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well menace, being the stupid menace he is has managed to fracture 4 vertebrae in his back, T2 to T5 to be precise, while at work on saturday morning…
and just to add a bit of chaos, i bruised the bone in my left heal too.
i dont need surgury as they are all in the fat bit of the spine, around where the ribs joini have just got out of hospital. it has been the most uncomfortable 30 hours of my life. :angry:
so unfortunately, i cant ride the kenda…
im soooo spewin sorry dudes, its game over for this little black duck :laugh:
A bullet will fix it.
How the hell did you do that,,tell us in the corner mate :ohmy:
Ok so its out mate, so you will be able to look after us so much better then buddy
So your still coming along for the social side then arent you mate Beers and laughs :laugh:TB
me and another guy were screwing lid onto a big cable traythat was hanging from a roof. i had already said it looked overloaded as the tray was all bent. Anyway we got the first 2 covers on when we saw a mounting screw pop out. by the time i could say f**k-sh!t-fuck, it dropped onto us and dragging the whole 30 metres of it down like one big domino. I ducked and it hit me in the back between my shoulderblades and the cracking, popping sound happened, then it crushed the ladder and threw me down like a ragdoll onto my left heel.
The apprentice managed to jump clear, the little ninja but was a blithering mess, as was i :S
Not much fun at all.
Whoever put it up had hung it every 2 metres with with pissy little screws straight into cement sheeting. What an idiot I reckin it weighed about 60kg a metre. :angry:
guess i was lucky as it could have been lots worse…
it was in a school too in a walkway between buildings and kids have been walking under it for weeks!! it coulda killed heaps of them….
but of course im still coming to the kenda, it has put the airforce off as they will want it healed for a min of 12 months now.
so…..IM ON THE PISS :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo:
it’ll be me and bubba smashing up eildon :laugh: :laugh:
listening to floyd and hendrix :laugh: :laugh:
i wouldnt miss it for the world
so i don’t need to bring my k8ii them menace? as i can make sure your bike dose not get choked up with cob webs
hmmm that really sux to hear Menace!!!! boy i’m lost for words!!! that just sucks big time!!!
Anonymousi’m still at a loss as what to say :blush:
guess you and Kram will be battling it out in online gaming then?!?!
:silly: :woohoo:I have to say I didnt think Menace was on the up and up when he rang me this arvo. I started with no way you have to have a spine to have a vertebrae to break one :blush: :laugh: Anyway when I rang him back 5 mins later I thought shit poor bastard, there was then some texts this arvo and he assured me he would still attend the Kenda to line dance with Bubba
As I said on the phone mate get better will chat during the week
TB
soft menace soft,if it was me i would still ride :laugh: I hope your recovery is speedy mate.At least we have our VTB for another 12 months now
Do we want another rider?yesterday i was on drugs, today it just plain hurts :laugh: :laugh: ouch
they just have to heal up. nothing can be done. take drugs, keep warm,
shivering is out of the question :laugh:
and no mal, cant really move much today, sam had to dress me*. i cant even lift the kettle if its full :laugh:
*…..means shutup boony :laugh: :laugh:
menace wrote:
Quote:yesterday i was on drugs, today it just plain hurts :laugh: :laugh: ouch
they just have to heal up. nothing can be done. take drugs, keep warm,
shivering is out of the question :laugh:
and no mal, cant really move much today, sam had to dress me*. i cant even lift the kettle if its full :laugh:
*…..means shutup boony :laugh: :laugh:
I cant believe you would think I would comment about Sammy having to pull up your tutu and tights :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: she needs a medal,,no wait make that a swag of medals :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Hang in there princess, you`ll get better eventually???if not can I have your bike :cheer:Hey its only there to pump blood
The caring
Boony
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