B/D ride canned but did you ride?

[Mick DMember]

Having just travelled 8hrs to find out over the phone that the ride was cancelled as we drove into Sunny Corner was a huge disappointment for our crew.
Having driven that far we decided we would still drop by where the ride was to be held and stay the night anyhow, upon arriving at the camp area I got my camera out just to document the disappointment on the faces of the people that were also there.

Going by the forlorn looks on their faces, they too weren’t enjoying the idea of a last minute cancellation.

TB making “the official announcement.” That would have been a hard job considering all the work he put into pulling the event together.

The crowd of riders being officially told that the ride was off and asked not to riot.

Nickj was obviously “spewing” that it was called off.

As too was Crash, Spud and LC

Bob and Mal also had their grumpy face on (what’s the go with that creep Boony dude?)

The Tamworth dudes were there doing their best to cheer every one up

Dude and Sam managed to raise a smile for the camera/

So did these guys.

Bob said he’d stop being grumpy if we let him sit in King Bollock’s throne.

“King” Bollocks doing what he does best, cheered the crowd up for a little while

Corey stayed grumpy all night and wore his best “Agro Face”

PTW, STM and Lefty found something to smile about

Mike, Muc Off, Toes and Dejay making the best of the situation..

What was up with Scotty?? I don’t think he liked the look of Spud. LOL

[Matt BakerMember]

Great weekend, I have a sore face and stomach from laughing so hard. The antics at camp drunkasf*#k were beyond belief, unfortunately there is some photographic evidence of said antics :ohmy:

Watching people walk into our camp and then stagger out was a highlight as was going for a sloppy and wet ride with some dudes out in the rocky corner forest :woohoo:

[Mick DMember]

LC4skin wrote:

Great weekend, I have a sore face and stomach from laughing so hard. The antics at camp drunkasf*#k were beyond belief, unfortunately there is some photographic evidence of said antics :ohmy:

Watching people walk into our camp and then stagger out was a highlight as was going for a sloppy and wet ride with some dudes out in the rocky corner forest :woohoo:

Yeah Unfortunately I found myself in “The Wrong Part of Town” on Saturday night and didn’t stagger out until sometime sunday morning.

[Bob DowsettMember]

Bob wrote:

No

Went home with the shits

OK there seems to be evidence that i was there

So yes i did stay for the festivities , camped in the wrong part of town and found a Mountain Goat track to ride on

:woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo:

[Jeffrey SmithMember]

Following King Bollocks

[Jeffrey SmithMember]

Here are a couple of photo’s from the weekend.

Ready set go! :woohoo:

Set up camp on my own after finding the event had been cancelled

Hello Princess :sick:

Crowning the King :cheer:

The Crown (made by Crash)

Mmmmmm caaaaaake aaargh

[ChrisMember]

After arriving early Friday and setting up camp I was informed of the cancellation.. Seeing how I already set-up camp and having a free pass out I figured I’d stay and camp..

Saturday morning I decide to ride into the forest myself.. Shortly there after I came across some other riders and asked if I could follow them as being out on your own could be quite dangerous. I ended up having a great time and the area is an awesome place to ride and camp.

Thanks to all the local campers who provided much entertainment through out the weekend…

Can’t wait to go back and ride the area again.

Cheers…

[Steve WyethMember]

It had a top weekend considering I was just taking my bike for a drive around the countryside and happened upon a few dudes who asked if I wanted to ride with them.

Camp drunkasf*ck was already set-up when I arrived so we decided to decided to go for a ride. Sweet trails, slippery and rocky as but good fine, how good were the pine singles??

Friday night was a quiet affair. I only had one carton of beer so I was fresh for Galeys ride Saturday. The day went without too many drama’s other than a busted radiator bringing us back to camp earlier than anticipated.

Electing not to go out for another loop in the rain I stayed in camp with LC and a few others. It was another relatively quiet night really, people came and went through the night. The only other things I can really think of are:

MC Chronic busting out some mad raps to Chrisso on the guitar and me and Menace on harmonica’s.

Sam’s drunken antics and placebo beer in beer in his hand pose.

Bob jibbering into the camera.

Me spilling a bottle of vodka (in my mouth) after lots of beers and falling onto the tent I’m supposed to be sleeping in.

LC spewing his hole up.

Menace pissing 850ml into a bottle in his van.

Pep falling arse over tit into the mud.

Nath pulling out the gansta poses (there is photographic evidence).

The other things that I can’t even remember.

Question: Does a turd make a sound falling into the woods if there’s noone there to hear it?
Answer: It does if the turdee is drunk and slips on the pine needles barely preventing himself from falling into the creek!

[ChrisMember]

Woohoo, just found the sd card that I thought i’d lost now I can show everyone 1 of Mals 3 stacks and 7 or so of Dejays :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

[ChrisMember]

Bob wrote:

Bob wrote:

No

Went home with the shits

OK there seems to be evidence that i was there

So yes i did stay for the festivities , camped in the wrong part of town and found a Mountain Goat track to ride on

:woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo:

Yes you were there couldn’t miss the Michelin Man in the 70’s ski Jacket! :ohmy:

[GregMember]

Well this is something I filmed after the auction, up the hall I think :blink:

MC Chronic and the two stroke rap song (warning there is some strong language, oh yeah and a sexual declaration about him sleeping with Nickj that I am sure surprises nobody who sees them together :laugh: :sick: )

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qXw_aHXFn8o

:laugh:

TB

[scott bockingMember]

Please don’t confuse that with STM. That is actually MC Chronic and I am not a fan of all his stuff so please don’t pm me

STM

[simon burkeMember]

Sunny Corner Island
Friday June 1st
1712 A.D.
Diary entry;

It was a wild, cold and wet night when my schooner beached on the shores of the unforgivable Island which is known by many a traveler as Sunny Corner.
I noted that there was a large gathering of tribes from distant lands communicating in their local tongue. The natives seemed to be restless and I wondered why this was so. Cautiously, I approached a warrior elder dressed in his battle dress of red and white polka dots to seek some explanation to why these nomadic people were looking for war .With the translation assistance of another elder, who went by the strange name of “Chris”, I discovered that there was to be a large gathering of the tribes for the annual hunt of the elusive beasts, “adrenaline” and “euphoria”. These animals are much prized by the tribal people and they travel far distances to join in on the hunt. It seemed that the Forrest Gods were angry and would not allow the tribal people to hunt as a group. The tribal people were forlorn and were seen shaking their fists at the Gods and casting what seemed to be spells in a language that I do not understand. Over a period of time the people seemed to resign to the fact that they would have to hunt on their own. Their spears were unloaded, sharpened and placed in waiting beside their bush camps, ready for the next day’s hunt.
I moved towards the fire to interact with some of these savages. The mood of the people changed gradually as the local drink made them forget about the angry Gods. It seems some of these tribal people had travelled many days. I was wary of a particular savage looking group of natives from a land called “Victoria’, especially their leader who spoke in forked tongue about his God “Kato”. Soon the mood was one of celebration as a native group, known as the ‘Tamworthians” began to dance and make offerings to their God who look very much like a goat. The elders began to tell stories of other elders and tribesmen and tribeswomen who had done great feats, this pleased the people and their stories will be told for many years to come.
Celebrations were well and truly underway by now and it was decided that goods were to be traded. An amazing array of goods and hunting equipment were available. The tribal people were very generous in their buying of these strange looking items .I look back now and smile as obviously too much drink was taking its toll with the tribal people, as they made me a “King” and placed a rather large crown on my head made from objects that I have never seen before. I was also placed on an elaborate throne made from the bones of slain enemies. I was asked by the elders to address the people and I expressed my thanks with some embarrassment but with heartfelt gratitude. After consuming what was described to me as” The Blood of Lord Kato” I began to feel light headed and the night became an orgy of song and dance. A previous King of another tribe preformed a rhythmic song to the tune of a wooden type of instrument, much to the delight of the tribal people. I have been told he was a good and kind King
The tribe known as the “Tamworthians” were odd people but they were good people. They let me sleep on the floor of their bush hut for the night. It was quite an experience as the thatched hut smelt distinctly of flatulence and goat urine. Eventually I drifted off to sleep with the sound of native drums banging in my head……

To be continued…..

[Mick DMember]

possibly, the best post I have ever seen on OBT!! :laugh: What else would you expect from a worthy King!

Can’t wait for the next installment!

[ChrisMember]

Trailboss wrote:

Well this is something I filmed after the auction, up the hall I think :blink:

MC Chronic and the two stroke rap song (warning there is some strong language, oh yeah and a sexual declaration about him sleeping with Nickj that I am sure surprises nobody who sees them together :laugh: :sick: )

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qXw_aHXFn8o

:laugh:

TB

Can’t wait for the next Jam session, that was truly hilariass..

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