Chops banana is dead

[Mick DMember]

about time we locked this thread ay Moto?

[Anonymous]

First you trade the Cadilac for a microphone, then you lie to me about the band, and now you’re gonna put me right back in the joint!
They’re not gonna catch us. We’re on chops banana!

mick! it’s on topic.

[dennis da menaceMember]

mr man, mr man,

they left this card…..

hmmmm…..chop and the bananatones

[Anonymous]

Jake: What is this?
Elwood: What’s what?
Jake: This car. This stupid car. Where’s chops banana? Chops banana, where’s chops banana?
Elwood The what?
Jake: chops banana we used to have! chops banana !
Elwood Traded it.
Jake: You traded chops banana for this piece of shit?
Elwood: No … for a microphone.
Jake: A microphone? [pause] Okay, I can see that. But what the hell is this?
Elwood: I picked it up at the Mount Prospect police auction last spring. It’s an old Mount Prospect police car. They were practically giving them away.
Jake: Well thank you, pal. The day I get out of prison, my own brother comes to pick me up in a police car.
Elwood You don’t like it?
Jake [pause] No, I don’t like it.

[dennis da menaceMember]

banana’s got a lot of pickup.

It’s got a chop motor, a 440 cubic inch plant, it’s got chop tires, chop suspensions, chop shocks. It’s a model made before catalytic converters so it’ll run good on regular gas. What do you say, is it the new Bluesmobile or what?

Fix the cigarette lighter.

[dennis da menaceMember]

How often does the banana go by?

So often that you won’t even notice it.

i could go on forever….

menace

[Anonymous]

You two are such a disappointing pair. I prayed so hard for you. It saddens and hurts me to think that the two boys I raised to believe in The Ten Commandments have returned to me as thieves, with filthy mouths and bad attitudes! GET OUT, and DON’T COME BACK…until you’ve redeemed chops banana.

[dennis da menaceMember]

chops banana? No problem, we’ll have it for you in the morning. Let’s go, Elwood.
No, no! I will not take your filthy banana!
Well then… I guess you’re really up Shit Creek.

I beg your pardon, what did you say?
I offered to help you… You refused to take our banana. Then I said: I guess you’re really up Shit Creek.

Christ, Jake. Take it easy man.

Oh shit!

Jesus Christ!

Shit!

god damn penguin

[Anonymous]

You contemptible pig! I remained celibate for you. I stood at the back of a cathedral, waiting, in celibacy, for you, with three hundred friends and relatives in attendance. My uncle hired the best Romanian caterers in the state. To obtain the seven limousines for the wedding party, my father used up his last favor with Mad Pete Trullo. So for me, for my mother, my grandmother, my father, my uncle, and for the common good, I must now kill you, and chops banana.

[Anonymous]

micknmeld wrote:

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about time we locked this thread ay Moto?

Damn right! These carzy kids are getting out of control :dry:

[Anonymous]

Use of unnecessary violence in apprehension of chops banana… has been approved.

this was tb’s vision when he started all this

[Anonymous]

THIS…..THREAD…..IS…..TERMINATED

[GregMember]

Hey its not terminated becuase

We have a half a tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, its dark and we are wearing sunglasses, Hit it!

If this thread was to be saved it should have happened 4 pages ago! lol :laugh:

Love the blue brothers

Quick quiz how many cars are destroyed in last chase?

TB

[Anonymous]

eleventy seven?

[dennis da menaceMember]

about 93 i believe, but that might be the whole movie.

shit im gonna have to watch it this arvo now

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