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[Anonymous]

menace wrote:

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yeah, who would that leave to “fetch ma drink boy”

TB, nah, too painful with all the sookin…..

chris maybe……like a good little geek:laugh:

i dont really trust boony:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

ahhhh, the sherpa, why didnt i think of that before….

ok eagle, you are obsolete now:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Looks like I’m going to have my work cut out for me at Louee, fetching drinks and carrying things for people.

So now it looks like I am Kylie’s, TB’s and Menace’s bitch :blink:

[glennMember]

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee this being broken is oky doaky, the nice doctor man gives you these lovely little pills and well the world is all good,,ahhhhh pretty lights, i think everyone should find a kangaroo and hit it, wow ,no pain just now..MMmmm feel the love…..:silly: :silly: :side: :silly:

[Mark BuntingMember]

Boony wrote:

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Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee this being broken is oky doaky, the nice doctor man gives you these lovely little pills and well the world is all good,,ahhhhh pretty lights, i think everyone should find a kangaroo and hit it, wow ,no pain just now..MMmmm feel the love…..:silly: :silly: :side: :silly:

Don’t eatem all Boony, save us a couple for CoonaB)

[GregMember]

Bonny how did you go from having had x rays and no breaks just tissue damage (bruising) this morning when I asked to broken ribs 4 hrs later?? :ohmy:

TB

[Anonymous]

And I thought you were bad without the drugs….

…:laugh:

[glennMember]

Trailboss wrote:

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Bonny how did you go from having had x rays and no breaks just tissue damage (bruising) this morning when I asked to broken ribs 4 hrs later?? :ohmy:

TB

young Dr at hospital said probably not broken,,GP said that were broken this morning when he pressed in a certain spot,nearly knocked him out, and i think i was hoping they were`nt broken so i could still ride.looks like me the drink biatch for louee.

[Anonymous]

Doesn’t matter really there’s nothing that can be done either way and they’ll still take ages to heal :dry:

I’ve busted mine enough times, not fun

[dennis da menaceMember]

Boony wrote:

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Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee this being broken is oky doaky, the nice doctor man gives you these lovely little pills and well the world is all good,,ahhhhh pretty lights, i think everyone should find a kangaroo and hit it, wow ,no pain just now..MMmmm feel the love…..:silly: :silly: :side: :silly:

lets see how much “love your feeling” at 4am tomorrow morning when you need to get up and pee:laugh: :laugh:

ouch;)

[dennis da menaceMember]

ive been doing some investigating about boony and roo’s…..

it all started when boony was very young and he annoyed the boss

even through his youth, he was being targeted. heres a pic of boony before the fear of jumping bikes had set in

after the incident, the culprit plays dead and chews a blood capsule for effect as he keeps a keen eye on his target….now thats dedication

as i said, he was faking it and is now making a full recovery. he recieved a victoria cross for his effort

his mates celebrating after hearing of the assasination attempt… high five!!

this is actually Bollocks practicing for his next strike

…and Mrs Boony is still angry too

[Mick DMember]

Jeeezus you are a unit Menace. I have nothing to say about that last post, as it is too hard to type with tears of laughter in my eyes.

[dennis da menaceMember]

something to cheer you up boony…….

How do you tell when there’s a Kangaroo under your bed Boony?
You can’t even start a dream without it jumping to a conclusion.

What did Sherlock Holmes say to Boony after solving the case of the missing Kangaroo?
“It was roo-dimentary, Boony.”

A kangaroo hops on a barstool in a bar and orders a drink. A short while later Boony walks in and says, “I don’t drink with ‘roos,” and shoots the glass clear out of the kangaroo’s arms.
A week later a bandaged ‘roo hops in wearing a six-gun and says, “I’m looking for the man who shot my paw!”

When you get broken ribs its very bad to sit for long periods…
You will get Hemmoroo-oids.

What’s Boonys’s favorite TV classic?
I love Roo-cy.

What kind of Kangaroo gives Boony advice from a mountaintop.
A Gu-roo.

[glennMember]

you peanut,,

it hurts cause i was laughing

that was actually quite good. now go away

[Mick DMember]

Yeah menace, get Roo-ted:laugh: You are being roo-ly roo-ed to Boony.

[Dwayne OMember]

:laugh: LMFAO,

You blokes need to get some thing to do with ya time
other than this crazy site:P
:woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :blink: :silly: :woohoo: :woohoo: :huh: :unsure: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo:

[dennis da menaceMember]

sorry for making you laugh boondog,

i feel so bad im gonna buy you a new seat cover for xmas…

inspired by wikdbeemer:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

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