500 Posts!

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  • #96000

    Eric Smith
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    Well, I feel I have to make my 500th post a good one. Sadly, this is just going to be a bit of fluff, which is a bit of a waste really! All that work to get to 500 posts and this is all I can come up with as the 500th!

    I could bag out KTM’s or Hondas… but what would be the point? :S

    I could spruik Yamaha’s – but everyone knows they are a good bike.B)

    I could whinge about having no work… but who really cares anyway!?:huh:

    I could post photos of luscious babes… but that’s what the rest of the internet is for, not OBT!:lol:

    I could write a poem… Yamaha’s are blue, Honda’s are red, KTM’s are orange and Chop’s banana is dead! But that would be just silly!:P

    I could list the bikes I have owned over the years… but without pictures its not worth the effort!;)

    Oh well..

    500 posts! Yay for me! :)

    Edit: Moto, I would reply to your jibe but that would mean I would go up from 500 posts! I’m enjoying the glory! :laugh:

    #125104

    Anonymous

    Post whore :P

    #125105

    Eric Smith
    Member

    Moto wrote:

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    Post whore :P

    Moto is black, moto is blue
    Don’t blame the bike, the rider is poo!

    #125111

    Anonymous

    ECKS-Man wrote:

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    Moto is black, moto is blue
    Don’t blame the bike, the rider is poo!

    ECKS this is funny and try as you might
    You’ll never stop being the slowest in site.

    If you had wit or a morsel of charm
    We might let you live somewhere other than a farm :laugh:

    But you’re still an Old Bull with the rank of an Admiral
    How can we not like you, big love from us all!

    ;)

    #125114

    Eric Smith
    Member

    Oh dear, moto’s lost it!
    Once more, yet again,
    I’ve made the lad think..
    ..I can see he’s in pain!

    Its OK though moto
    We love you here too
    besides, with your post count
    I’ve less crap to do!

    You post here so often
    your threads make up books,
    But fortunately moto
    you’ve “Boy Band Good Looks”!

    Oh KTM riders
    Don’t worry or fret
    ‘Cause Moto’s good mojo
    Will come to you yet!

    :laugh:

    #125115

    Anonymous

    ECKS-Man wrote:

    Quote:
    Oh dear, moto’s lost it!
    Once more, yet again,
    I’ve made the lad think..
    ..I can see he’s in pain!

    Its OK though moto
    We love you here too
    besides, with your post count
    I’ve less crap to do!

    You post here so often
    your threads make up books,
    But fortunately moto
    you’ve “Boy Band Good Looks”!

    Oh KTM riders
    Don’t worry or fret
    ‘Cause Moto’s good mojo
    Will come to you yet!

    :laugh:

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Very good!

    #125118

    Mick D
    Member

    Congrats on the 500 posts ECKS.
    501 and 502 were gems too!!

    #125120

    Eric Smith
    Member

    Thanks ever so much Mick!
    It seems such a shame
    To stop with the rhyming
    Its such a good game!

    In case you are thinking
    there’s 500 more
    of these posts full of poetry
    The answer is: “Sure!

    As soon as the devil
    with moto and Chop
    is playing with snowballs!”
    Oops, looks like I stop!

    :woohoo:

    #125123

    Anonymous

    FRANCE_BORAT_ENA101.jpg

    #125124

    Greg
    Member

    Moto I reckon you should grow a mo for the xmas party

    #125125

    Bruce Curtis
    Member

    Seeing that photo Moto reminds me of what my wifes’ grandfather used to say in his slow country Queensland drawl
    “I ain’t ever trusted a New South Welshman, especially one with a moustache”

    Really thnk he was onto something with that….. just wondering Moto ever spent time in a turkish gaol?
    play the banjo?

    BC

    #125126

    Anonymous

    Trailboss wrote:

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    Moto I reckon you should grow a mo for the xmas party

    It’s not in November……

    #125127

    Eric Smith
    Member

    Now come on here Moto!
    You should grow a mo,
    grow a big nasty pornstar!
    At least have a go!

    #125128

    Anonymous

    What’s ‘grow a big nasty pronstar’ ECKS? I think you’ve run out out of rhyme :laugh:

    #125129

    Bruce Curtis
    Member

    If he grew a “handlebar” Moustachio maybe he’d get more “riding” in :laugh:

    BC

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