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November 5, 2008 at 10:07 am #95333
AnonymousBefore you guys go thinking you are special and have your own personal little squirrel, I’ll have you know, I am a bit of a forum slut and I spread myself and my nasty little ways around a bit. I was just being my general annoying self at another forum, when someone smarter than any of you bone heads, posted this. I think you will enjoy it and dream of the day when you can catch me out.
November 6, 2008 at 10:49 am #111491for some weird reason I always think of CJ Burns Esq whenever I think of a squirrel, what says you Li’l furry pal?
Bluce
November 6, 2008 at 10:58 am #111547I think of the dead rat I found in my roof couple of months back, all rotting and festering like a little turd that it was..
Chris.
November 6, 2008 at 11:00 am #111492:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :S :S :S
Crikey, The SQUIRREL sure is a popular dude hey !!!!!!!!!!!!!November 6, 2008 at 11:04 am #111552I hope its was the furry bastard
TB
November 6, 2008 at 11:05 am #111553Like he said he gets all around the net, and I believe we crossed paths in another realm tonight eh CJ Burns
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lucky I possess a memory like a Blue elephant.
mr Blue
November 6, 2008 at 11:08 am #111556Do you remember where you spotted him mr_blue, I’ll go and give it to him, so it’s not on our forum.
Chris.
November 6, 2008 at 11:23 am #111557Try the big aussie one that Lee & Drew run, what piqued my interest anyone who is a little bit of a stirrer has no personal info and then has a sig saying “secret squirrel business” is a prime suspect methinks.
Mr Bloo
November 10, 2008 at 10:06 pm #111566
AnonymousWell mister Blue,You are wrong with your guess, way wrong as a matter of fact.
Anyhow the Squirrel is back after some time away from OBT as I was slutting around at another forum,but they couldn’t take a joke and have speared me..the pack of tossers. Kicked me out and locked my account they did,stuff em if they are that thin skinned, is what squirrel says.November 10, 2008 at 10:25 pm #111781I started this reply going to ask you how the boat trip was going Moto, as I think its Moto, but then I just read your reply to Mick regarding his XR and Moto wouldnt know his arse from his elbow around a carb or the whole bike (sorry mate).
Chicken knows alot about those 38 mm Mikuni carbies as he fitted one he bought one from Ballards, but doesnt know the internet enough, (he cant spell cow but can lift one), so I have no idea who you are, and am now just confusing myselfTB
November 10, 2008 at 10:30 pm #111782I like you squirrel you remind me of a???? well a cheeky little furry Bloke actually, maybe you could be our mascot for any of the old bulls in competition, maybe even do a bit of cheerleading for our higher profile members.
So Mr Squirrel what sort of bike does one ride between nut gathering timess, do you find it is hard to buy protective gear? obviously it would be “e” startNow we really need to know what type of squirrel you are, so we don’t accidently insult your heritage see there is so many Eastern Gray, Red squirrel,Fox squirrel, an Abert or Kaibab squirrels, Douglas squirrel, Pine squirrel, Japanese squirrel, Persian squirrel, Arizona gray, maybe even a Western gray squirrel.
In the spirit of our newly found friendship betwixt human motorcycle riders and squirrels here is some interesting reading for you our new mascot
http://www.deadsquirrel.com/
http://www.squirrels.org/Sometimes when I really gave my roadbikes a good hammering coming out of a corner they would get a bit squirrelly, and while I enjoy that sensation do you believe it is an accurate depiction of a squirrel?
And why are squirrels reputedly so secretive?, you should be proud in your squirrelness, give a squirrel roar and display your nuts.
Mr Blue
I like furry Critters they are cute and need nuturing, unless it is a rat, but we have other more predatory furry animals that help out with that issue.
November 11, 2008 at 5:31 am #111785
AnonymousMr Blue wrote:
Quote:I like you squirrel you remind me of a???? well a cheeky little furry Bloke actually, maybe you could be our mascot for any of the old bulls in competition, maybe even do a bit of cheerleading for our higher profile members.WTF I dont like you Blue dog, whats with all the questions, you need a sex life to pass the time I thinkSo Mr Squirrel what sort of bike does one ride between nut gathering timess, do you find it is hard to buy protective gear? obviously it would be “e” start Alright ,I own three different jap bikes, two KTMs, a BSA and a Harley. I wear protective gear, dont you, why would it be hard to fit me? Are you alright mate? “e” start is that something new or cant you spell electric, yes I like electric start, ever seen Crash or Tripper kick starting their agg bikes on a hill lol dumb arses
Now we really need to know what type of squirrel you are, so we don’t accidently insult your heritage see there is so many Eastern Gray, Red squirrel,Fox squirrel, an Abert or Kaibab squirrels, Douglas squirrel, Pine squirrel, Japanese squirrel, Persian squirrel, Arizona gray, maybe even a Western gray squirrel. WTF have you been looking way to hard into this, I am a squirrel! One that is smarter, better looking amd better at EVERYTHING than you! (check with your missus)
In the spirit of our newly found friendship betwixt human motorcycle riders and squirrels here is some interesting reading for you our new mascot I am not, and never will be your mascot
http://www.deadsquirrel.com/
http://www.squirrels.org/Sometimes when I really gave my roadbikes a good hammering coming out of a corner they would get a bit squirrelly, and while I enjoy that sensation do you believe it is an accurate depiction of a squirrel?What happened after it got squirrelly?? Huh huh you rolled over fell out of bed and woke up!
And why are squirrels reputedly so secretive?, you should be proud in your squirrelness, give a squirrel roar and display your nuts.I have displayed my nuts many a time on this site, you are sick wanting to see another males nuts, different when you pissed and rip the gear of for a streak, but to ask to see, you are a freak mate
Mr Blue
I like furry Critters they are cute and need nuturing, unless it is a rat, but we have other more predatory furry animals that help out with that issue.
November 11, 2008 at 5:38 am #111808I am not going near the above, but Dave aka KTMRAT appeared sametime as the squirrel again, hows this work dave. And Mr Blue, dont poke at the wildlife lol
TB
November 11, 2008 at 5:47 am #111811Trailboss wrote:
Quote:I am not going near the above, but Dave aka KTMRAT appeared sametime as the squirrel again, hows this work dave. And Mr Blue, dont poke at the wildlife lolTB
Watching and Waiting Always my Friend
November 11, 2008 at 8:29 am #111813Ktmrat wrote:
[/quote]Watching and Waiting Always my Friend[/quote]
Sounds like the squirrel to me, anybody else
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