and the rivers that run out to sea. The Daintree was one of my highlights. Truly an amazing place and known as the oldest rainforest in the world. You can check it out with this link http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Daintree_Rainforest otherwise i would have to go on and on. We pulled up at PK’s jungle resort and hooked straight into jugs of beer cause it was happy hour, and we were a little bit thirsty. TB, Moose, Kram and Jacko stayed here and now I know why. Great perv on the back packers, plenty of grog and great tucker. :P
    A few of the lads had a big one that night, not Bollocks, as he was a bit sore after his big off and went to bed pretty early…poor Bollocks. :blush:
    Headquarters about to leave..so clean :kiss:
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    Lookout over Cairns
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    Snap goes the bar…poor bike :(
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    Please replace bar divots
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    Surgery
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    Mt Molloy. Didn’t I cop some shit !!!
    Wolferis with one finger up stating first crash :laugh: .Ran out of fingers for you old boy by the end of the trip :P
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    Overlooking Mossman with the Daintree in the background.
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    Ferry over the Daintree River
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    A random beach in the Daintree forest :cheer:
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    Wolferis about to show his bits to the backpackers at PK’s :ohmy:
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    House in da House
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    To be continued :cheer:

    #259226

    Andrew
    Member

    Great read so far Bol. Look forward to the next episode.

    #259191

    Dwayne O
    Member

    :laugh:
    Glad there`s no closeup shots of the bits for the backpackers then Bol :sick:
    Thanx for taking the time for the report mate, keep it coming please ,,,

    #259192

    terryjhaynes
    Member

    Great stuff Boll B) I look forward to the rest of the trip.

    Cheers Teza.

    #259193

    simon burke
    Member

    Day 2
    Kitted up and waited to get going for some great riding through the Daintree. While waiting, chatted to a nice backpacker from Sweden (of course) :kiss: who was pretty amazed at what we were doing. We are so cool, B) 15 minutes later we were off. The same sheila was with her mates a few hundred m down the road after we left and I gave them a big wave and nearly crashed off the road at the same time. Bloody hell Bollocks..concentrate man. :ohmy: :huh:
    We eventually came across our first real obstacle. :woohoo: A rather large creek which we had to dismount our bikes and push them across, swearing and laughing we got them across eventually. Fun as a bag of cats. :cheer:
    We made our way to a place called “Roaring Meg Falls” near Wujal Wujal. Massive granite rocks with one of the biggest waterfalls I have ever seen. It’s the head of the Bloomfield River & a sacred Aboriginal place. We stopped and had lunch there. :)
    We then proceed to run some awesome single tracks with creek crossings and ridge climbs. Lots of sphincter clenching moments :P Wolferis had his first off, the start of many more to come!!! House , Wolferis and I spent the next few hours trying to fill each other in on any bog hole we came across, and anyone else who came anywhere near us. This riding today was very similar to the riding we do back at home. Big snake had a crack at me on the side of a track, don’t know what type, Brown, Copperhead, Death adder…dunno..too busy lift my legs up onto the seat in a mad panic. :ohmy:
    House got the first flat tyre of the trip. He didn’t mind the break as he was suffering the man flu that was spreading through the camp. :sick:
    Hot and humid today, some pacey riding sorting the men out from the boys. The sweep rider and I got lost for about an hour after fixing my rear brakes, corner man breakdown :angry:..didn’t matter too much..got to see some country that the others didn’t ;)
    Reached the Bloomfield River and saw our first Croc. Big fat bastard lying on the bank across the other side of the river (thank God).
    Some pretty cool riding from there onto “The Lion’s Den”, just south of Cooktown. Belting along the open road I saw off to my right an old Aboriginal chap sitting under a tree in the middle of nowhere, with a massive white beard hanging over his tummy, wearing nothing but a pair of footy shorts & drinking a big bot. He was having a great time over there under the shade of a tree waving to us all as we went past, I was the only one who saw him and gave him a huge wave and nearly fell off my bike..again, pretty sure I made his day. :laugh:
    Pulled into the Lion’s Den Hotel, the oldest pub in North Qld. The Lion’s Den Hotel was built in 1875 on the banks of the Little Annan River, surrounded by 100 year old mango trees and tropical landscapes.
    The support vehicle turned up, for the first time, and a few repairs were made on a few bikes through out the night.
    Had a well deserved scrub, had massive feed and a few tinnies. Poor old House was crook and off to bed early. :(
    Few of the lads played up, but good old Bollocks didn’t..next night..different story. :whistle:

    Ready 2 go
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    Plenty of these
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    Lots of bog holes :cheer:
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    Bloomfiled river below “Roaring meg Falls”

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    Damo
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    Us 3 and Chris DA GERMAN..”IN GERMANY..VE HAVE NO DIRT ROADS”!!! he made it to the top,but he had a pretty rough time..poor little German :P
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    No drowned bikes,all through :)
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    Lunch at the “Roaring Meg Falls”
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    House
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    Bollocks
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    Wolferis calling out for a tractor tube
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    First flat
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    we were there :huh:
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    Fat Croc
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    Arrived at the Lions Den Hotel :cheer:
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    To be continued :cheer:

    #259194

    simon burke
    Member

    Day 3
    A few of the lads were having green eggs and ham for breakfast. :sick:
    We kitted up and headed off towards Cooktown. 25 km south of Cooktown we stopped to check out Black Mountain on the Mulligan Highway.(Mulligan was the bloke who opened up the country “up North” and found all the Gold etc..bit of a legend) Amazing rock formations. The area has a bad reputation, as numerous people and those searching for the missing, have disappeared without trace. Pretty freaky place if you ask me. :unsure:
    Cruised into Cooktown and headed straight up to the lookout, as one does when one is a tourist. Ripper views. :cheer:
    The history of Cooktown is amazing, and I love that kinda stuff. Cpt James Cook beached “the Endeavor” there in 1770, because it was totally stuffed. I reckon he sailed like I ride. :huh:
    I liked the fact that this is where they got the name for the big fury animals off the local Aboriginal people, who called them “Kangaroos” .
    Click this link for more info on Cooktown http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cooktown,_Queensland
    We meandered down to the park and chilled for a few hours and got our arses ready for some serious long bum numbing roads heading inland. :ohmy:
    Fuelled up and away we went. The country changed dramatically from the tropical coastal country we had been riding in. Lightly timbered country, rocky ridges and long red roads that went on..and on..and on. :pinch:
    Smoko at Isabella creek and lunch at the Normanby River. Up in the trees and the high banks of the Normanby you can see how high the waters get during the wet season. Logs and crap were 40ft above our heads in places. House drowned Wolfurus in the River crossing. House 1.Wolferis 1. :laugh:
    We stopped at Old Laura Station. They did it tough in the old days. We were also told of stories about the miners that used to use this track to get from Cooktown to the Palmer River when the gold rush was on. Local Aboriginals were pretty savage at the time and used to raid the miners and take them back up into the hills, break their legs so they couldn’t run away…and then eat them. :ohmy: After a while, they only took the Chinese miners because they reckoned they tasted better…true story. :blink:
    Looks like the local natives invented the first “Chinese take aways” :cheer: :cheer: :cheer:
    The country really started to open up a bit now and we stopped in a few times on the Normanby to see a few crocs. After travelling for so bloody long on open roads, we got a bit excited getting onto a twin trail which ran about 3 km down to the river. Everyone was racing and the dust was a bastard. I crash twice and pissed myself laughing both times. :laugh:
    We reached our destination “Kalpowar Crossing” in the Lakefield (Rinyirru) National Park. We were to camp our first night under the stars. Roy had it all set up for us when we got there and cold showers were on the menu and plenty of cold beer. We decided to go and have a crack at a few Barra before it got too dark. The lads had the bait casters out and I sat up in a tree watching the mad bastards, throwing in useful comments while sucking on a tinnie or two. The Ranger came through the crossing and warned us that a 3.5 m croc was seen on the crossing only the night before. :ohmy:
    I knew I was up that tree for a good reason. Bloody tourists, everyone kept fishing anyway. Great feed that night and Wolferis and I played up like 2 bob watches. Demolished 1 and a third bottle of rum, beers etc..Seemed like a great idea at the time. Somehow I made it to my bed and passed out. :silly: :side:

    Black Mountain. Creepy joint
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    Cooktown..in case you can’t read :P
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    On the way to Isabella Creek and there.
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    Normanby River,and House drowns Wolferis
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    mmmm…dust
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    Old Laura Stn
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    Lurking Croc
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    Nearly at Kowpwar Crossing
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    this is Mick…Good bloke
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    Camping
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    Did that Ranger say there’s crocs here???
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    And there was cake!!!!..Every night :cheer: :cheer: :cheer:
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    This is the moment I probably should have gone to bed :blink:
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    To be continued :cheer:

    #259195

    simon burke
    Member

    Wolferis finally got me his pics :huh: :huh:
    Which I have just added into my previous posts. :)
    Videos will be at the end :cheer:
    Working on this next bit now.
    Bol :woohoo:

    #259196

    Michael
    Member

    Great Stuff Bollocks

    I dont like the look of that fat croc

    keep it comming

    Cheers

    Strucky

    #259197

    simon burke
    Member

    Day 4
    OMG.rum…burp..struth. :sick: Poo fairy shat in my mouth. :sick:
    Got up to greet the day with a bloody great hairy brown spider crawling out of my riding pants as I was putting them on, hmm, that could have been interesting. :dry:
    Very big day ahead of us today, probably not the best idea to get stonkered the night before, but whatever, we shall soldier on. Manflu had started to take hold with about half the crew under the weather. :sick:
    Our mission today was to get to the Archer River for another night under the stars. Again we headed north, bloody 4wd’s everywhere for the first 50km.Dustfest.Wide open country with massive termite mounds as far as the eye could see. We pulled up for smoko at a river crossing with a proper bridge and went looking for more crocs. No crocs this time but a very cranky Mickey bull came out of the scrub bellowing at us on the other side of the bridge. He would go crashing back into the scrub and come back out giving us a gobfull. He must have known we were old bulls. :laugh: Bloody Hilarious. :laugh: Not so funny when I pulled up near him to give him a gobfull and my bike stalled. Just as well that bull knew nothing about bikes, I was a sitting duck. :unsure:
    Met the support vehicle at a billabong a bit further up the track and we refuelled a got bitten by 5000 mozzies (only mozzies I saw on the whole trip).
    Thankfully we then turned off into private property at Lily vale Station. This was our first introduction to sand riding. We hit long sections of pure thick sand and blokes were coming off left right and centre. We stopped at a beautiful lily infested lagoon. If I was a croc, this is where I would live. :)
    Graham gave us all the heads up on how to ride sand properly and it got easier from then on, although blokes were still coming off at a great rate of knots. House had his one and only off, slow pace in the sand. He thought he got away with it until we go home and found it on his Gopro clips. :P
    We rode through some country owned by the Aboriginals called Lama Lama. To keep myself amused I made up songs in my head for awhile using the words Lama Lama. :silly:
    We had lunch at a creek crossing and I spent most of the time head down in the creek trying to cure myself of my Devilish hangover. At this creek, Chris “DA GERMAN” !!! Started rattling on about how he had devised a cunning plan on how to master sand riding (he yells like a German) “TO RIDE SAND,1ST GEAR NO CLUTCH”!!! Much to our amusement. :laugh: It was going to take this lad 3 weeks to get to the top with that idea.
    We came back out onto a public rd and made our way towards Coen. Graham took via a twin trail short cut through some old mining country in the hills. Rocks, washouts, ruts and more rocks. By this stage I’m starting to fade badly, hit a washout and bike number 4 and I went sailing through the air. :ohmy:
    We both landed on the only patch on the hill that didn’t have a rock on it. Well that was lucky. :unsure: No damage done and onwards. :cheer:
    Pulled up at an intersection and I was proper rooted. House and a few of the lads were there and he said keep going. Be F%$#ed I said..I’m having a F$#@ing breather. :angry: House then explained to me that the Coen pub was only 3 km down the Rd. Oh?… Ok, I’m cured. :cheer:
    Coen is an old Gold mining town. The Exchange Hotel awaited us and the schooners of XXXX went down a treat. Some funny bugger put an ”S” in front of the pubs name on the roof, very amusing. Lots of historical photos in the pub and a few of the local native girls were playing pool and gobbing off at each other with some of the queens choicest English language (god bless their little cotton socks).
    Refuelled our bikes and discovered Wolferus had a flat. Jordan changed the tyre in between spews. Man flu had hit the poor young fella bad. :ohmy:
    Made it to the Archer River and a secret little camping spot right on the water. No crocs here. Had a spin for Barra, got a hit but the bugger didn’t hook up. Had a steak instead. Awesome camp under the stars and slept like the Gods.

    Refuelling on the go
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    Mozzyville
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    Lilyvale & Lama Lama
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    Lunchbreak, water was awesome, my head was on fire :pinch:
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    Pulled up at this cool lake
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    Sand
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    Coen pub…there is a God :cheer:
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    Camp at the Archer River
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    DA GERMAN GOING FOR A BATH !!!
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    And More Cake :cheer: :cheer: :cheer:
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    To be continued :cheer:

    #259198

    terryjhaynes
    Member

    Cake on the cape :cheer: yu cant beet that. Looks like fun times. B)

    #259279

    Cris
    Member

    Epic Bolls Epic B)

    I recon that it would have been a blast of a trip. Good on ya

    So you didnt leave the Wolfrus behind anywhere :laugh:

    #259199

    simon burke
    Member

    Glad you blokes are enjoying this :laugh:
    Wolferis was nearly left under a bridge :P
    but you’ll have to wait for day 6 for that story ;)

    Bol :woohoo:

    #259280

    Best ADV thread ever Bols!!
    Can’t wait for the next installment.

    STM

    #259200

    Kent Duncan
    Member

    Had some big nights at the Jungle Bar (Cape Trib) in the mid 90’s, loved that place until they bought in rules, damn rules. It used to go until daylight depending on how many were there. You could also buy as many roadies as you could carry and everyone would end up down the beach afterwards. Half the fun was getting to the beach in complete darkness through the rainforest with an arm-full of beer, drunk and most likely stoned too.

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