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  • March 12, 2009 at 8:05 am #125346

    Nick Again
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    This is a thread I’m GLAD i Read…So fkn funny!!! Menace…best of luck with that TOXIC BONE Bruise..
    A Small piece of Advice..Do NOT THINK ITS BROKE!! To do so will lead you to a Doctor…no not a DRz..A white coat freak..who’ll promptly Stab your Freckle with his Gloved finger, to see if he can FEEL the Break!
    Of course..if your worried about your Prostrate…you could Kill two birds with one Finger..Sorry STONE..
    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    March 12, 2009 at 9:02 am #125561

    dennis da menace
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    Husky610 wrote:

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    This is a thread I’m GLAD i Read…So fkn funny!!! Menace…best of luck with that TOXIC BONE Bruise..
    A Small piece of Advice..Do NOT THINK ITS BROKE!! To do so will lead you to a Doctor…no not a DRz..A white coat freak..who’ll promptly Stab your Freckle with his Gloved finger, to see if he can FEEL the Break!
    Of course..if your worried about your Prostrate…you could Kill two birds with one Finger..Sorry STONE..
    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    its ok husky, ive tested it myself, just for fun, i couldnt feel any break, or any prostrate, maybe i wasnt “looking” deep enough into the problem…..then again, i wasnt wearing a glove, just a ball gag……..so i wouldnt bite my tongue, of course:unsure:

    ….i thought second knuckle would have been suffice eh..????:P

    menace

    March 12, 2009 at 9:18 am #125572

    Greg
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    menace wrote:

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    Husky610 wrote:

    Quote:
    This is a thread I’m GLAD i Read…So fkn funny!!! Menace…best of luck with that TOXIC BONE Bruise..
    A Small piece of Advice..Do NOT THINK ITS BROKE!! To do so will lead you to a Doctor…no not a DRz..A white coat freak..who’ll promptly Stab your Freckle with his Gloved finger, to see if he can FEEL the Break!
    Of course..if your worried about your Prostrate…you could Kill two birds with one Finger..Sorry STONE..
    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    its ok husky, ive tested it myself, just for fun, i couldnt feel any break, or any prostrate, maybe i wasnt “looking” deep enough into the problem…..then again, i wasnt wearing a glove, just a ball gag……..so i wouldnt bite my tongue, of course:unsure:

    ….i thought second knuckle would have been suffice eh..????:P

    menace

    Try two fingers Menace you can get a second opinion lol :laugh:

    TB

    March 12, 2009 at 9:21 am #125575

    dennis da menace
    Member

    nyuk, nyuk, nyuk…..

    thats quick mate, love it.

    March 12, 2009 at 10:00 am #125576

    Mick D
    Member

    Trailboss wrote:

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    menace wrote:

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    Husky610 wrote:

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    This is a thread I’m GLAD i Read…So fkn funny!!! Menace…best of luck with that TOXIC BONE Bruise..
    A Small piece of Advice..Do NOT THINK ITS BROKE!! To do so will lead you to a Doctor…no not a DRz..A white coat freak..who’ll promptly Stab your Freckle with his Gloved finger, to see if he can FEEL the Break!
    Of course..if your worried about your Prostrate…you could Kill two birds with one Finger..Sorry STONE..
    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    its ok husky, ive tested it myself, just for fun, i couldnt feel any break, or any prostrate, maybe i wasnt “looking” deep enough into the problem…..then again, i wasnt wearing a glove, just a ball gag……..so i wouldnt bite my tongue, of course:unsure:

    ….i thought second knuckle would have been suffice eh..????:P

    menace

    Try two fingers Menace you can get a second opinion lol :laugh:

    TB

    On fire tonight TB..that made me laugh.:woohoo:

    March 12, 2009 at 10:15 am #125586

    dennis da menace
    Member

    if he buys me dinner and a couple of drinks first mick, i might let him feel for cracks…

    im not a cheap hussy….tonight anyway:kiss:

    March 12, 2009 at 10:21 am #125577

    Anonymous

    Trailboss wrote:

    Try two fingers Menace you can get a second opinion lol :laugh:

    TB[/quote]

    For such an injury, I would suggest you get more than 2 opinions. Because the bastards always lie.

    March 12, 2009 at 10:22 am #125347

    Anonymous

    Spotted monkey throwing shit in the air

    March 12, 2009 at 10:24 am #125592

    Anonymous

    DanD wrote:

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    Spotted monkey throwing shit in the air

    I just wanted to be the first to throw this one off topic.

    March 12, 2009 at 10:26 am #125591

    dennis da menace
    Member

    DanD wrote:

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    Trailboss wrote:

    Try two fingers Menace you can get a second opinion lol :laugh:

    TB

    For such an injury, I would suggest you get more than 2 opinions. Because the bastards always lie.[/quote]

    you want a go too i spose big fella:dry: :blush: ;)
    are you a doctor DanD, i must ask first so i can claimit on medicare:woohoo:

    March 12, 2009 at 10:27 am #125593

    dennis da menace
    Member

    DanD wrote:

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    DanD wrote:

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    Spotted monkey throwing shit in the air

    I just wanted to be the first to throw this one off topic.

    spotted monkey… have you been watching me in the shower????:laugh:

    March 12, 2009 at 11:07 am #125348

    Anonymous

    I may be a doctor Menace. I could bring my 10 arsesociates to the Xmas party if you need more of an opinion on that injury that you have suffered. I promise that they will gentle.

    Bring your Medicare card they bulk bill on the first consultation.

    March 13, 2009 at 7:40 am #125606

    Nick Again
    Member

    DanD wrote:

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    I may be a doctor Menace. I could bring my 10 arsesociates to the Xmas party if you need more of an opinion on that injury that you have suffered. I promise that they will gentle.

    Bring your Medicare card they bulk bill on the first consultation.

    me thinks Poor menace is gunna suffer a ” Torn Toxic” if you lot get your way!
    Dodge the Xmas Party Menace..Dodge the party!! Dont trust them Doc’s mate..

    March 13, 2009 at 8:09 am #125760

    dennis da menace
    Member

    thats why i only use my OWN fingers…i mean doctors:huh: :huh: :ohmy:

    March 13, 2009 at 8:34 am #125771

    dennis da menace
    Member

    to be honest fellas,

    im so fuckin happy its friday.

    i work on a building site with 100 odd other blokes. all ive heared this week is shit about the way im walking…..like a carrot is protruding from my bot-bot….there is even pictures scrawled on the dunny walls depicting my misfortune. funny they are too!!! ive been scoring them from 1 to 10!!!

    i love site banter….its just like the jib going around on OBT:P

    i would have had the week off but i feel bad about taking time off for my broken ribs, only a month or so ago. plus its getting to the pointy end of the job and ive got half a dozen imbiciles and apprentices to keep busy.

    so ive taken it all in my “hobbling” stride.

    tonight is all about ME. drinking scotch, smoking smokes, kneeling at the computer…

    …with a heap of blokes that seem just a little too keen about my freckle and just how many digits should be used to get an accurate opinion of my sufferings. ya pricks:kiss:

    anyway, time for dinner….steak, chips, 2 endone’s topped with lashings of whisky……heaven

    menace

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