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March 9, 2009 at 10:03 pm #125211

Anonymous

Mr Blue wrote:

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Ah but young Ecks
chicks don’t want long,
What’s the point of it all
if you use it all wrong,
besides me thinks you do fret,
cause rather than an Eck
you’re more an Eckette

:laugh::laugh: :laugh:

These are good this morning! Muchos entertainmentos (sorry I had to speak Mexican so menace could understand)

March 9, 2009 at 10:30 pm #125215

Bruce Curtis
Member

Here’s a scenario
for you young Moto,
Perhaps you get lucky,
But the chick is all clucky,
In her belly will grow
A mini Moto,
complete with a Mo’

BC

March 9, 2009 at 10:32 pm #125227

Bruce Curtis
Member

I could do this,
All bloody day
cause it’s much easier
than earning my pay.

BC

March 9, 2009 at 10:35 pm #125228

Anonymous

Mr Blue wrote:

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Here’s a scenario
for you young Moto,
Perhaps you get lucky,
But the chick is all clucky,
In her belly will grow
A mini Moto,
complete with a Mo’

BC

Whoa! Steady there Bluecee, don’t put a curse on me like that. If my girlfriend gets pregnant now I’m coming to you for financial assistance as a direct result of your wizardry! :laugh:

March 9, 2009 at 10:42 pm #125231

Bruce Curtis
Member

Moto has said
he’d rather shoot blanks
But he better off
having not sex but just W**ks

BC

March 10, 2009 at 1:02 am #125233

Eric Smith
Member

This thread is just gold!
Yes its quite plain to see
That Bluey and moto
and ECKS, that’s us three

Have skills quite surprising
in rhyming and verse,
but Bluey’s aspersions
make moto feel worse!

But moto, don’t worry
You’ll not be a dad
Till testes start dropping!
Yes, yours my young lad!

And as for mate Bluey
Who thinks I’m a chick!
Well, really now sunshine,
A Chick with a Dick?

:laugh:

March 10, 2009 at 1:10 am #125259

Anonymous

ECKS-Man wrote:

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A Chick with a Dick?

:laugh: :ohmy: :dry:

March 10, 2009 at 1:15 am #125260

Bruce Curtis
Member

Now it seems ecks quite like
you could be a dyke with a bike,
or a cigar smoking guy
with a glint in his eye,
but whichever the one
I’ll just cover me Bum,
Cause i was warned about your sort
by me saintly old Mum.

And Moto dear Moto,
cry not my pet,
for your testes to drop
there’s plenty time yet,

and Ecks my dear Ecks,
you could offer me money,
but no amount of lucre,
would make me that funny,
even the lure of a full body massage,
will never gain you,
entry to that passage.

BC

March 10, 2009 at 1:31 am #125266

Anonymous

It’s going to be funny in 6 months time ECKS when you look back to the historic moment in cyberfame and read this thread again :laugh:

March 11, 2009 at 1:49 am #125271

Eric Smith
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I showed this thread to Mrs ECKS last night… she wasn’t sure if she thought it was plain funny or seriously wrong!

I assured her it was, indeed, seriously wrong!

March 11, 2009 at 2:04 am #125420

Anonymous

As an outsider I would be seriously perturbed reading that lot too!

March 11, 2009 at 2:16 am #125421

Bruce Curtis
Member

A Rider who would show his Spouse
Our tomes of hilarity
Is indeed but a mouse,
But look to the side that is lighter than light,
For his future
is bleak not at all bright.

For this man who is indeed a doormat
will grow weary of bikes
as his size becomes fat,
for this is what happen to a downtrodden male
whose existing is subserviant,
appeasing his female.

March 11, 2009 at 4:54 am #125422

Eric Smith
Member

Well crikey by crikey!
I reckon that’s rude!
No call for abusing me
Friendly blue dude!

If all of us look after
our sweet “Hugs & Kisses”
There’s simply more riding!
Be nice to the missus!

My Girly’s a wonder
I love her to bits!
Sometimes she’s entitled
to right royal shits!

I disappear riding
A day at a time,
Or more if its possible
I have a great time!

Then come home to see her
and our baby Jill
Mrs ECKS will be cheery
Yes, even when ill!

She washes my bike clothes,
She tidies our home,
She earns a good living,
Yet bikes make me roam.

I can not deny it
My bike means the world!
But riding is nothing,
Without my best girl!

Subservient? No,
But I love her you see
So I show her my hobbies
And share O.B.T.

March 11, 2009 at 5:28 am #125450

Bruce Curtis
Member

Young starry eyed one,
I must educate,
there is a bit more to this
than just loving your mate,
you must I implore
to see life from my hell
for as well as a a spouse
I have a girlfriend as well!

March 11, 2009 at 6:20 am #125451

Anonymous

ECKS-Man wrote:

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Well crikey by crikey!
I reckon that’s rude!
No call for abusing me
Friendly blue dude!

If all of us look after
our sweet “Hugs & Kisses”
There’s simply more riding!
Be nice to the missus!

My Girly’s a wonder
I love her to bits!
Sometimes she’s entitled
to right royal shits!

I disappear riding
A day at a time,
Or more if its possible
I have a great time!

Then come home to see her
and our baby Jill
Mrs ECKS will be cheery
Yes, even when ill!

She washes my bike clothes,
She tidies our home,
She earns a good living,
Yet bikes make me roam.

I can not deny it
My bike means the world!
But riding is nothing,
Without my best girl!

Subservient? No,
But I love her you see
So I show her my hobbies
And share O.B.T.

Nice work ECKS, you should show her you other half that last one, it will make her happy(ier)
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