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well gooday boys and girls….
firstly, happy easter to you all. hope your not all sick from a self induced chocky overload.
ive been in heaven since thursday….
drinking heaps,
smoking heaps,
burning lots of wood,
eating like a beast,
more drinking, some swearing, more drinking….and heaps of riding….:woohoo:
all the things heaven has to offer:laugh:
perfect weather, good overnight rain on friday meant no dust all weekend. (quite a rarity in victoria these days)
i rode everyday. i think about 550k’s all up.
even sammy did about 100. she was riding like a crusty demoness.
watch out KylieD, you might have a challenger for the “big air specialist” crown. lol. i saw some daylight under her tyres on quite a few occasions. im so proud of her.arse was sore but ok, every other muscle hurts more now but.
didnt even fall off once, and believe me, i tried.:silly:
bike ran flawlessly, as kato’s do.
i think ive tamed the beast finally!! (touch wood)
im stoked i tell yas. fucking stoked.
the menace is back on the horse…giddying up and yellin woohoo!!!!
AnonymousGlad to hear your back and buzzing menace. Just gotta get some practice in for that 150ft tabletop now. You’re the only person I reckon is crazy enough to have a full blooded go. I’ll have a fairy attempt, I’ll be pleased if I get my wheels off the ground
Moto wrote:
Quote:Glad to hear your back and buzzing menace. Just gotta get some practice in for that 150ft tabletop now. You’re the only person I reckon is crazy enough to have a full blooded go. I’ll have a fairy attempt, I’ll be pleased if I get my wheels off the groundmoto, which part of “NO FUCKING WAY” dont you understand:woohoo:
ps- im not crazy, just a little eccentric.
have you ever seen a man eat his own head, no?, well either have i…..
AnonymousMr Blue wrote:
Quote:Aha Menage’ the PDS is lulling you into a false sense of security (Pretend, Danger, Strike) until you baulk momentarily at a sharp lipped obstacle and…….Bang off you go again busted arse and all.I wish you luck with your experiences, but i see a linkage in your future…….. :laugh:
BC
blah, blah, blah………linkage = shrinkage:P
youre the only “sharp lipped obstacle” i know mate:woohoo: :woohoo:
Anonymousmenace wrote:
Quote:Moto wrote:Quote:Spiderman would do it.STEVE McQUEEN WOULD DO IT….with his eyes closed…….
yeah, that kicked over your chess set didnt it???????
Steve McQueen is doing it…….right after Spiderman does
AnonymousBruce, I too know a man with full pouty lips and a talent for music and lyrics. He seems a bit skinny to be holding onto a YZ though?
AnonymousMr Blue wrote:
Quote:Dear Mr Menage’, quite the contrary I have the full pouty lips of my Polynesian forebears, they drive the women wild, and possibly a linkage may cause shrinkage…of the swelling in your butt, and your sphincter muscle wouldn’t need to be as developed as there would be less need to keep it clenched. Oh my poor misguided Menage’, ride away from the orange clothed ones and find balance and harmony betwixt ones front and rear.a short poem to alleviate your suffering
The man named Menace has been harmed,
But by his KTM he remains charmed,
But it will dawn suddenly on him one day
that it shouldn’t hurt
When all you want to do is play.BC
looks like you need some emotional rescue….
Is there nothing Menace can say
Nothing Menace can do
To change your mind
Youre so in love with you
Youre pouting lips
And youre bubble butt
You’re just a poor girl in Lord Katos house
Yeah, baby, the Lord Kato’s laughin…………..at YOU!!Don’t you know that linkages were never made to keep?
Just like the yamalube, dissolving in your sleep
Kato will be your savior, steadfast and true
He’ll come to your yamahas rescue
PDS will come to your emotional rescueYeah, the other night, crying
about broken brakes, yeah you were crying
about erratic idling
about master cylinder banjo bolts
Breaking, like a child, like a child
Like a child on a PW50 …..ooooooh!You think you’re yammies are of a special breed
Ive seen more torque from your pet Pekinese
Kato will be your savior, steadfast and true
He’ll come to your yamahas rescue
PDS will come to your emotional rescueI was dreaming last night
Of the xmas party, I was dreaming
How if you were there, you’d be crying
Like a child, yeah, You’d be crying
Crying cause you couldnt ride my KTM
But its mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, all mine
You said thats fine, then you cryed
i said, Bruce, you need some blue cheese
to go with that whine!!He’ll come to you, like an idle in the night
So stealthy, so animal quiet
Kato will be your savior, steadfast and true
He’ll come to your yamahas rescue
PDS will come to your emotional rescueNo, you cant ride mine, mine, its all mine
But you can dream it…
Tonight and every night!
I will be your knight in shiny orange armour
Who’s KTM could tow you out of the poo
It will be mine, it will be mine, all mine
It will be mine, it will be mine, all mine
I will be your knight in shiny orange armour
Riding across the desert on a fine Austrian charger:kiss:
:kiss: :kiss:
Anonymous
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