well our tamworthian leader had hit 46 !!!
how has he made it this far in life, i dont know :laugh: :laugh:
but he has
i thought something from ‘the carpenters’ was in order…
Close To You…
Why do goats suddenly look queer
When you drink too much beer
Cant you see, they don’t want to be
Close to you
Why do Roo’s suddenly appear
Every time you ride near?
Just like me, they long to be
In front of you.
On the day that you were born
The angels got together
And decided to create suzuki’s just for you
So they sprinkled moon dust in your hair of grey
And designed a bike that’s slow and made from pooh.
Why does that Bollocks bloke from in town
Constantly follow you round.
He’s pretty gay and he longs to stay
Close to you.
Why does Eags get a glint in his eye
Every time you walk by?
Cant you see, he longs to be
Spooning you.
On the day that you were born
The angels got together
And decided to create suzuki’s just for you
So they sprinkled moon dust in your hair of grey
And designed a bike that’s slow and made from pooh
That is why all the gays in town
Follow you all around.
They can see, youre wearing a G
And it suits you.
Just like them (Just like them)
You love gay men
Close to you.
Wahhhhhhhhhhh, close to you.
Wahhhhhhhhhhh, suzuki pooh.
Hahhhhhhhhhhh, close to you.
Lahhhhhhhhhhh, suzuki pooh.
happy birthday you old diamond :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: