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January 6, 2009 at 1:11 pm #117077
Night Moles!
Let me know about that thing we spoke about Champo, no rush but dont tell anybody its a surprise
TB
January 6, 2009 at 1:12 pm #117078PS Mick, thats a well jacked thread !! :laugh:
January 6, 2009 at 1:21 pm #117079
Anonymousokie dokie
this fred was fookd from the start. good fun though
night night
January 6, 2009 at 1:23 pm #117073Moto wrote:
Quote:I’m over it. there will be no more bitching from me towards TB from now on.Now what do I have to do to change this…..
I know….Nothing you two can’t help yourselves:laugh:
January 6, 2009 at 8:14 pm #117081Hows that?? 16 posts about sweet F.A!!!
I knew you guys couldn’t help yourselves…LOLAnyhow, here is what happened.
Yesterday, I got wind off one of my clients, that he and a few other Real estate agents from around the place who have all of a sudden gotten into dirtbikes, where going for a ride and I would be welcome to join them for an after work spin around Bago.
The deal was to meet them behind Timbertown at 6pm, as it turns out the reason we were to meet there, was because they where on Motocrossers, as in YZFs and that is where you go if you are trailing an unregoed bike to Bago.
They proceeded to kit up and I asked them where they were going and their response was”Dunno, do you want to lead us somewhere?”
Okey Dokey I thought,saves being in their dust.
The first bit of single trail I lead them on was piss easy but I had to wait for freaking ages for all of them bar one guy. All of a sudden it dawned on me that they had all the gear but no idea!!!
So I quickly recalculated a loop very similar to the one I take Connor on his KX85, up on to Bago and down through Huntington and back to Wauchope, about 30km all up and relatively easy on a MXer.
By the time we eventually got to the top of Bago after all the delays we had on the way the light was starting to fade a bit, so I thought a quick blast up the She Oak trail and back via the Red Clay hill and Milligans road would get us back to Timbertown before dark.
When I got to the top of the She Oak trail two of the boys weren’t far behind me so we stopped at the top and waited for the other two. Hmmmmm dead silence from down the trail.
Then after a little while I hear a YZ fire up and it was getting the shit revved out of it, Hmmmmmmm I thought again, sounds like someone needs some help down there, so I fires up the XR and cruise back down to see what the problem was.
Well there is a bit of a rock that you have to get up, not a big rock by any means, it wouldn’t even give an 85 trouble. Ol mate had gotten the front wheel up onto it and was off the bike revving the piss out of it trying to get the back wheel over it and hadn’t he dug a fine trench trying,he had single handedly turned what was an easy obsticle into a bastard for future rides up that trail.
He was red faced,sweating and puffing and swearing about what a heap of shit the bike was blah blah.
I got the bike off him and got it out of its predicament quite easily, by then the daylight was fading very quickly, so we had to make a mad dash via the fire trails back to the cars as I told Lessa I would be back 7.30 – 8pm and it was already 8 pm and we were still in the bush
with some of us on bikes with no lights.
Anyhow to cut a long story short we got back to the vehicles in the dark and cut our engines,when all of a sudden one of the guys starts going off his Head, FAAAAAARK, FAAAAAAARK I CANT WIN A FAAAAAAARKING TRICK, he kept yelling.
Settle down champ, what’s the matter?? He looks at me and says “can you see something different” while pointing at his car. Then it dawned on me, there was nothing sitting where his brand new trailer was when we left.
Some dirty rotten Bastard had pinched his trailer!!!
The other trailer they had on the other vehicle was left unmolested as it was padlocked to the car, so there you go, a lesson learnt, nothing is sacred even here, in good ol Wauchope. I am darn sure I will be padlocking my trailer to the car from now on!!
And to the pricks that stole the trailer, I hope some bad Karma is coming your way, you dirty rotten bastards.January 6, 2009 at 9:32 pm #117087
AnonymousDirty rotten bastards!
January 6, 2009 at 10:19 pm #117092Dirty Rotten FAAAARKEN Bastards
can we help in any way Mick
January 6, 2009 at 10:19 pm #117093Well the plot thickens!!! AS it turns out some mountain bike riders that know the guy that owns the trailer (one who happens to be my boss), disconnected the trailer and hid it nearby as a joke.In the daylight it would have been easily seen where they put it.
The trouble is, that it was after dark when we got back so the boys didn’t see the trailer and gave it up as stolen. The truth has come out this morning and they went to get the trailer from where they hid it and guess what??? It wasn’t there.It has been really stolen now…..it appears !!! So at the moment shit is hitting the fan!!!
A case of when a joke goes really wrong. Unless the guy who owns the trailer actually did find it after I left and he has now turned the joke around on the MTB boys, only time will tell.
They are still dirty rotten bastards..hahahhaJanuary 6, 2009 at 10:41 pm #117104
AnonymousShit! How bad would you feel for getting some dudes trailer knicked! I hope he forks out for a new one. If he’s your boss Mick he must be getting and astronomical salary like you so a hew wouldn’t notice the cost of a new trailer out of a couple of hours earnings
January 6, 2009 at 10:47 pm #117112Moto wrote:
Quote:Shit! How bad would you feel for getting some dudes trailer knicked! I hope he forks out for a new one. If he’s your boss Mick he must be getting and astronomical salary like you so a hew wouldn’t notice the cost of a new trailer out of a couple of hours earningsIt was my boss’ mate who owns the local sports store here that did it.
When I got to work this morning my boss asked did we find the trailer and I asked how he knew and he spilt the beans to me and when I said we hadn’t found the trailer we went out the bush to get it only to find it gone.
I am glad I am only on the sideline watching this shit fight unfold. Ha hahahahaJanuary 6, 2009 at 11:17 pm #117114
AnonymousLet us know how it pans out. If it was me and I had found it I would have go the guy back for it!
January 6, 2009 at 11:26 pm #117116Moto wrote:
Quote:Let us know how it pans out. If it was me and I had found it I would have go the guy back for it!I think I can smell a rat but the guy who owns the trailer is keeping the story going that he didn’t find the trailer and is keeping a straight face. He might be a good liar, bearing in mind he is a Real Estate agent!!
January 6, 2009 at 11:31 pm #117117
AnonymousOh yeah, forgot about that. Definately wouldn’t trust a word he says then :laugh:
January 6, 2009 at 11:40 pm #117118The moral to the story is if he had a registered bike the trailer prolly would’nt of been parked in the bush in the first place.
January 6, 2009 at 11:44 pm #117122
AnonymousI thought the moral of the story was not to trust real estate agents? :p
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