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  • #129190

    mick if youre washing you hair, ill know your lying….

    the mercure, i dont know if its expensive.
    i do know its nicer than the dandenong south caravan park:laugh:

    you might have to drink your beer with your little finger poking out.

    #129200

    c’mon Mr Blue, i didnt mean to hurt your feelings, can we still be buddies?, can we?
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    #129206

    glenn
    Member

    menace wrote:
    If your Yamaha beats my KTM once more fair dinkum Ill,throw the biggest tantrum you have ever seen, now pleaes let me win just one,please, and we know we will never catch that dude on the DRZ isnt he quick:woohoo:
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    #129207

    menace wrote:

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    look mr blue, theres that wierdo with the DRZ. i think he calls himself “whinnie the boon”…….

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    and hes stolen my undies…..the villian:angry:

    #129214

    glenn
    Member

    menace wrote:

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    menace wrote:

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    look mr blue, theres that wierdo with the DRZ. i think he calls himself “whinnie the boon”…….

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    and hes stolen my undies…..the villian:angry:

    oh so he has but WOW he fills them out so much more than you do:S

    #129215

    mate, just to clarify….

    is it whinnie the boon…

    …or boony the pooh:P

    #129222

    glenn
    Member

    second one apparently Im a real shit at times, so she who must be obeyed says:blush:

    #129223

    Bruce Curtis
    Member

    The KTM Blues, to the tune of the stones “start me up”

    If you can start me up

    If you start me up I’ll always stop

    If you start me up

    If you start me up I’ll always stop

    I’ll keep running hot

    Buy a red, you’re gonna blow my top

    If you start me up

    If you start me up I’ll always stop

    I make a grown man cry

    lose all my oil, and the gasoline

    Can walk smoother, than ride that orange, mean machine

    Start it up

    If you can start it up

    Kick on the starter give it all you got, you got, you got

    U can’t compete with the riders on the other beasts

    If we rough it up

    If you like it I can throw U off, throw U off

    I’ll make a grown man cry

    Your eyes dilate, Your butt gets green

    Your hands are greasy

    She’s a mean, mean machine

    EStart it up

    If start me up

    Give it all you got

    You please never, never, never stop

    Never, never

    throw U off

    I’ll make a grown man cry

    Blue is like the wind at double speed

    U’ll trade me in and pretend I’ve never, never been

    EStart it up

    Love the day when I will never stop, never stop

    Never stop, never stop

    Rough me up

    Please never stop, never stop, never stop

    You, you, you make a grown man cry

    You, you make a dead man drink rum

    You, you make a dead man drink rum

    BC

    #129294

    ha ha thats a pissa mate,
    were gonna have to pick another band mr blue. we’ll run out of stones songs soon.:laugh:

    #129298

    Bruce Curtis
    Member

    menace wrote:

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    ha ha thats a pissa mate,
    were gonna have to pick another band mr blue. we’ll run out of stones songs soon.:laugh:

    Oh no Mr Menace dear man there’s plenty more what about
    “can’t you hear me knocking”
    “I got the blues”
    “you gotta move”
    “slipping away’
    “terrifying”
    “rock and a hard place” ( a special one for Mick)
    “beat up”
    “she was hot”
    “beast of Burden”

    just to name a few, or do we need an emotional rescue here?

    a worthy adversary methinks Mr Menace… and indeed you are

    BC

    #129303

    LMFAO bro.

    beast of burdon would be great. id have to write it about myself though:laugh:

    i did just take the 300 to “krooztune” to get the pds sorted for my 110kg (in full kit), $680 bucks. ouch.:(

    however i was reading this morning about the product recall on yamaha rear suspension!!!!! true:P

    didnt you see my version of emotional rescue in the earlier posts. my best work yet i reckon mate.:woohoo:

    fuck it, ill post it again for good measure…

    looks like you need some emotional rescue….

    Is there nothing Menace can say
    Nothing Menace can do
    To change your mind
    Youre so in love with you
    Youre pouting lips
    And youre bubble butt
    You’re just a poor girl in Lord Katos house
    Yeah, baby, the Lord Kato’s laughin…………..at YOU!!

    Don’t you know that linkages were never made to keep?
    Just like the yamalube, dissolving in your sleep
    Kato will be your savior, steadfast and true
    He’ll come to your yamahas rescue
    PDS will come to your emotional rescue

    Yeah, the other night, crying
    about broken brakes, yeah you were crying
    about erratic idling
    about master cylinder banjo bolts
    Breaking, like a child, like a child
    Like a child on a PW50 …..ooooooh!

    You think you’re yammies are of a special breed
    Ive seen more torque from your pet Pekinese
    Kato will be your savior, steadfast and true
    He’ll come to your yamahas rescue
    PDS will come to your emotional rescue

    I was dreaming last night
    Of the xmas party, I was dreaming
    How if you were there, you’d be crying
    Like a child, yeah, You’d be crying
    Crying cause you couldnt ride my KTM
    But its mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, all mine
    You said thats fine, then you cryed
    i said, Bruce, you need some blue cheese
    to go with that whine!!

    He’ll come to you, like an idle in the night
    So stealthy, so animal quiet
    Kato will be your savior, steadfast and true
    He’ll come to your yamahas rescue
    PDS will come to your emotional rescue

    No, you cant ride mine, mine, its all mine
    But you can dream it…
    Tonight and every night!
    I will be your knight in shiny orange armour
    Who’s KTM could tow you out of the poo
    It will be mine, it will be mine, all mine
    It will be mine, it will be mine, all mine
    I will be your knight in shiny orange armour
    Riding across the desert on a fine Austrian charger

    #129309

    Bruce Curtis
    Member

    Yeah it’ll be heaps better now you’ve set it up for your weight, but recall or no recall, you’ve just spent an extra $680 to bring it up to a standard jappa, and it’ll still beat you up and feel like it’s got steel wheels……….

    BC:P

    #129310

    drew
    Member

    menace wrote:

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    beast of burdon would be great.

    that read better when i mistook beast of burdon for: beast of Burbon:huh:

    when you’re out of stones’ songs can start on earosmith,

    living on the edge,

    dude looks like a lady.

    rag doll.

    janey’s got a KTum

    #129351

    XY, your sposed to be on my side, you riding a kato and all.

    wheres the love gone

    #129353

    drew
    Member

    hay if the song was Beast of Burbon i’d be heartily sining along with the chorus!

    yeah did you not pick up on Janey’s got a KTuM

    dude looks like a lady for the pooh bear top and trying to claim some masculinity back by wearing spidy briefs.

    sorry my lack of explanation in the previous post may be the reason some spiders eat their young.:blush:

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