back on the old iron horsey

[Anonymous]

Mr Menace – Yamaha’s are gay:angry::ohmy: – Hmmm maybe I have been a little care free with my Karma distribution. I will give you a chance to reconsider your statement before Karma is taken away:kiss:

[dennis da menaceMember]

DanD wrote:

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Mr Menace – Yamaha’s are gay:angry::ohmy: – Hmmm maybe I have been a little care free with my Karma distribution. I will give you a chance to reconsider your statement before Karma is taken away:kiss:

gawd blimey, i said yamahas,
not yamaha riders buddy, pal, champ, BFF!!

do what you must, my poor misguided sole….as it is written,

the Lord Kato giveth and the lord Genichi Kawakami taketh away:kiss:

[Anonymous]

I’m not gunna take away your Karma, you got that fair and square for your good humour and wit. I like your style.

And anyway your better half rides a Yammie so you redeem yourself my brother.

Come the Christmas party it’s your shout for a smoke and a drink though.

[dennis da menaceMember]

DanD wrote:

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I’m not gunna take away your Karma, you got that fair and square for your good humour and wit. I like your style.

And anyway your better half rides a Yammie so you redeem yourself my brother.

Come the Christmas party it’s your shout for a smoke and a drink though.

shhhhh, the girls bikes are different. so that makes us half brothers:laugh:

now, seriously Dan, WE will be drinking lots pal. OK, NO arguements!!!

and ridin a bit too:)

[Anonymous]

Good going Sammy! Between us we might just get enough air to make the guys look like amateurs. :laugh: Start practising on those wheelies too. I hadn’t tried them for ages because the last time I did I flipped it and it wasn’t a pleasant experience but I’m trying again. Trying being the operative word though. I don’t hold much hope for me but I hope you are able to master it.

And don’t forget to sign up Sammy cause I think you deserve karma considering what you must have to put up with by the company you keep. :silly:

[Mick DMember]

Hey Menace. After the Xmas party, when do you get back to Melbourne?? I will be in Melbourne for Ants wedding the very next week.Oct 1-7. You gunna be in Melbourne during that time or up at Coffs?

[dennis da menaceMember]

micknmeld wrote:

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Hey Menace. After the Xmas party, when do you get back to Melbourne?? I will be in Melbourne for Ants wedding the very next week.Oct 1-7. You gunna be in Melbourne during that time or up at Coffs?

yeah mick, i get home on sunday 4th oct.
are you bringin your bike down or are we just drinkin some.

when does ant get back from bali.
its time we went ridin again:)

[Mick DMember]

Nah Not riding just drinking and looking about, we ought to catch up then.
Dunno when he gets back from Bali,sometime this week I spose.
He gets Married on OCT 3,We are staying right in the City at the Mecure near the Bourke st. Mall I think.

[dennis da menaceMember]

oh, the mecure, very “la-di-da”:laugh:

yes we will drink, :silly:

but you might not wanna drink with me after the xmas party:P :woohoo:

[Anonymous]

micknmeld wrote:

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Nah Not riding just drinking and looking about, we ought to catch up then.
Dunno when he gets back from Bali,sometime this week I spose.
He gets Married on OCT 3,We are staying right in the City at the Mecure near the Bourke st. Mall I think.

I might try and schedule a trip back down there for around the same time then Hopefully this time I will get to meet up with Menace What time is it….beer o’clock!!!

[Bruce CurtisMember]

I see this orange bike and we need want to make it blue,
no orange vagueness anymore, I like my coccyx in one piece too,
I see the gays walk by dressed in their orange clothes
I have to help them out until their gayness goes
I see a line of bikes and they’re all painted blue
All KTMs and your steering both never to track true
I see old bulls turn their heads and quickly ride away
Like a new born rider there’s a sucker born everyday
I look inside myself and see your future is blue
I see your orange bike and it has turned quite blue
before then Ill fade away and not have to face orange poo
Its real easy facin up when your whole world is blue

No more will my orange sea go turn a deeper blue
I could not foresee this thing happening to you
If I look hard enough into the settin sun
My linkage will laugh with me before the mornin comes

I see an orange bike and it has turned to blue
I accept that there is yellow, red and green too
I know the gays walk by dressed in their orange clothes
I will do my best to see them through their woes
Hmm, hmm, hmm,…
I wanna see it painted, painted blue
Blue as sky, blue as cool
I wanna see the orange sun blotted out from the sky
I wanna see it painted, painted, painted, painted blue

[dennis da menaceMember]

sympathy for the menace…..

Please allow me to introduce myself
I’m a menace of good health and taste
I’ve been roosting for a long, long year
Filled in many a yamaha and sealed its fate
And I was ’round when Lord Kato
Had his moment of doubt and pain
Made sure he ditched linkages
Installed some PDS and shut the gate

Pleased to meet you Blue
Hope you guess my name
But what’s puzzling you
Is how my shock mounts to my frame

I plugged around on a yammy
Then I saw it was a time for a change
So I brought myself a new Kato
Now the jap bikes all scream in vain
You rode your tank
And your linkage sank
Then you had to go beg
To the manager of the bank

Pleased to meet you Blue
Hope you guess my name,
What’s puzzling you
Is why yamahas are so lame,

I watched your fork seals leak
I heard your linkage squeak
You’ll fight for ten decades
For the crap japs made
I shouted out
”who would ride that poo”
And from the distance I hear
”theres only one Mr Blue”

Let me please introduce myself
I’m a menace of a man you’ll see
One day I’ll lay tracks for all the Old Bulls
If I dont get killed before i reach Louee

Pleased to meet you
Hope you guess my name, (oo-oo-oo men-ace)
But what’s puzzling you
Is why yamahas are so lame, oh yeah, get down,
Pleased to meet you
Hope you guess my name, (oo-oo-oo men-ace)
But what’s confusing you
Is why all jap bikes are the same

Just as every yammy rider is a criminal
And all the Kato riders are Saints
And now I will end this rant
With Old Bull banter about how
Mr Blue needs to buy some orange paint

So when you meet me Blue
Hope your kitted up
With full tanks, we’ll ride in haste
You’ll use all your suspensions qualities
My PDS will lay your bike to waste,

Pleased to meet you
Hope you guess my name,
But what’s puzzling you
Is why your 250, seems a little tame

Oh yeah, get on down
Oh yeah
Oh yeah!
Tell me Blue, what’s my name
Tell me Bluey, baby guess my name
Tell me Blue, what’s my name
I tell you one time, your yamahas to blame
Ooo, who
Ooo, who
Ooo, who, who
Ooo, who, who
Ooo, who, who
Ooo, who, who

:kiss: :laugh:

[Mick DMember]

bloody hell Menace you are a raving lunatic….
From now on if I see that you are online but have gone quiet,I will know you are composing another one of your ditties.

[Eric SmithMember]

micknmeld wrote:

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bloody hell Menace you are a raving lunatic….
From now on if I see that you are online but have gone quiet,I will know you are composing another one of your ditties.

+1

:laugh:

[Mick DMember]

menace wrote:

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oh, the mecure, very “la-di-da”:laugh:

yes we will drink, :silly:

but you might not wanna drink with me after the xmas party :woohoo:

The thought did cross my mind actually,I could be very well washing my hair on the days you are free to meet up with us.

What do you meen La di Da?? Is it expensive?? The missus has booked all the accomodation for the trip and she has booked us in for 7 nights I think…….Jeeeeeezus

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