bumped my toxic!!!

[Bruce CurtisMember]

Moto wrote:

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OH……….MY………..GOD!!!!

you called O’ servant of a lesser Austrian god.

BC

[Mick DMember]

Mr Blue wrote:

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Moto wrote:

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OH……….MY………..GOD!!!!

you called O’ servant of a lesser Austrian god.

BC

another gem that he will have no response for………..
Bwwaaaaa hahahha:laugh:

[dennis da menaceMember]

husky, thanks for your input and initial concern, even if it ended up in side splitting hysterics and tears.

i think, however, i would be better off using a full roll of race tape to secure said donut cushion to my arse as if i was to follow your instructions, i would be too tempted to snort the superglue off my seat. im not a drug addict, i just appreciate the aroma of superglue and the feeling it gives me:P

also im worried that the glue would seep through my pants and stick my balls to the seat…..try explaining that to the nurses in emergency room.:silly:

im glad you got a laugh mate, thats what i do best.

im in melbourne for the comedy festival all week…..

i wish:woohoo:

[dennis da menaceMember]

Mr Blue wrote:

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One has the choice here of saying something nice and cheerful to make you feel motivated or a cheep shot…………

I’m going for the cheep shot
You ride a KTM what the hell did you thik was going to happen, a well engineered suspension system was going to protect from all those nasty bumps and whoops out there??? well no me boyo you have one end of the shock connected to the frame and the other end directly to the swingarm, Eevn Noah outlawed this on the ark after the PDS on the main gangplank, snapped back up and launched the last 2 mamoths into orbit.

BC

actually im quite appalled at this one Mr Blue Oyster. believing in noah, thinking you are god…where does it end.

considering that yamaha made bikes that, and i quote..”have one end of the shock connected to the frame and the other end directly to the swingarm” until around 2004ish or later im quite baffled how you can persistantly pay out on the above mentioned idea. the yamaha im refering to was produced from the mid ’80s, for over 20 years, with only minor changes, mainly for ADR compliance….

i refer to the trusty DT175…….

you have shat in your own bed, now roll over on it, or change your “satin” sheets:woohoo:

doesnt leave much else for you to bag katos about, my dear friendly foe….eh??

GOD is orange, come out from under your shit riddled satin veil and see the light…

i will guide you without the need for big words…

the deciple, menace.

[dennis da menaceMember]

Moto wrote:

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OH……….MY………..GOD!!!!

actually moto, its gods, plural….

me and XY.

we love katos.
we love fords.
we love rewriting songs.
we were born in AUSTRALIA.

now bow to us bitch.

just joshin moto, it wasnt the shocker, it was just the mother of bad landings.

now bow to us anyway, and lick our boots…..:woohoo:

[drewMember]

hope you can throw a leg over soon menace.

i cannot take the credit for the song, i simply cut and past the lyrics of the net and changed some.

i’m going to attempt “case of cans”, “the last ute out of Deni is almost gone”.

now just to get adam brand and or jimmy barnes to turn up for practice session before the muster.

[ChrisMember]

xy-transit wrote:

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i can resist no longer! Menace you gave us all a real good laugh!

here’s my version as i listened to the Straits after reading your well written toxic experience.

swollen pelvis
how am i gonna make it home
swollen pelvis
leave me PDS alone
can feel the pressure building
i hope no one has a camera phone
swollen pelvis
shut up and leave me alone

Well tell me just how much it’s gunna swell
Let me leave my number
or call the nearest hotel
Oh love me tender
Baby dont be cruel
Return to sender
Treat me like a fool

swollen pelvis
just take me home
swollen pelvis
Im sufferin all alone
Did i leave the building
how come i can’t work the phone
swollen pelvis
Im here all alone

Why dont you go tell him
I need the biggest can
You gotta tell him
Hes still owes me on more can!
Long distance baby
So far from home
Dont you think maybe you could put some ice on

Well tell him I was calling just to how much more this is gonna swell!?
Let me leave my number
the nearest hotel
Oh love me tender
Baby dont be cruel
Return to sender
Treat me like a fool

swollen pelvis
Is anybody home
swollen pelvis
Im here all alone
Did they all leave the building
stop laughing and come to the phone
swollen pelvis
U can all bugger off and leave me the hell alone!
:cheer: 😆 :laugh:

If everyone learns the lyric’s we can sing it outside Moto’s room every night at the christmas party …Who needs christmas carols :laugh:

[Dwayne OMember]

LMFAO,
Look out Louee here we come:woohoo:

[Anonymous]

The Christmas party is gunna be as funny as fuck with the clowns we have around here.:laugh:

[Dwayne OMember]

YEP,
We might not have the BIGGEST TENT,,,,,
BUT,,,,, WE SURE HAVE ALL OF THE CLOWNS:silly: :silly: :silly:

[dennis da menaceMember]

ive got a few tricks for the xmas party up my sleeve….

if you dont already, yous will think i need committing by the end of that weekend:silly: :silly: :woohoo: :woohoo: :silly:

sammy will disown me for sure:P

[Anonymous]

badfun wrote:

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If everyone learns the lyric’s we can sing it outside Moto’s room every night at the christmas party …Who needs christmas carols :laugh:

Seeing as I’ll be in one of the beds in the shearers quarters with 39 more of you mongrels I double dare you to do it :laugh: I don’t double dare menace though as he really will do it

[Bruce CurtisMember]

Dear Mr Menage’ a Trios, you are indeed correct about the venerable DT175 rear suspension setup, a workhorse of the agricultural brethren, whom do not, nay need not a sophisticated rising rate absorption system as they meander from cow to cow in 1st and 2nd gears with the trusty kelpie on the rack. Yes indeed the DT175 has remained unchanged for 2 decades and the suspension is even older than that, it was the height of design in the 1970s and as it was superceded by newer systems it was deemed to be fit for purpose in the slow agricultural reliability market it was marketed into and left to it’s own devices, in the meantime the world moved on with the more “race” and recreation oriented bikes with rising rate systems, full floaters and the like, even KTM had a beaut rising rate system in the 80s & 90s, truly one of the best, then I can only surmise that a Farmer must have joined the design team and Violia we have PDS and steering more suited to slow herding of the goat around the hills, than blastig through the bush or leaping logs and washouts.
Ahh those Austrians, funny lot they are, even the farmers have honarary degrees in “Humourous engineering for the masses” or maybe even an associate degree in “Engineering to accelerate the darwinian process”

Ahh the DT probably an apt bike to compere your average KTM to as well what an astute fellow you are Mr Menage, possibly if one blindfolded a ktm rider he would be hard pushed to tell the difference betwixt the two as well once having ridden them.
You are indeed a learned fellow My dear Mr Menage’, wise beyond your calling…..

BC

LMAO

[Anonymous]

I’d actually like it if KTM brought the linkages back. The only complaint with them (by those who complain about them) is the PDS. SO when it’s gone there will be no more complaints right? Since there are complaints about all the other bikes won’t that make KTM the best bike in everyone’s eyes? :dry:

Moto
Food for thought

[dennis da menaceMember]

mr blue, you crazy old bugga…..

i’ll see you in hell…bucko..:evil:

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