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  • March 9, 2009 at 4:57 am #125132

    Anonymous

    Mr Blue wrote:

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    If he grew a “handlebar” Moustachio maybe he’d get more “riding” in :laugh:

    BC

    My skills are growing to the point where I think I want to ride 2 at a time ;)

    March 9, 2009 at 4:59 am #125134

    Eric Smith
    Member

    Moto, I refuse to believe you can’t imagine what a pornstar mo is! You, of all people! Maybe this will help the mental imagery: “I ‘ave come to clean ze pool!”

    March 9, 2009 at 5:05 am #125136

    Anonymous

    I was inferring that it didn’t rhyme in your poem. Although I don’t what this porn is that you speak of…….

    March 9, 2009 at 5:11 am #125138

    Eric Smith
    Member

    “Mo” rhymes with “go” – what’s the problem?? Trust me, I read enough kids poems to Jilly at bedtime to know what rhymes and what doesn’t!

    My mistake moto, I can see if I go any further with the “porn” thing you will lose your charming innocence!

    March 9, 2009 at 5:27 am #125139

    Bruce Curtis
    Member

    Moto go grow that mo
    and the ladies they will know,
    that you are the one
    to father a handsome son,
    so when you are old,
    you’ll never grow cold.

    Or keep the look,
    and look like a chook,
    The ladies will run
    cause you’ll look like no fun,
    so the luck you will find
    will keep your nuts in a bind,
    so eventually you will die,
    having poked yourself in the eye.

    March 9, 2009 at 5:50 am #125142

    Eric Smith
    Member

    Mr Blue wrote:

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    Moto go grow that mo
    and the ladies they will know,
    that you are the one
    to father a handsome son,
    so when you are old,
    you’ll never grow cold.

    Or keep the look,
    and look like a chook,
    The ladies will run
    cause you’ll look like no fun,
    so the luck you will find
    will keep your nuts in a bind,
    so eventually you will die,
    having poked yourself in the eye.

    Bruce that’s awful! I don’t know if the mental images are hurting me more, or the terrible rhyme! :P

    On second thought, its definately the mental images!:laugh:

    March 9, 2009 at 6:00 am #125144

    Bruce Curtis
    Member

    Oh my good man Ecks
    for you there’ll be no sex,
    cause to motos’ new mo’
    the girls will all go
    and to admire his impressive new pecs.

    BC

    March 9, 2009 at 6:01 am #125145

    Jason
    Member

    Well I, umm have now racked up my first triple digit post here..

    So here’s the only poem I know

    There once was a man from Nantucket
    Whose dick was so long he would suck it.
    And he said with a grin
    As he wiped off his chin,
    “If my ear were a c**t, I would f*ck it.” :blink:

    March 9, 2009 at 8:20 am #125147

    Anonymous

    Mr Blue wrote:

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    Oh my good man Ecks
    for you there’ll be no sex,
    cause to motos’ new mo’
    the girls will all go
    and to admire his impressive new pecs.

    BC

    Well, I do have impressive pecs, even if I do say so myself :laugh:

    I think I like your rhyme the best Bluecee…thanks 😆

    March 9, 2009 at 9:37 pm #125162

    Eric Smith
    Member

    No sex for me Bruce?
    I’m sure that you’re wrong!
    The rumours I’ve started
    Say I’ve a long schlong!

    Now moto’s quite pretty
    with Boy Band Good Looks
    But come on, lets face it:
    Chicks don’t like crooks!

    If moto goes mo-town
    the world’s gonna end!
    Imagine the carnage!
    Not worth it, my friend!

    Besides that, poor moto
    just hasn’t the stones
    to grow more than bum-fluff!
    It’s commonly known!

    March 9, 2009 at 9:41 pm #125203

    Anonymous

    That was a better one ECKS, you’ve got your mojo back 😆

    I might have to grow a big tash and mullet now just so I can look a Geoff Ballard :laugh:

    March 9, 2009 at 9:42 pm #125206

    Eric Smith
    Member

    Old School Ballard? XR days I mean? You’d have to borrow (steal?) TB’s bike to get away with that look! :laugh:

    March 9, 2009 at 9:44 pm #125207

    Greg
    Member

    Moto wrote:

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    That was a better one ECKS, you’ve got your mojo back 😆

    I might have to grow a big tash and mullet now just so I can look a Geoff Ballard :laugh:

    Now the sick up is here for me :laugh:

    March 9, 2009 at 9:51 pm #125208

    Anonymous

    Trailboss wrote:

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    Now the sick up is here for me :laugh:

    Yeah?:huh:

    March 9, 2009 at 10:00 pm #125204

    Bruce Curtis
    Member

    Ah but young Ecks
    chicks don’t want long,
    What’s the point of it all
    if you use it all wrong,
    besides me thinks you do fret,
    cause rather than an Eck
    you’re more an Eckette

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