Funny, cant stop laughing

[GregMember]

I have a mate and you could say he is not mechanically inclined ha ha

Now I have done some work on his bike, you could say I do the work on his bikes, recently he has taken to keeping his new bike very very clean, overly so for a dirt bike. Now those who saw it at the Christmas party would say it looks pretty flash.

Last time we washed his bike at my place he said how do you keep the disc’s polished and shinny, I tongue in cheek said WD 40 the disc! :woohoo:

So today he turns up at home to have new blinkers fitted and said I have no front brake, I look at the disc and there is a black liquid dripping of the disc, and when rubbing my finger across the disc its all slippery, I said “whats this on the disc?” he replies proudly “WD 40”

See Mick I can be trusted !!!

He asked I don’t name him, but you can!

TB

[Dwayne OMember]

Christ, :blush:
I think I might know who you are talkin about. That`s some funny shit man,,,,,,,,,,,
Poor Bastard, makes an honest mistake & we are gonna hammer him :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo:

Cheers C*#P

[DeanMember]

This wouldnt be the same bloke who decided to take advantage of the pissing down rain and nuded up:laugh: in the middle of the campsite,luky there was no chicks around, he is pretty biff:laugh:

onya mate

ollie

[PaulMember]

So,,,,, is his front disk nice and shiny now or what?

Does WD40 soak into the pads and do bad things forever??

[GregMember]

Yes pads are rooted, lucky same part # as xr

[PaulMember]

WikdBeemer wrote:

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So,,,,, is his front disk nice and shiny now or what?

The new plastics on my bike make the brakes look very old now.

[Paul SouthwellMember]

Yes im lucky i was watchin you do my tyre or i could of been ridin backwards all of the time:blush:

[GPMember]

Interesting read: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wd40

[ChrisMember]

OMG he should know that you only use silicone spray when polishing your discs.:laugh: :angry:

Cheers
Chris.

[shaneMember]

The ride up would have been “interesting”

[Mick DMember]

You have to be careful what you say to some people. We had an apprentice that was fitting a ROPS to a brand new backhoe and the bolts securing the ROPS to the deck wouldn’t line up. So, as a joke we told him to cut the heads off the bolts and araldite them over the holes.
The stupid bastard did it and a week later the customer was back at the work shop not being very happy as he soon discovered what the dickhead had done, going up a steep bank the whole ROPS flipped up backwards!!

[Anonymous]

This may explain why the brakes on the KLR are so crap. The bloke that we bought it off had it dripping with WD40. I’ve put metho on the discs to clean them up but to no avail, the brakes still suck bat. New set of pads after Xmas may solve the problem.

[how hard am iMember]

all right it was me chop chop, its true i know stuff all about bikes, but when nigel said they will rust right up put wd on them, well we know the story no brakes, who’s a dickhead me, don’t worry i gave myself 45 uppercuts, told myself to wake up, smacked my arse ect, anyway good for a laugh, my brother used to do this stuff to me all the time he’s probably like most of u blokes pretty cluey, should have learned, ill have to post past knuckelhead stories to keep u happy,

merry xmas enjoy your families, keep safe, great new year

chops:ohmy:

[GregMember]

You are a good man chop and I am sorry for the stitch up, wasnt meant, enjoy the pee wee, give me a ring in the morning and tell me how she reacted!

Merry Christmas Mate

[Anonymous]

Oh Chop you are a classic man :p We all make some silly mistakes at some point or other. The good thing is that you learn from them. I’m sure you won’t do it again.

TB bought an Honda years ago and still hasn’t learnt the error of his ways :laugh:

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