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April 15, 2009 at 6:55 am #129190
mick if youre washing you hair, ill know your lying….
the mercure, i dont know if its expensive.
i do know its nicer than the dandenong south caravan park:laugh:you might have to drink your beer with your little finger poking out.
April 15, 2009 at 7:07 am #129200c’mon Mr Blue, i didnt mean to hurt your feelings, can we still be buddies?, can we?
April 15, 2009 at 7:17 am #129206menace wrote:
If your Yamaha beats my KTM once more fair dinkum Ill,throw the biggest tantrum you have ever seen, now pleaes let me win just one,please, and we know we will never catch that dude on the DRZ isnt he quick:woohoo:
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April 15, 2009 at 7:52 am #129207menace wrote:
Quote:look mr blue, theres that wierdo with the DRZ. i think he calls himself “whinnie the boon”…….
and hes stolen my undies…..the villian:angry:April 15, 2009 at 7:55 am #129214menace wrote:
Quote:menace wrote:Quote:look mr blue, theres that wierdo with the DRZ. i think he calls himself “whinnie the boon”…….
and hes stolen my undies…..the villian:angry:oh so he has but WOW he fills them out so much more than you do:S
April 15, 2009 at 8:02 am #129215mate, just to clarify….
is it whinnie the boon…
…or boony the pooh:P
April 15, 2009 at 8:06 am #129222second one apparently Im a real shit at times, so she who must be obeyed says:blush:
April 16, 2009 at 2:01 am #129223The KTM Blues, to the tune of the stones “start me up”
If you can start me up
If you start me up I’ll always stop
If you start me up
If you start me up I’ll always stop
I’ll keep running hot
Buy a red, you’re gonna blow my top
If you start me up
If you start me up I’ll always stop
I make a grown man cry
lose all my oil, and the gasoline
Can walk smoother, than ride that orange, mean machine
Start it up
If you can start it up
Kick on the starter give it all you got, you got, you got
U can’t compete with the riders on the other beasts
If we rough it up
If you like it I can throw U off, throw U off
I’ll make a grown man cry
Your eyes dilate, Your butt gets green
Your hands are greasy
She’s a mean, mean machine
EStart it up
If start me up
Give it all you got
You please never, never, never stop
Never, never
throw U off
I’ll make a grown man cry
Blue is like the wind at double speed
U’ll trade me in and pretend I’ve never, never been
EStart it up
Love the day when I will never stop, never stop
Never stop, never stop
Rough me up
Please never stop, never stop, never stop
You, you, you make a grown man cry
You, you make a dead man drink rum
You, you make a dead man drink rum
BC
April 16, 2009 at 2:24 am #129294ha ha thats a pissa mate,
were gonna have to pick another band mr blue. we’ll run out of stones songs soon.:laugh:April 16, 2009 at 2:45 am #129298menace wrote:
Quote:ha ha thats a pissa mate,
were gonna have to pick another band mr blue. we’ll run out of stones songs soon.:laugh:Oh no Mr Menace dear man there’s plenty more what about
“can’t you hear me knocking”
“I got the blues”
“you gotta move”
“slipping away’
“terrifying”
“rock and a hard place” ( a special one for Mick)
“beat up”
“she was hot”
“beast of Burden”just to name a few, or do we need an emotional rescue here?
a worthy adversary methinks Mr Menace… and indeed you are
BC
April 16, 2009 at 4:53 am #129303LMFAO bro.
beast of burdon would be great. id have to write it about myself though:laugh:
i did just take the 300 to “krooztune” to get the pds sorted for my 110kg (in full kit), $680 bucks. ouch.
however i was reading this morning about the product recall on yamaha rear suspension!!!!! true:P
didnt you see my version of emotional rescue in the earlier posts. my best work yet i reckon mate.:woohoo:
fuck it, ill post it again for good measure…
looks like you need some emotional rescue….
Is there nothing Menace can say
Nothing Menace can do
To change your mind
Youre so in love with you
Youre pouting lips
And youre bubble butt
You’re just a poor girl in Lord Katos house
Yeah, baby, the Lord Kato’s laughin…………..at YOU!!Don’t you know that linkages were never made to keep?
Just like the yamalube, dissolving in your sleep
Kato will be your savior, steadfast and true
He’ll come to your yamahas rescue
PDS will come to your emotional rescueYeah, the other night, crying
about broken brakes, yeah you were crying
about erratic idling
about master cylinder banjo bolts
Breaking, like a child, like a child
Like a child on a PW50 …..ooooooh!You think you’re yammies are of a special breed
Ive seen more torque from your pet Pekinese
Kato will be your savior, steadfast and true
He’ll come to your yamahas rescue
PDS will come to your emotional rescueI was dreaming last night
Of the xmas party, I was dreaming
How if you were there, you’d be crying
Like a child, yeah, You’d be crying
Crying cause you couldnt ride my KTM
But its mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, all mine
You said thats fine, then you cryed
i said, Bruce, you need some blue cheese
to go with that whine!!He’ll come to you, like an idle in the night
So stealthy, so animal quiet
Kato will be your savior, steadfast and true
He’ll come to your yamahas rescue
PDS will come to your emotional rescueNo, you cant ride mine, mine, its all mine
But you can dream it…
Tonight and every night!
I will be your knight in shiny orange armour
Who’s KTM could tow you out of the poo
It will be mine, it will be mine, all mine
It will be mine, it will be mine, all mine
I will be your knight in shiny orange armour
Riding across the desert on a fine Austrian chargerApril 16, 2009 at 5:25 am #129309Yeah it’ll be heaps better now you’ve set it up for your weight, but recall or no recall, you’ve just spent an extra $680 to bring it up to a standard jappa, and it’ll still beat you up and feel like it’s got steel wheels……….
BC:P
April 16, 2009 at 7:35 am #129310menace wrote:
Quote:beast of burdon would be great.that read better when i mistook beast of burdon for: beast of Burbon:huh:
when you’re out of stones’ songs can start on earosmith,
living on the edge,
dude looks like a lady.
rag doll.
janey’s got a KTum
April 16, 2009 at 7:49 am #129351XY, your sposed to be on my side, you riding a kato and all.
wheres the love gone
April 16, 2009 at 7:59 am #129353hay if the song was Beast of Burbon i’d be heartily sining along with the chorus!
yeah did you not pick up on Janey’s got a KTuM
dude looks like a lady for the pooh bear top and trying to claim some masculinity back by wearing spidy briefs.
sorry my lack of explanation in the previous post may be the reason some spiders eat their young.:blush:
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