an ode to my nemisis…..

[dennis da menaceMember]

to my good cyber mate boony,

i used all my asstistic talents on this one….

Boony…..by Kenny Rogers

You’ve finally fitted your grips and rolled and curled your greying hair
Boony are you contemplating going out somewhere?
The growing pile of empties tells me the sun is going down
Oh Boony, don’t take your goat to town

It wasn’t boony that started that old crazy Squirrel war
But he is proud to go out dressed like a 2 buck whore
And yes, it’s true that now hes out, it’s a woman he’d rather be
Oh boony, your gay with a capital G

It’s hard to love a man whose brain is bent and paralyzed
And the wants and the needs of a goat her age, Boony, should realize
But it wont be long, Ive heard her bleat, until you’ve shot your round
Oh Ruby, dont ride your goat to town

Shes leaving now ’cause boonys been slamming her some more
The way I know Ive heard he’d slammed her a hundred times before
And if he could, reload his gun, he’d shove her another round
Oh Boony, dont take your goat to town
Oh Boony, for Gods sake turn her around

[glennMember]

I`m shattered

not bad but .. you are the ledgend …

[drewMember]

[dennis da menaceMember]

:laugh: :laugh: thats gold XY

[dennis da menaceMember]

Boony wrote:

Quote:

I`m shattered

not bad but .. you are the ledgend …

it was on the radio when i was in the car last night, i nearly stacked from laughing:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

[Bruce CurtisMember]

Menace, you are a minor demon in your realm mine friend,
ode to you
(thanks REM for allowing me this tune)

Follow me, don’t follow me
I’ve got my PDS, I’ve got my orange crush
Collar me, leattcollar me
I’ve lost my spine, cause of my orange crush
We are agents of the Austrians
I’ve had my fun and now it’s time to
Serve your conscience japanese (japanese, japanese)
Suzukis coming in fast, over me

(repeat verse)

High on the booze
In a tent
Paved with blood,
2 stroke howl,
Brave the night,
Hondas’ comin’ in, you hope.

We’d circle and we’d circle and we’d circle to stop and consider and
centered on the trail ahead, up all the bikes stacked up and
our wheels in slush and the orange crush underneath and all this here country
hell any country it’s just like heaven here and I was remembering and I
was just in a different country and all then this yamaha that I
headed for I had my goggles pulled off I knew it all I knew every back
track and every cornerman stop.

BeeCee

[glennMember]

Gold

[dennis da menaceMember]

you are the penultimate unit mr blue:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

good work mate;)

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