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May 21, 2009 at 11:28 pm #96438
AnonymousWell, I cam home last night and went to let Sam in the house to find that he has had another ‘episode’. This time it was the giant bag of cat litter (left over from when he spilt engine oil in the garage). He had somehow managed to get it out when it was wedged between the wall and the washing machine. I forgot I had left it there several weeks ago.
He had emptied the whold bag all over the floor and out onto the decking where it was wet from the rain and had turned to clay. The caly was stuck in his fur on his back legs, stomach and tail. To top it off his tail had smothered the clay like catty litter all over the white walls and had wrecked his bed completely!
It took me 2.5 hours to wash and dry him, shovel up the grit, clean the clay off the walls and the floor. Mop the decking down and shovel the rest of the clay into the nether regions of the garden:angry:
It’s hard to stay angry at him when he looks like this though:

He likes to sleep with Tyne in the lounge too:


And has even adopted the bean bag chair as his own!


May 21, 2009 at 11:50 pm #135721I would have shot the bastard before now.Patience is obviously one of your virtues Moto.
May 21, 2009 at 11:56 pm #135730
AnonymousI have to deal with TB a lot :laugh:
Nah, he’s good now (the dog not TB.), but when he feels like being naughty he’s really naughty!!
May 22, 2009 at 12:10 am #135732
May 22, 2009 at 12:16 am #135737It’s all part of owning a hound, payment comes when someone tries to B&E you or your neighbors place and you see the bloke running away blood streaming off his legs yelling with the pointy end of said hound right on his butt, or some bloke tries to assault your missus at night and the dog is offleash walking 5 paces behind her, or you have the dog and the bike in the back of the ute while you go into the shops.
All good stuff from mans bestest mates.
or you have 3 of them roaming the proerty and everyone else has thefts, but you.BC
May 22, 2009 at 12:19 am #135739worlds bets security system in my book
May 22, 2009 at 12:22 am #135740
Anonymousmenace seems to like sams. maybe you can sneek him into menace’s car over the weekend
May 22, 2009 at 12:26 am #135743Boony wrote:
Quote:worlds bets security system in my bookHA! My brother’s big mean looking staffy would just try and play with any thieves! In my younger days I’d jump his fence blind drunk and he’d be licking me before I fell onto the ground!
May 22, 2009 at 12:30 am #135741
AnonymousMr Blue wrote:
Quote:It’s all part of owning a hound, payment comes when someone tries to B&E you or your neighbors place and you see the bloke running away blood streaming off his legs yelling with the pointy end of said hound right on his buttSam would want to go play with him, although he would bark which would probably wake me up and I could chase the dude down the street, winky jangling about and all :laugh:
Mr Blue wrote:
Quote:or some bloke tries to assault your missus at night and the dog is offleash walking 5 paces behind herUmmmmmm….Sam might not ever grow up enough to be let off the leash :laugh:
Mr Blue wrote:
Quote:or you have the dog and the bike in the back of the ute while you go into the shopsI’d need to buy a ute, but I like your train of thought

Mr Blue wrote:
Quote:or you have 3 of them roaming the proerty and everyone else has thefts, but you.3 Sams!!! :ohmy: :ohmy: :ohmy: :ohmy: :ohmy: :ohmy: :ohmy:
May 22, 2009 at 12:31 am #135722did he give you the international dog language i’m sorry and you still love me look!?
May 22, 2009 at 12:32 am #135747
AnonymousYep, that’s the one XY! :woohoo:
May 22, 2009 at 12:48 am #135749
AnonymousYou must really hate me Moto.
May 22, 2009 at 12:50 am #135723That dog looks like his part of the furniture moto!!
May 22, 2009 at 12:52 am #135755
AnonymousDanD wrote:
Quote:You must really hate me Moto.
Quite the contrary mate, he is an awesome dog and has a great nature. He’s just…errrr…..’boisterous’ :laugh:
May 22, 2009 at 12:56 am #135759
AnonymousThats good that all is good.
You don’t want a pair of girls as well? 9 and 5 year old – I guarentee you would hate me if you had those pair.:laugh:
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