April 2010 Muc-off Caption Competition

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    drew
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    euroimage1.jpg

    Oh Great ( sigh ), yet another dirty minded perve aching to tell my why he’s God’s gift to me (sigh)

    #175078

    Daniel Baker
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    why does everyone have to be rude it is quite obvious she is advertising this….

    Muc-Off Miracle Shine Polish and Protectant 500ml

    Muc-Off Miracle Shine is the ultimate high quality polish and protectant. It’s been specifically engineered to provide a deep luxurious shine that will endure the elements and keep your bodywork looking like it’s just rolled off the showroom floor! Our unique formula contains a fusion of 3 separate waxes and a number of highly advanced ingredients that combine to product a superior protective treatment that is safe to use on paintwork, fibre glass, GRP, carbon fibre, gel coats, chrome, metal & plastics. It’s also amazingly easy to apply/buff off leaving a shine that has to be seen to be believed

    Carnauba Wax is one of the principal components and is universally recognised as the hardest naturally occurring was known to man. Silicone Oils allow easy application and provide additional depth of shine whilst our added Mild Polishing Aids remove microscopic imperfections, fill mirror scratches and enhance both the appearance and feel of your rig and components without leaving a chalky white residue.

    The really clever part of Miracle Shine is our Fluoro Polymer Technology which we have incorporated for its amazing ability to repel water and atmospheric pollutants. It will also be easier to wash and will even stay cleaner in-between washes. Each time you apply Miracle Shine a Fluoro Polymer layer ‘knits’ together to form a microscopic, ultra tough protective barrier that can extend the lifetime of the finish by preventing the build up of dirt and grime.

    #175454

    Mal
    Member

    euroimage1.jpg

    If this picture doen’t make you want to go out and buy some Muc-Off then we’re out of ideas.

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    Green450 wrote:

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    why does everyone have to be rude it is quite obvious she is advertising this….

    Muc-Off Miracle Shine Polish and Protectant 500ml

    Muc-Off Miracle Shine is the ultimate high quality polish and protectant. It’s been specifically engineered to provide a deep luxurious shine that will endure the elements and keep your bodywork looking like it’s just rolled off the showroom floor! Our unique formula contains a fusion of 3 separate waxes and a number of highly advanced ingredients that combine to product a superior protective treatment that is safe to use on paintwork, fibre glass, GRP, carbon fibre, gel coats, chrome, metal & plastics. It’s also amazingly easy to apply/buff off leaving a shine that has to be seen to be believed

    Carnauba Wax is one of the principal components and is universally recognised as the hardest naturally occurring was known to man. Silicone Oils allow easy application and provide additional depth of shine whilst our added Mild Polishing Aids remove microscopic imperfections, fill mirror scratches and enhance both the appearance and feel of your rig and components without leaving a chalky white residue.

    The really clever part of Miracle Shine is our Fluoro Polymer Technology which we have incorporated for its amazing ability to repel water and atmospheric pollutants. It will also be easier to wash and will even stay cleaner in-between washes. Each time you apply Miracle Shine a Fluoro Polymer layer ‘knits’ together to form a microscopic, ultra tough protective barrier that can extend the lifetime of the finish by preventing the build up of dirt and grime.

    That’s just Shameless grovelling at it’s best :laugh:

    #175079

    Dwayne O
    Member

    MUC OFF, ???

    Nah, Forget my entry, I can`t keep it clean :laugh: :P :P :P

    #177400

    EAGLE`02 wrote:

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    MUC OFF, ???

    Nah, Forget my entry, I can`t keep it clean :laugh: :P :P :P

    are you on the rums again eags :P

    its the 1st of may today, (there is a wombat on my calender now) and it wouldnt count anyway

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