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[glennMember]

Good luck to me,,,,,

Darts grand final tonight,,Mmmmm is that ADO booked for thursday(yep) :laugh: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo:

[simon burkeMember]

GO BOONY !!!!!!!!

:cheer: :cheer: :cheer:

dont spill your schooner

[glennMember]

BOLLOCKS wrote:

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GO BOONY !!!!!!!!

:cheer: :cheer: :cheer:

dont spill your schooner

That will never happen :silly: :silly: :silly:

[Anonymous]

Boony wrote:

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BOLLOCKS wrote:

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GO BOONY !!!!!!!!

:cheer: :cheer: :cheer:

dont spill your schooner

That will never happen :silly: :silly: :silly:

unless there is a tiny tiny rut and then you and the beer go to water i read in other posts lol

[glennMember]

squirrel wrote:

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Boony wrote:

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BOLLOCKS wrote:

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GO BOONY !!!!!!!!

:cheer: :cheer: :cheer:

dont spill your schooner

That will never happen :silly: :silly: :silly:

unless there is a tiny tiny rut and then you and the beer go to water i read in other posts lol

or seen on the day…No hang on you couldnt have seen it from where you were:woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo:

[dennis da menaceMember]

BOLLOCKS wrote:

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GO BOONY !!!!!!!!

:cheer: :cheer: :cheer:

dont spill your schooner

or wet your pants

good luck pooofta

[Anonymous]

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or seen on the day…No hang on you couldnt have seen it from where you were:woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo:

no no boondog i saw you picking up your poorly ridden bike up when you crashed going down that little hill on the detour we took on the jurds ride i saw kylie ride down it no problem i was at the bottom and saw it all i missed you crashing on the same hill on the way back and i was sitting at the back on the group when you bailed out early lol so much for the beers afterwards

[glennMember]

Grand final update,,

Ohhhh my head hurts,

we won the grand final,,

owww my head hurts,,

i`ll never drink again…..

[simon burkeMember]

well done Boony :cheer:

and sucked in with the sore head an all :cheer:

Bol :woohoo:

[GregMember]

What would bloody Ollie know about women??

Ollie wrote:

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Why Motorcycles Are Better Than Women

* Motorcycles only need their fluids changed every 2000 miles
2000 miles=4000+km??? No wonder your shitters blow clutches and gearboxes

* Motorcycles’ curves never sag.
Ever seen one with your fat arse on one??They sag alright!

* Motorcycles last longer.
Not if some prick knocks it off

* Motorcycles don’t get pregnant.
Have to give you that one. How you found out is another question?

* You can ride a Motorcycles any time of the month.
You cant ride a motorbike anytime of the month

* Motorcycles don’t have parents.
OK maybe so, but 1 out of 5 reasons isn’t looking good

* Motorcycles don’t whine unless something is really wrong
I have followed you and there is a big whine from your bike from carrying your fat arse

* You can kick your Motorcycle to wake it up.
You couldn’t kick a cat with your short little legs

* You can share your Motorcycle with your friends.
None of your mates would want to ride the Spanish piece of shit

* If your Motorcycle makes too much noise, you can buy a muffler.
Why dont you?? It might quieten down some of the whining it does.

* You only need to get a new chain or belt for your Motorcycle when the old one is really worn.
Sounds like Motos bike

* If your Motorcycle smokes, you can do something about it.
A stinking 2 stroke will always smoke

* Motorcycles don’t care about how many other Motorcycles you have ridden.
Why would they?? They are just happy to have you riding something else and have a break from you fat arse

* Motorcycles don’t care about how many other Motorcycles you have.
That is obvious

* Motorcycles don’t mind if you look at other Motorcycles, or if you buy Motorcycle magazines.
As long as you aren’t near them I am sure they are happy

* If your Motorcycle goes flat, you can fix it.
Not by you. MR leave the foil on the patch

* If your Motorcycle is too loose, you can tighten it.
Never be to loose for you to ride,big fella

* If your Motorcycle is too soft, you can get different shocks.
I bet you’ve had plenty of shocks on a motorbike

* If your Motorcycle is misaligned, you don’t have to discuss politics to correct it.
It would know more about politics than you

* You can have a beer while riding your Motorcycle.
And…your point is…..??

* You don’t have to be jealous of the guy that works on your Motorcycle.
You’d be pretty used to some other guy working on your bike wouldn’t you??

* You don’t have to deal with priests or blood-tests to register your Motorcycle.
Is that busted arse Gasser registered???

* You don’t have to convince your Motorcycle that you’re a motorcyclist and that you think that Motorcycles are equals.
AS if you are equal to the average rider,you’ve got nothin!!

* You can ride a Motorcycle as long as you want and it won’t get sore.
Well why the tape on the nipples,gaylord??

* Your parents don’t remain in touch with your old Motorcycle after you dump it.
Your parents wouldn’t even keep in touch with you,would they??

* Motorcycles don’t insult you if you are a bad rider.
Lucky for you

* If your Motorcycle doesn’t look good, you can paint it or get better parts.
That still wouldn’t help

* You can’t get diseases from a Motorcycle you don’t know very well.
Yeah, but you can still go blind from wankin to much

Ollie :laugh: :laugh:

I read the above this morning with great interest that the Squirrel summed Ollie up really well.

I think its wrong and the Squirrel shouldn’t have done it :angry:

Because he beat me to it and its a bloody cracker :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Maybe he meant Oliie knows fuck all about ?????

TB :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

[Dwayne OMember]

It`s a very witty reply to all of Ollie`s points isn`t it ??? :laugh:

Squirrel, you are a nasty piece of work indeed ….

Well Done

[simon burkeMember]

this picture amuses me.
just thought i would share
jr chewy

Bol :woohoo:

[glennMember]

well seeing that I seem to be the only one on tonight I can just carry on dribbling shit and no one will have their normal whinge :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo:
DRZ are the best bike ever made.Katos are crap. yamies arent much better.blah,blah,blah

[dennis da menaceMember]

this is from the movember thread, it wasnt really appropriate there, but it fits right in here

EAGLE`02 wrote:

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Ok,
Day 8 update after the Teralba to Nowhere & back Ride for Movember !!!

:laugh: :laugh: you look like a viking eagle…..not a bull :laugh: :laugh:

now youve gone and got this song in my head

Boonys just a viking
His six toes are covered with a shoe
He loves nothing better
Than to ride his bike right through a roo
A big crash, Boony is smashed
His wifes a nurse, His balls in her purse

Eagles his girl viking
His Kawasaki is his trusty steer
He won’t wear the silk stockings
Boony gave him for xmas last year
In the pines of nundle, you can hear them
Eagles horns blow, viking love show

Boony and Eagle ride their leisure
They have each other for their pleasure

Boonys solo on his Narny
He and Eagle had a tiff today
Whos moustache is better
Vikings shouldn’t mix their mo’s and play

Those vikings love to fight and play
Fighting berserk warriors hey hey!
Those vikings love to fight and play
Fighting berserk warriors hey hey!
Those vikings love to fight and play
Fighting berserk warriors hey hey!

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

[glennMember]

I wish I had half your wit,, then i could be legally classed as brain dead :laugh:

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