i didnt have time to get you some pansy’s or a new book on calculus but i did pen a little ditty for my favourite poindexter…… 
avril lavigne – skooter boi lyrics
He was a boy, who rode like a girl
can I make it anymore obvious?
He was a nerd, he did ballet
we’ve often wondered if he is gay
He wanted a Kato, youd never know
the way he talked up his yamaha
All of the Bulls stuck up their nose
and had a laugh at his nerdy clothes
(Chorus)
He was a skooter boy, he said see ya later toy
and brought a shiny new orange bike,
he had a pimpled face, and no hair, not a trace
he hoped the Kato would make him cool.
Five years ago he sat at home,
feeding his porn addiction all alone,
he turned on the PC, fell into a dream
seeing skooter boy roostin’ a KTM,
he calls up his friends and sends some PM’s
they see his new coat with the orange glow,
they say how could you chris, your taking the piss
but goes to the shop and gives sutto a kiss
(Chorus)
He is the skooter boy, he said see ya later boys
for i have seen the orange light,
now he’s a superstar, his high pants they hide his bar
his calculator sits on an new alloy mount
He’s still just a boy, still rides like a girl
and gave up the ballet for OBT
he is in love haven’t you heard?
how he and TB rock each others world.
so happy birthday skooter boy,
dont you keep playing coy
you look more like 48,
youre our resident geek,
with a six months pregnant physique
but we are proud to have you on our team!
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happy birthday christos
luv ya work mate 