COWPATT CORNER

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  • #150148

    Anonymous

    menace wrote:

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    yeah, who would that leave to “fetch ma drink boy”

    TB, nah, too painful with all the sookin…..

    chris maybe……like a good little geek:laugh:

    i dont really trust boony:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    ahhhh, the sherpa, why didnt i think of that before….

    ok eagle, you are obsolete now:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    Looks like I’m going to have my work cut out for me at Louee, fetching drinks and carrying things for people.

    So now it looks like I am Kylie’s, TB’s and Menace’s bitch :blink:

    #150190

    glenn
    Member

    Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee this being broken is oky doaky, the nice doctor man gives you these lovely little pills and well the world is all good,,ahhhhh pretty lights, i think everyone should find a kangaroo and hit it, wow ,no pain just now..MMmmm feel the love…..:silly: :silly: :side: :silly:

    #150758

    Mark Bunting
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    Boony wrote:

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    Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee this being broken is oky doaky, the nice doctor man gives you these lovely little pills and well the world is all good,,ahhhhh pretty lights, i think everyone should find a kangaroo and hit it, wow ,no pain just now..MMmmm feel the love…..:silly: :silly: :side: :silly:

    Don’t eatem all Boony, save us a couple for CoonaB)

    #150760

    Greg
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    Bonny how did you go from having had x rays and no breaks just tissue damage (bruising) this morning when I asked to broken ribs 4 hrs later?? :ohmy:

    TB

    #150761

    Anonymous

    And I thought you were bad without the drugs….

    …:laugh:

    #150762

    glenn
    Member

    Trailboss wrote:

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    Bonny how did you go from having had x rays and no breaks just tissue damage (bruising) this morning when I asked to broken ribs 4 hrs later?? :ohmy:

    TB

    young Dr at hospital said probably not broken,,GP said that were broken this morning when he pressed in a certain spot,nearly knocked him out, and i think i was hoping they were`nt broken so i could still ride.looks like me the drink biatch for louee.:( :( :( :(

    #150764

    Anonymous

    Doesn’t matter really there’s nothing that can be done either way and they’ll still take ages to heal :P :dry:

    I’ve busted mine enough times, not fun :(

    #150759

    Boony wrote:

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    Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee this being broken is oky doaky, the nice doctor man gives you these lovely little pills and well the world is all good,,ahhhhh pretty lights, i think everyone should find a kangaroo and hit it, wow ,no pain just now..MMmmm feel the love…..:silly: :silly: :side: :silly:

    lets see how much “love your feeling” at 4am tomorrow morning when you need to get up and pee:laugh: :laugh:

    ouch;)

    #150796

    ive been doing some investigating about boony and roo’s…..

    it all started when boony was very young and he annoyed the boss
    roo-ting.jpg

    even through his youth, he was being targeted. heres a pic of boony before the fear of jumping bikes had set in
    kangaroo_jump.jpg

    after the incident, the culprit plays dead and chews a blood capsule for effect as he keeps a keen eye on his target….now thats dedication
    playingdead.jpg

    as i said, he was faking it and is now making a full recovery. he recieved a victoria cross for his effort
    kangaroo_bustedleg.jpg

    his mates celebrating after hearing of the assasination attempt… high five!!
    boxing-kangaroos.jpg

    this is actually Bollocks practicing for his next strike
    chuckroo.jpg

    …and Mrs Boony is still angry too
    2051832-Boxing-kangaroo-s-1.jpg

    #150811

    Mick D
    Member

    Jeeezus you are a unit Menace. I have nothing to say about that last post, as it is too hard to type with tears of laughter in my eyes.

    #150813

    something to cheer you up boony…….

    How do you tell when there’s a Kangaroo under your bed Boony?
    You can’t even start a dream without it jumping to a conclusion.

    What did Sherlock Holmes say to Boony after solving the case of the missing Kangaroo?
    “It was roo-dimentary, Boony.”

    A kangaroo hops on a barstool in a bar and orders a drink. A short while later Boony walks in and says, “I don’t drink with ‘roos,” and shoots the glass clear out of the kangaroo’s arms.
    A week later a bandaged ‘roo hops in wearing a six-gun and says, “I’m looking for the man who shot my paw!”

    When you get broken ribs its very bad to sit for long periods…
    You will get Hemmoroo-oids.

    What’s Boonys’s favorite TV classic?
    I love Roo-cy.

    What kind of Kangaroo gives Boony advice from a mountaintop.
    A Gu-roo.

    #150814

    glenn
    Member

    you peanut,,

    it hurts cause i was laughing

    that was actually quite good.:) :) :) now go away

    #150815

    Mick D
    Member

    Yeah menace, get Roo-ted:laugh: You are being roo-ly roo-ed to Boony.

    #146094

    Dwayne O
    Member

    :laugh: LMFAO,

    You blokes need to get some thing to do with ya time
    other than this crazy site:P
    :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :blink: :silly: :woohoo: :woohoo: :huh: :unsure: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo:

    #150816

    sorry for making you laugh boondog,

    i feel so bad im gonna buy you a new seat cover for xmas…

    inspired by wikdbeemer:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

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