bumped my toxic!!!

[dennis da menaceMember]

well its been nearly 4 weeks since “the toxic incident”.

i finally washed my bike today.

then i sat on it for the first time.

ouch.:ohmy: :ohmy:

doesnt look like ill be doin much sit down riding over easter.

its not gonna stop me though.

[Dwayne OMember]

:ohmy: You mean that the round seat thingy was a gimmick & not a real KTM accessory:P
You haven`t even sat on the Pumpkin since the incident???
Where`s ya superhero powers Spidermenace????
Should have got straight back on & shown the Pumpkin Who`s Boss :laugh: :laugh:

Cheers for brightening my boring day man

[dennis da menaceMember]

mate, ive been so sore for thelast month, everytime i looked at the kato, my spidersense would tingle, from the bottom up!!

[Dwayne OMember]

Get back on it man,,,,,,,
Think of the standing up practice you will have:P You will be able tp rip on the long trail rides all day then;)

Good luck over Easter & hope it gets better soon big fella

[Nick AgainMember]

I just re-read this…and it made me laugh my guts out all over again. Menace…I hope it all gets healed fast for you..LOL. I’m with Eagle mate..you got to get back on it..just dont sit down in a hurry and beware that nasty seat on the rise..
On a more helpful note for you..a couple of drops of supa glue on the seat, press round blow up pillow to said drops..dah dah..One bent toxic bone accomodating seat..perhaps go to the pool shop and get a nice orange ring to go with bike colours..could even get some colour matching wings..in case you go near water?? Just a thought mate..just a thought..Now i gotta go wipe my eyes…Fkk my side hurts too…

ROFLMAO.!!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :huh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

[Bruce CurtisMember]

One has the choice here of saying something nice and cheerful to make you feel motivated or a cheep shot…………

I’m going for the cheep shot
You ride a KTM what the hell did you thik was going to happen, a well engineered suspension system was going to protect from all those nasty bumps and whoops out there??? well no me boyo you have one end of the shock connected to the frame and the other end directly to the swingarm, Eevn Noah outlawed this on the ark after the PDS on the main gangplank, snapped back up and launched the last 2 mamoths into orbit.

BC

[Anonymous]

I know you said this accident was rider induced Menace and not a function of the PDS. However, you should note that if you do get a kick back from the rar shock wining the high speed compression counterclockwise half a turn or so works wonders

[Nick AgainMember]

Moto wrote:

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I know you said this accident was rider induced Menace and not a function of the PDS. However, you should note that if you do get a kick back from the rar shock wining the high speed compression counterclockwise half a turn or so works wonders

So would trading in the bike….but i dont think Menace is ready for that…..yet.

[Anonymous]

There’s always one.

[Nick AgainMember]

I just couldn’t help myself…. :laugh:

[Bruce CurtisMember]

Moto wrote:

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There’s alwyas one.

There’s alot more than one:P

[Anonymous]

DOH!!

[drewMember]

i can resist no longer! Menace you gave us all a real good laugh!

here’s my version as i listened to the Straits after reading your well written toxic experience.

swollen pelvis
how am i gonna make it home
swollen pelvis
leave me PDS alone
can feel the pressure building
i hope no one has a camera phone
swollen pelvis
shut up and leave me alone

Well tell me just how much it’s gunna swell
Let me leave my number
or call the nearest hotel
Oh love me tender
Baby dont be cruel
Return to sender
Treat me like a fool

swollen pelvis
just take me home
swollen pelvis
Im sufferin all alone
Did i leave the building
how come i can’t work the phone
swollen pelvis
Im here all alone

Why dont you go tell him
I need the biggest can
You gotta tell him
Hes still owes me on more can!
Long distance baby
So far from home
Dont you think maybe you could put some ice on

Well tell him I was calling just to how much more this is gonna swell!?
Let me leave my number
the nearest hotel
Oh love me tender
Baby dont be cruel
Return to sender
Treat me like a fool

swollen pelvis
Is anybody home
swollen pelvis
Im here all alone
Did they all leave the building
stop laughing and come to the phone
swollen pelvis
U can all bugger off and leave me the hell alone!
:cheer: 😆 :laugh:

[Mick DMember]

xy-transit wrote:

Quote:

i can resist no longer! Menace you gave us all a real good laugh!

here’s my version as i listened to the Straits after reading your well written toxic experience.

swollen pelvis
how am i gonna make it home
swollen pelvis
leave me PDS alone
can feel the pressure building
i hope no one has a camera phone
swollen pelvis
shut up and leave me alone

Well tell me just how much it’s gunna swell
Let me leave my number
or call the nearest hotel
Oh love me tender
Baby dont be cruel
Return to sender
Treat me like a fool

swollen pelvis
just take me home
swollen pelvis
Im sufferin all alone
Did i leave the building
how come i can’t work the phone
swollen pelvis
Im here all alone

Why dont you go tell him
I need the biggest can
You gotta tell him
Hes still owes me on more can!
Long distance baby
So far from home
Dont you think maybe you could put some ice on

Well tell him I was calling just to how much more this is gonna swell!?
Let me leave my number
the nearest hotel
Oh love me tender
Baby dont be cruel
Return to sender
Treat me like a fool

swollen pelvis
Is anybody home
swollen pelvis
Im here all alone
Did they all leave the building
stop laughing and come to the phone
swollen pelvis
U can all bugger off and leave me the hell alone!
:cheer: 😆 :laugh:

Gawd,XY and Menace would be a great pair on the turps:blink:

[Anonymous]

OH……….MY………..GOD!!!!

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