Favorite quote.

[drewMember]

If she had as many pricks poking out of her as has been poked in her shed look like an echidna

Or mine for my bros ex, rotory ho…… Every time she turned around she found another root……..

Both apply to her?

Never hold in a fart, it’ll travel up ya spinal cord into ya head… That’ll give ya nothin but crappy ideas.

[Peter HornMember]

“young enough to bleed, young enough to breed”…. Bikie work colleague

[Damien BonoraMember]

Another work colleague ,electrician when i was an apprentice……

“You can’t educate an idiot” – so far I have found this to hold true :whistle:

[Chris NicholsonMember]

I have been saying it for years….”Every ride is an adventure”

[SteveMember]

Old golfer told me this one.
You could root your boot boy, “asked why”
Cause there is a c#&t in them

[Robert NashMember]

Never argue with idiots, you’ll only educate em- My Dad, RIP

head like a smashed crab – everyone

couldn’t drive a greasy stick up a dogs arse – mates comment on new Australians driving capabilities

If it has Tits, Tracks or Tyres, it’s bound to give you trouble – any plant mechanic

Couldn’t find a root in a ginseng factory – mates cryptic spin on one from earlier

[Ian KersleyMember]

ugly as a trotadonian trotting duck . a mate

been around since JC played fullback . ???

shovelling shit with a short handle shovel. old bloke a the shop years ago

obstructing view
is your father a glass maker

[drewMember]

Morals of an ally cat on heat…… My folks.

As handy as tits on a bull..

I’m always in the poo, just the depth and stench vairy.. :pinch:

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