Favorite quote.

[Dwayne OMember]

tryhard wrote:

for when the ridding gets tough or difficult

” we wouldn’t be men if we didnt”

When I doing somethng extra stupid on the bike I quote this to myself

“you got to be tough if ya gunna be dumb” :pinch:

:laugh: Nice one Joe, but that first one is GavB`s quote thru & thru
He likes to throw that one at you when you face a deep creek or real rocky climb on a ride, usually late in the day too :whistle:

[JoeMember]

EAGLE`02 wrote:

tryhard wrote:

for when the ridding gets tough or difficult

” we wouldn’t be men if we didnt”

When I doing somethng extra stupid on the bike I quote this to myself

“you got to be tough if ya gunna be dumb” :pinch:

:laugh: Nice one Joe, but that first one is GavB`s quote thru & thru
He likes to throw that one at you when you face a deep creek or real rocky climb on a ride, usually late in the day too :whistle:

It said favorite quote and yes thats Gav B quote. Know it will be great when that quote comes out :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo:

[drewMember]

Keam: ” with Ezra my little bloke singing braaaap, braaaaaaap ,braaap. Mum doesn’t stand a chance.”

:woohoo:

[ianMember]

mine sounds a little to official for a rouseabout like myself but its worked pretty good for me over the years
“access the situation and act accordingly”

it works pretty good in any situation

[Chris NicholsonMember]

I have no trouble sharing but when people ask I have been known to say ” there is more than you are welcome to “

[SteveMember]

If it smells like shit,
It probably is.

[SteveMember]

Its not that im an idiot.
Im just unlucky when it comes to thinking before speaking.

[Kent DuncanMember]

Heard a good one the other day.
Hungry?
“I could eat the back wheel off a menstrual cycle”…

Another torque/ grunt one,
“Wouldn’t pull a sick kid off a hooker’s tit”

[drewMember]

A ford forums member’s sig.

“If you are not prepared to be part of the solution you forfeit your right to criticise “

[Robert NashMember]

XY-transit, that is gold, so many times I could have used that when things have gone pear shaped.

Useless as tits on a shovel – old work mate

worthless as two knobs of goat shit – same old work mate

old enough to know better, young enough to get away with it – me

Houston, we have a problem – couple of spacemen

Don’t come to me with a problem, come with 5 solutions. – cannot remember

Don’t piss into the wind, OR shit and fall back in it – my old man

[Mick DMember]

When someone farts.

“An empty house is better than a bad tenant”… My Grandfather.

Talking about female parts,

“It will stretch a yard before it will tear an inch.”… A girl I knew, years ago.

[Eric SmithMember]

“You can’t pull out more cock than you’ve got!” – My dad

“An ounce of momentum is worth a pound of traction any day!” – forget, but it’s true!

[Barry PikeMember]

“What the f**k was that!? – Mayor of Hiroshima….

[Damien BonoraMember]

“Uglier than a hat full of arseholes” – Work colleague

Girl in the pub with loose morals……
“She has had more pricks than a second hand dart board”

Car for sale with lots of dents ……
” its had more hits than Elvis” – Work colleague

[Mick DMember]

Trailraider wrote:

Girl in the pub with loose morals……
“She has had more pricks than a second hand dart board”

Reminds me of another, about loose morals.

“She has had enough stones between her legs, to gravel the road from here to Sydney”

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