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[drewMember]

yup

Blood’s thicker than water and Alcohol

and by my rough calculations you should be mixing 210ml of oil in 10 litres

. :silly: :laugh:

Dolphins are so fast ‘cos the have white pointers chasin em :laugh:

oh and it could be that they may be 90% muscle :blink:

[JohnMember]

menace wrote:

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now i get it its all in the Poise….

so thats why dolphins are so fast, there have a low porpoise level :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

i crack myself up

Been on those rum balls again havnt we.

[JohnMember]

xy-transit wrote:

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yup

Blood’s thicker than water and Alcohol

and by my rough calculations you should be mixing 210ml of oil in 10 litres

Why is it so Julius ???

Look Look

It does get in.

Why is it so ?

[Mark MurphyMember]

Ithink he’s gone past the rum balls and sitting there with the drip tapped straight in to get a direct hit and cut out the hand and mouth as middle men

[GregMember]

Is there anyone in Vic with half a brain? :blink:

TB

[JohnMember]

Trailboss wrote:

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Is there anyone in Vic with half a brain? :blink:

TB

There was but he died a few years ago and were looking for someone to take he’s place. :laugh: :laugh:

[dennis da menaceMember]

xy-transit wrote:

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yup

Blood’s thicker than water and Alcohol

and by my rough calculations you should be mixing 210ml of oil in 10 litres

. :silly: :laugh:

Dolphins are so fast ‘cos the have white pointers chasin em :laugh:

oh and it could be that they may be 90% muscle :blink:

a bit like my handsome self :laugh: :laugh:

10L = 10000mL

10000mL divided by 100 (as in 100:1) = 100mL

therefore @ 50:1 = 200ml …….. kabish??

(210mL per 10L is actually 47.619048:1)

see here….http://www.eastsidekartcentre.com.au/pdfs/OilRatioChart.pdf

[FezMember]

Trailboss wrote:

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Is there anyone in Vic with half a brain? :blink:

TB

Yes there is TB. They are called tourist. They lost half there brain for going to Victoria in the first place but they get to keep the other half or there brain as they havn’t actually moved there.

[drewMember]

Trailboss wrote:

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Is there anyone in Vic with half a brain? :blink:

TB

maybe not by this time of night, like the dolphins we rest 1/2 our brain at a time.

some times i forget which 1/2 i was resting and rest both 1/2’s just to be sure :blink:

and as for 210ml : 10 litres was a rough calculation.

hence my mental arithmetic is just that, w3nta7

[dennis da menaceMember]

Trailboss wrote:

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Is there anyone in Vic with half a brain? :blink:

TB

thats why im in charge :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

with thanks to tradeschool teaching me transformer winding ratios, im quite proficient in this subject i will have you know tubby

[JohnMember]

Uncle Fester wrote:

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Trailboss wrote:

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Is there anyone in Vic with half a brain? :blink:

TB

Yes there is TB. They are called tourist. They lost half there brain for going to Victoria in the first place but they get to keep the other half or there brain as they havn’t actually moved there.

Yea well were’ve got the harbour bridge and the Sydney opera house and ayers rock, not to mention the Nulabor in Victoria.

What have you got up there?

[dennis da menaceMember]

it doesnt matter what they have JAK, they dont have their very own MENACE :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

only us viccos are so cursed

[Anonymous]

xy-transit wrote:

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and as for 210ml : 10 litres was a rough calculation.

It’s harder to get 210ml as a rough calculation than it is 200ml :laugh:

By rough calculation do you mean wild guess per chance?

[Anonymous]

JAK wrote:

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Viscosity of Liquids and Gases

Liquids Viscosity
(Poise)
Acetone 0.0032
Alcohol(ethyl) 0.012
Blood (whole) 0.04
Blood plasma 0.015
Gasoline 0.006
Glycerine 14.9
Mercury 0.016
Oil (light) 1.1
Oil (heavy) 6.6
Water 0.01

Viscosity has the SI units Pascal seconds (Pa s) which is called the Poiseuille. More commonly used is the dyne sec/cm2 which is called Poise. One Pa s is 10 Poise. The Poise is used in the table because of its more common usage. Data from Gustafson. These viscosities are at 20°C except for the blood and blood plasma which are at body temperature, 37°C, and for steam which is at 100°C.

JAK, when I read this thought that someone had actually posted something sensible and intelligent, as I read on I was struggling to see where this was going until finally you said yourself you have no idea what it means.

That’s gold!!!! :laugh:

Whilst the above data doesn’t really tell you much the savvy ones here will realize that when the viscosities are applied and averaged on a volumetric basis changing the oil ratio from 25:1 to 50:1 or vice versa will make little to no difference in the dynamic viscosity of the fuel.

[JohnMember]

Moto wrote:

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JAK wrote:

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Viscosity of Liquids and Gases

Liquids Viscosity
(Poise)
Acetone 0.0032
Alcohol(ethyl) 0.012
Blood (whole) 0.04
Blood plasma 0.015
Gasoline 0.006
Glycerine 14.9
Mercury 0.016
Oil (light) 1.1
Oil (heavy) 6.6
Water 0.01

Viscosity has the SI units Pascal seconds (Pa s) which is called the Poiseuille. More commonly used is the dyne sec/cm2 which is called Poise. One Pa s is 10 Poise. The Poise is used in the table because of its more common usage. Data from Gustafson. These viscosities are at 20°C except for the blood and blood plasma which are at body temperature, 37°C, and for steam which is at 100°C.

JAK, when I read this thought that someone had actually posted something sensible and intelligent, as I read on I was struggling to see where this was going until finally you said yourself you have no idea what it means.

That’s gold!!!! :laugh:

Whilst the above data doesn’t really tell you much the savvy ones here will realize that when the viscosities are applied and averaged on a volumetric basis changing the oil ratio from 25:1 to 50:1 or vice versa will make little to no difference in the dynamic viscosity of the fuel.

Could not agree more more Moto. :blink: :S :blink: :blush:

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