
In your best David Attonbourgh (If thats how you spell it)voice
“Here you have the very rare and endangered green Watagans bushpig, found wallowing in it’s natural environment. The green Watagans pig when cornered prefers to lay down in the mud rather than fight. It’s movements and pace are similar to the three toed sloth of the Amazon. It mainly feeds on poor grade unleaded and probably could adapt to drinking diesel, but prefers to eat an orange coloured slug known as a KTM slug. When in then company of other’s you will find it at the back of the pack prefering not to draw undue attention to itself in fear of being run down and attacked by the superior blue stallions that are seen running free in the Watagans”
All said in fun of the thread. (Except the KTM bit:laugh: :laugh: )