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  • #174964

    Mark Bunting
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    Trailboss wrote:

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    Whats with the look here Bundyroy? Bollocks said its a gimp look and well its very funny maybe even a caption comp worthy shot :laugh:

    Does anyone know where the toilet is???

    #174966

    Greg
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    No No its not a caption comp :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    But its a funky picture

    Where are the Videos Bollocks :huh:

    TB

    #174965

    Roy
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    Trailboss wrote:

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    Whats with the look here Bundyroy? Bollocks said its a gimp look and well its very funny maybe even a caption comp worthy shot at another time in the Muc-off thread :laugh:

    Yeah, I’ve got nothing TB. If it was the next day then Krams comment may have been on the money. Stomach was a little unsettled after Saturday night.

    I think I was practicing to be an alter boy or maybe just getting the look right in case I ever want to ride a BMW adventure bike.

    #174958

    Craig Hatton
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    micknmeld wrote:

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    Good onya guys, the report was worth the wait. :laugh: Bol and Bundy knock up a fair yarn between them. ;)

    Both are naturals at it. Cant wait to meet them

    hatto

    #174967

    simon burke
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    Bundyroy wrote:

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    Trailboss wrote:

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    Whats with the look here Bundyroy? Bollocks said its a gimp look and well its very funny maybe even a caption comp worthy shot at another time in the Muc-off thread :laugh:

    Yeah, I’ve got nothing TB. If it was the next day then Krams comment may have been on the money. Stomach was a little unsettled after Saturday night.

    I think I was practicing to be an alter boy or maybe just getting the look right in case I ever want to ride a BMW adventure bike.

    I think every one was a bit on the arse dodgey side Roy after staying in that pub…but you do look like you are trying to choke one in that photo :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    13 Videos up loading now as i type :cheer:

    Bol :woohoo:

    #174908

    Mark Bunting
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    Bundyroy wrote:

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    Day one. I missed Boll’s incident as he was behind me at that stage. He’s a very lucky man. The stick totally destroyed his pants and hip pads but only grazed the skin. He was a sore man, not even severe peer pressure could get him on the piss that night.

    Bol not having a beer after a ride :ohmy: :ohmy: Never I can’t believe it. It’s just not the Bollocks way.

    It must have been one hell of and Off.

    #174884

    simon burke
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    the videos…at last :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo:

    Most of the commentary is by house,hes a big loud bastard,but he had a cool vid camera :cheer:

    First river crossing
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZAQ6-TG5aPE

    Arriving at Narooma,cruised around town all dirty and tough lookin.Note the hole in the rock behind us,shaped like Australia!!!
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AsV2IOjOkGY

    Many logs accross the track which made things amusing.House has a go.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S_E5oi4ozus

    Tuck nails it
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LF5wwoOlmCo

    Bollocks cops handlebar in gonads :ohmy:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xiT0wRda4HE

    Pork chop hill next :woohoo:

    Bol :woohoo:

    #174885

    simon burke
    Member

    We first see pork chop..you could hear any number of sphincter muscles tightening :P
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RWQfGCBaS1U

    Will we or wont we????? Time to put your balls on the line :cheer:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SWZ7dPm8-tE

    Heffo and Marty…straight up it “like a rat up an aquaduct” B)
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eegJhjEqdVc

    KTM has a flip…how unusual? :dry:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AOqpueTxEec

    Bollocks has a go.thank god there was no footage of me face planting on the way down :laugh: :P
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GcBLyP5zybQ

    One of houses attempts :P
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z-K0PhCt208

    one of bundyroys attempts :P
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cn_pyvOzSak

    so steep comming back down some of the lads nearlly had a head on…classic :woohoo:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sNuPEldh5tI

    one last vid…but that is me getting interviewed by House after my tremendious off.Will post next with blow by blow description for all those voyers who luv stacks :cheer:

    Bol :woohoo:

    #174886

    simon burke
    Member

    Little story about the biggest off that i have had to date :ohmy:(and we all know i’ve had a few..might write a book one day :P )
    Friday morning about half an hour before our lunch brake we were crusing up a fire trail.I was in about 4th gear enjoying the serenity when i started to head into a slight right hand sweeping corner.I spied a dead tree hanging a quarter of the way over the track and didn’t think much of it.I knew i was a bit close for comfort but thought to myself”little twigy branches,they aint gonna hurt me” then i saw in a micro second a long branch sticking up like a medievil spike :ohmy: Too bloody late to swerve or brack i hit it :blink: It went under my bark buster past my clutch,smashed my fingers, and kept going :ohmy: I was up on my pegs and it then proceeded to pierce my riding pants,puncture a neat hole in my inner thigh pad,split my new skins :angry: belt me down the side of the thigh and headed on straight out the back of my trouser leg .CRIKEY :woohoo: .I hit the deck like a sack of spuds and landed on my bloody shoulder :( .Once the dust settled i took stock of the situation and relised my leg was sticking up in the air with a bloody 8 ft pole going in one spot and out the other :ohmy: “Holy shit” i thought :huh: .I had a little peek inside my ripped pants and let out a sigh of relief that i hadn’t become a KEBAB :P .Laid down and waited for a few of the lads to come around the corner.When they got there there eyes were as big a saucers :blink: .I remember one of the boys saying he didn’t want to have a look otherwise he might spew :X .Once they relised i wasn’t a real KEBAB they broke the stick in three places cause it was still stuck in the bark busters and me :S .Shoulder and fingers were hurting like a bastard.Took my glove off and two fingers were pretty ugly,one in particular.It look like it was dislocated so i gave it a sharp pull but it was only swelling :cheer: .They kevlar on my Bullpit gloves i reckon saved both my fingers from getting ripped clean off B) .Back on the bike and putted off to our lunch stop.Had a few panadol sandwiches and put some ice on my shoulder.Lunch was a bit of a blur and if you notice when House is interviewing me i’m still abit shellshocked :silly: .Rode for the rest of the day and had an early night at Narooma.Woke up next morning and took stock of the situation.Two opptions.1.put the bike in the truck and cruise around in the truck with olsd Les allday and bitch and moan about how much pain i was in.Or B..get back on the bike cop the pain and enjoy it.Easy choice eh? :cheer: 3 weeks of pyhsio and two infected fingers now :( ….but hell….it was worth it :cheer: :cheer: :cheer: :cheer:
    totalled Bullpitt glove.They rock !!!
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    sexy fingers
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    sexy thigh muscle sponsered by KFC
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    Houses interview with me at lunch.I was in DisneyLand :pinch:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6DUbRcGQf-U

    Please dont send flowers :P

    Bol :woohoo:

    #175031

    Geez Bol, what is it with you and sticks, that’s the second close encounter with one this month.

    #175043

    simon burke
    Member

    Jeffro wrote:

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    Geez Bol, what is it with you and sticks, that’s the second close encounter with one this month.

    I guess i’m a tree hugger Jeffro ;)

    #175062

    Greg
    Member

    Jesus Bollocks you are a legend mate deadset, make sure you are at Sofala mate ok.

    TB

    #175063

    simon burke
    Member

    Trailboss wrote:

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    Jesus Bollocks you are a legend mate deadset, make sure you are at Sofala mate ok.

    TB

    if i live that long TB :laugh:
    no worries :cheer:

    Bol :woohoo:

    #175065

    glenn
    Member

    I have the remnants of all that carnage in my shed at the moment,

    i will be bowing to the bike gods and doing a makeover on Bolls WR this long weekend, yous should see the poor thing , shes been to hell and back but hey , thats what there for.

    from what I hear the WR did its job and looked after its owner..

    : :) :) :) :) :) :)

    Boony)

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