BLOOD

Hello Bulls
I have just come back from the hospital after donating some Top Shelf High Grade Quality Bollocks Blood .To my surprise the lady up there got all exited and gave me a little Australian Red Cross badge as it was my 10th donation. She informed me that with 10 donations i have saved 30 lives :ohmy:

If there are any Bulls out there who don’t already give blood highly recommend it They are always in need of the good red stuff and the benefits are amazing. About 30% goes to cancer sufferers,12% to trauma accidents and all the rest assists in saving people’s lives(can’t remember the other stats).The shelf life of red blood cells is only 6 weeks so they need it all the time. You only have to give once every 3 months. And you can help out a very sick child or even a busted up crusty old Trail rider :cheer:

If you are considering but still have a few hesitations, here’s what to do.

# ring Australian Red Cross on 13 14 95
# or just walk into any Australian Red Cross collection centre and sign up
# or go to http://www.giveblood.redcross.org.au

Here’s what to expect

You will be greeted by lovely ladies who will give you a free blood pressure check(beats going to the quack).They then usher you into the Med room all the while talking about how Mavis won first place with her sponge cake at this year’s Tamworth Show :huh: .You get to sit in a big comfy Smokey Dawson type recliner chair, have a perv at a few good looking nurses( if about) Then the assistant (nurse…whatever) before you can say “holyshitTBlookshotinthatracingjersey”, she whacks a needle in AND it does NOT hurt a bit, unless you are a complete pussy.6 minutes later, after finding out who is favorite for this year’s CWA president nominations ….it’s all over. On the way out, last year’s CWA president makes you a huge Chocky Milkshake and enough cheese and bickys to feed a small nation. :cheer: :cheer: :cheer:

IT IS THAT SIMPLE
Take 15 minutes of your life to save 3 people’s lives…..Go on…Dare ya
Bol :woohoo: