Caption competition

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  • #113884

    Brett
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    It hard to fly like an Eagle when your wearing a turkey suit.:P :laugh:

    #113786

    Nick Again
    Member

    Hey look..Anti flood switch!!

    #114904

    Anonymous

    My original line of ‘The Eagle has landed’ still cracks me up. I remember saying to Chop and a few other boys when we were riding and we pissed ourselves laughing!! :laugh:

    #114969

    Mick D
    Member

    Competition closes and is Judged tonight,so get those last minute entries in guys and gals.

    #113787

    Greg
    Member

    A Private message has been sent to the moderators asking for their thoughts regarding a winner of the Caption Competition by 8pm, the winner will receive 6 month subscription for Trailbike Adventure Magazine, at 8pm the winner will be announced.

    TB & Chris

    #113788

    Anonymous

    If I win I will be all of your friends. Champo might be hard to FARKIN beat though.

    FARK U CHAMPO AND YOUR SENSE OF FARKIN HUMOUR……….:angry:

    #115050

    Anonymous

    DanD wrote:

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    If I win I will be all of your friends. Champo might be hard to FARKIN beat though.

    FARK U CHAMPO AND YOUR SENSE OF FARKIN HUMOUR……….:angry:

    NAH FARK YOU. just… just… FAAAARRRRAAAARRRRK YOU!!!

    #115054

    Mick D
    Member

    Champo has a great sense of humour but limited FARKIN vocabulary.

    #115059

    Anonymous

    micknmeld wrote:

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    Champo has a great sense of humour but limited FARKIN vocabulary.

    Michael: would you please reframe from the unpleasant language and resume topic. One finds your idiom oh so disturbing whilst endeavouring to work on one’s acceptance speech.

    I thankyou in advance for your compliance

    #113885

    Greg
    Member

    We have a tie, we couldn’t separate two of the entries so we will give away two 6 month subscriptions to Trailbike Adventure Magazine.

    And the winners are Dan D with

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    In your best David Attonbourgh (If that’s how you spell it) voice

    “Here you have the very rare and endangered green Watagans bush pig, found wallowing in its natural environment. The green Watagans pig when cornered prefers to lay down in the mud rather than fight. Its movements and pace are similar to the three toed sloth of the Amazon. It mainly feeds on poor grade unleaded and probably could adapt to drinking diesel, but prefers to eat an orange coloured slug known as a KTM slug. When in then company of other’s you will find it at the back of the pack preferring not to draw undue attention to itself in fear of being run down and attacked by the superior blue stallions that are seen running free in the Watagans”

    And Champo’s major effort with

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    FARK THIS FARK’N FARK. I’M FARK’N FARKED NOW. FARK. I FARK’N HATE THIS FARK’N FARKED UP FARK’N SPORT. AND FARK. THIS FARK’N FARKED UP FARK’N BIKE. IT’S FARK’N FARKED RIGHT FARK’N NOW. IT’S FARK’N GOT, FARK’N MUD FARK’N ALL OVER THE FARK’N PLACE. MY FARK’N BOOTS ARE FARK’N FULL OFF FARK’N MUD. FAAAARK. MY FARK’N FARKED UP FARK’N RID’N GEAR IS FARK’N FULL OF FARK’N MUD. MY FARK’N GLOVES ARE ARE FARK’N COVERED IN FARK’N MUD. AND FARK’N LOOK AT THOES FARK’N FARK WITS OVER FARK’N THERE. THEY’RE FARK’N HAVING A FARK’N GREAT FARK’N TIME FARK’N LAUGH’N AT FARK’N ME. FARK TRAIL FARK’N BOSS. FARK OLD FARK’N BULLS TRAIL FARK’N RIDE FARK’N ERS. FARK THE FARK’N INTER FARK’N NET. FARK FARK’N COM FARK’N PU FARK’N TERS. FAAAAAARRRRK. FARK OLLIE. FARK MICK, FARK MOTO, FARK CHRIS, FARK FARK’N GILLI. FARK FARK’N TINY. HE NOT FARK’N NOT TINY AT FARK’N ALL. HE’S A FARK’N BIG MUDDA FARK’N FARKER. FARK FARK’N RACEY FARK’N TRACY. FARK FARK’N KYLIE FARK’N D. I HAV’NT FARK’N MEET HER, BUT I FARK’N BET SHE A FARK’N HOTTIE THAT FARK’N DOSEN’T FARK’N WEAR ANY FARK’N UNDIES. FARK. FARK HILLBILLY. WHO EVER THE FARK HE IS. FARK CHOPPER AND HIS FARK’N HOT DR. FARK CHICKEN. FARK HELP ME FIND THE BIKE I WANT THREAD. FARK BOOLDER. OR HOWEVER YOU FARK’N SPELL IT.FARK FARK’N SWEAR’N. FARK CRASH. FARK DAND. FARK J FARK’N R FARK’N D. FARK FOSSIL, FARK X. FARK YURI, FARK TINY’S FARK’N BIACH. FARK STORM PATROL AND FARK’N X FAR’N R. THE FARK’N THING IS FARK’N GOLD AND HE FARK’N DOESN’T WANT IT. FARK SQUILEL, FARK SPELIN. FARK OSARMA BIN RIDIN. FARK TB AGAIN. FARK PRIVATE FARK’N MESSAGES. FARK EVENTS CALENDER. FARK THOES TOP BLOKES WHO ARE COOK’N ME FARK’N DINNER TONIGHT. FARK JACK LINKS AND THIER FARK’N GENEROUS SPONERSHIP OF YUMMY BEEF FAR’N JERKY. FARK BATTIES. FARK SUTTOS. TOO FARK’N NICE I FARK’N RECKON. FARK PIVOT PEGS AND THIER AMAZING PIVITING PEGS. FARK TOM CRUISE. FARK FARK’N GEORGE FARK’N DUB-YA FARK’N BUSH, WHY DON’T HE JUST FARK OFF AND LET BARAK FIX THINGS UP. FARK RAIN. FARK SUNNY DAYS. FARK LONG POSTS. FARK SMILIES. FARK MOTO AGAIN. FARJ’N NICE BLOKE WHO IS SO FARK’N CLEVER. FARK THAT AD WITH THE FARK’N WOMAN WRITING BIRTHDAY CARDS FOR HER DAUGHTERS BIRTHDAYS WHEN SHE DEAD. FARK CLIMATE CHANGE. FARK UNREGO FARK WITS. FARK MUD. FARK HIPO 4STROKES. and you champo. FARK FARK’N YOU. FARK YOUR FARK’N CAMERA RIGHT FARK’N UP YOUR FARK’N ASS. SEE HOW FARK’N MUDDY IT FARK’N IS UP FARK’N THERE. FARK YOU. JUST FARK YOU. EVERY FARK’N OBSTICAL. THERE THE FARK YOU ARE. JUST FARK’N WAIT’N FOR ME TO FARK’N FARK UP. THEN… PUT THE FARK’N PHOTOS ON THE FARK’N INTER FARK’N NET. NEXT T FARK’N B WILL FARK’N START A FARK’N THREAD ASK’N FARKERS TO FARK’N MAKE FARK’N CAPTIONS TO FARK’N ACOMPANY THE FARK’N PHOTO THAT FARK’N CHAMPO, FARK’N TOOK. THEN… THEN… FARK’N CHAMPO, WILL PROBABLY FARK’N GET A FARK’N PRIZE FOR THE FARK’N CAPTION THAT FARK’N HE FARK’N WAITED FOR ME TO FARK UP IN, THEN FARK’N TAKE A FARK’N PHOTO SO HE WINS A FARK’N PRIZE. EVERY FARK’N MONTH HE WILL FARK’N GET A FARK’N PRIZE IN THE FARK’N MAIL, TO FARK’N REMIND HIM THAT HE FARK’N PROFITED FROM MY FARK’N FUCK UP. FAAAARRRRRKKKK

    Other entries judged worthy of a mention are

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    Fong Long Cho, realises it was a mistake to sell his Ox he used to tend his paddy.

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    If I look like I’m adjusting my trip meter they will think I stoped here on purpose

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    After much screaming and gnashing of teeth, Eagle finally subdues the savage beast by drowning it in a nearby waterhole.

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    DONT WAIT FOR ME FELLERS IM JUST RESETTING MY SPEEDO

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    Text book says “walk all water crossings and puddles first”
    And hey presto, how lucky am I, this is the 2nd green heap of shit I’ve found abandoned in a puddle today!

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    Right! Where’s my pistol if those pricks in front are laughing I’m gunna start shooting

    Stay tuned we will have another Caption Contest starting tomorrow, prize TBA.

    Admin & Moderators

    #115069

    Mick D
    Member

    Two worthy recipients!!! Congrats to Champo and DanD. I couldn’t separate them, they both cracked me up.

    #115070

    Greg
    Member

    Dan D and Champo if you can PM me your addresses I will forward them to the Magazine for your subscriptions to start in the new year, congratulations guys

    TB

    #113789

    Dwayne O
    Member

    Yeah,
    Well done boys :) Now u can find some other poor bastard to pick on with a new photo comp:laugh:
    Cheers Al

    #115071

    Anonymous

    Thankyou.

    Sorry it took me so long to reply as Raceytracy just made me dinner

    I would like to thank all those that got told off. Especially those who work very hard to get this site up and running, keep it going. Unfortunately it is a little too good and occupies my time. But this is a good thing. thanks to Raceytracy for making me dinner and just gave me desert. Thanks to those who got the obt party sorted . thanks to Eagle for farking up, people who contributed (and therefore push me to the limits), tafe for making me work all weekend and therefore ableing me to channel eagle’s alter ego and thanks to Trailbike Adventure magazine. Which is actually favourite magazine. I buy most issues. Dand and I are starting to get into the adventure side of trailriding as well.

    Once again thanks crew

    #115079

    Greg
    Member

    You are very welcome Champo

    TB

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