At Motos request – the magic corner

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    Anonymous

    At Moto’s request the magic corner in detail:

    The magic corner is a magical and mystical place in the corner of our shed that a little shed troll lives. No one has ever seen the shed troll, but he must be there, for when dirty motorbikes arrive home he swings into top gear. It’s a place where if you put something dirty there it magically ends up clean.
    The little shed troll likes things to be kept clean and orderly and can’t stand the thought of something staying dirty for too long a time.
    So when KylieD has had a ride and has enjoyed the feeling of all the nice things that dirt bikes offer and is far to tired to clean or put anything away, she gets out of the car (if bikes have been transported) or gets off her bike (for those local rides) and goes inside to have a cup of coffee and a little rest. That’s the end of KylieD’s ride for the day.
    The shed troll starts his chores and washes and cleans the bikes to a showroom shine. KylieD has commented that the shed troll maybe is a little bit pedantic with the way that the bikes are cleaned. As it sometimes takes the same amount of time to wash the bikes as to the time that the bikes had been ridden and probably uses enough soap and water to wash a third world country. And maybe you don’t really need to spray that much Inox on them, or do you really need to black the tyres and shine the plastics. They are trailbikes after all. Who is to know? But one should not complain about how ones bike looks after the shed troll has waved his magic chamois. After the shed troll has waved his chamois and sprayed his last bit of Inox he puts the now clean bikes into their corner, gives them a little pat on the seat and tells them to sleep now. He then will take note if anything needs to be done to the bikes before the next time they venture out. The shed troll will then wash and hang out any dirty riding gear and put helmets and boots on their shelves ready for the next time.
    KylieD sometime helps the shed troll by putting her riding gear into the washing machine, but sometimes is a little forgetful and forgets that she has put her gear in the washing machine, but luckily the shed troll knows and hangs KylieD’s riding gear out to dry.
    KylieD has offered to wash her bike in the past, but has resigned to the fact that the shed troll would not be satisfied with her efforts and would probably re-wash her bike anyway.

    Hopefully that explains what the magic corner is all about Moto.

    (and no the shed troll’s services are not available for hire)

    #113801

    Greg
    Member

    Funny, do you and Champo share the same drinking water?

    #113804

    Mick D
    Member

    Up until recently we had a shed troll as well. I am having concerns for his welfare as he seems to have gone missing,which coincidently coincided with the day I was injured. Our troll went over and above the call of duty, even cleaning up all the empties that my mates leave behind, he also swept the shed and serviced our bikes. I do hope he is OK and will return soon.

    #113805

    Anonymous

    I hope he is all right too. I am sure he will come back.

    #113809

    Anonymous

    Nice story Dan. Maybe if I leave my bike in your shed the troll will take pity on it? I have never had a shed troll, hence why my bike is almost always dirty. I like my bike the same way I like my women.

    Chained up and dirty ;)

    #113802

    Anonymous

    Do you mean dirty as in covered with mud? – if so that is one different type of fettish:blink: .
    If you mean dirty as in dirty skank dirty – I too would prefer the dirty skank over dirty covered in mud.
    Although a dirty skank covered in mud could be good:huh:

    I am not sure about the shed troll washing an orange bike, it would’nt matter how much he washed it, it would still be dirty and unclean:laugh:

    #113855

    Anonymous

    Wash your mouth out with a good 10w50! Orange bikes rule, just their wheel bearings don’t :laugh:

    #113856

    Mick D
    Member

    He’s back!!!!!! Connor’s KX has a new front tyre, the tie downs are all hanging up, the air line is rolled up, the spanners are in the right place and More!!! Yippee. (He still could of swept the floor though).

    #113857

    Greg
    Member

    Moto wrote:

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    Orange bikes rule, just their wheel bearings don’t :laugh:

    what the fark, this web site has been awash for months with, split fuel tanks, chain guide bolts, fork bleed screws, sump plug dramas, kick start retaining bolts, exhaust pipes falling off, brake pads gone, and they are only the things of the top of my head without looking back over the threads and thats you and your shitbox

    No no good things those orange shitboxes, ask Dave he has two to ride, one with a cracked head and the other a blown head gasket, did I see he said the other day his shed is full of blown engines.

    Wash your mouth out Moto and buy a Honda you idiot!!!

    TB :P

    #113859

    Anonymous

    So your break pads never need replacing? Why do you have a garage full of them then, you told me so at the Christmas party. Why do you also have 3 fuel tanks? If you shitbox wasn’t so thirsty you’d get by with one, and if you crashed as much as I do you might break your tank as well.

    Sump plug, fork bleed screws and exhaust bolt is all operator error because I don’t know my arse from my elbow. Nothing to do with the bike.

    remember it wasn’t the pumpkin that was stuck on the hill last weekend it was the heavy ass red turdpile, that I had to get off my bike to help you up the hill.

    If I spent as much time working on my bike in the week as you do (read, if I spent anytime during the week working on my bike), nothing would ever be a last minute rush ;)

    When I get to your place tonight I’m gonna ride the pumpkin straight over the BRP! :laugh:

    #113861

    Greg
    Member

    small bait, big bite!

    #113862

    Anonymous

    :laugh: You knew I’d go for it after telling me about on the phone a minute ago. MOLE!!

    #113803

    Anonymous

    Now now ladies don’t be feuding and fussin about who’s bikes the best.

    I have the solution sell what ever you ride and get a good bike. I know of a good Yamaha dealer that will look after you all. Then we wont have the problem of mines the best, no mines the best, yours is a piece of shit because……… :laugh:

    #113871

    Anonymous

    Yor right Dan, then they’d both be pieces of shit :p

    #114305

    Anonymous

    Moto wrote:

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    Yor right Dan, then they’d both be pieces of shit :p

    Just seen this one Moto:lol: . Now I don’t feel so bad about putting shit on your ride choice.

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