To explain why Micks card says the Mayor of Wauchope, whilst staying at Mick’s last time he was explaining how good it was living in Wauchope and you can get whatever you want and how he knows everyone etc etc Then he produces this fairly large plastic bag of garlic cloves and proud as punch goes on to tell me about how he was given it.
Lisa his wife was behind him rolling her eyes but obviously that is why Mick is the catch he is, I mean what woman doesnt want a bag of garlic every week! I was laughing and saying stuff like next week you could get 40 pounds of bay leaves and a goat! Lisa and I also joked she could make a necklace out of the garlic and wear it down the street and all the other wife’s would be jealous because they would know she is the mayor’s wife
So I now call him the mayor or Wauchope
Lisa baked some garlic with our baked dinner the next night it was grouse
It was a funny night and thanks again to Mick and is family for the hospitality again that weekend, we will have them down here soon
TB
The story also fails to explain that many a beer had been consumed by said garlic king and his judgement could have been slightly affected