Good for a knowing smirk

[Bruce CurtisMember]

reading the latest issue of ADB there is an article on the Dalby Moto Northstar trailride, the author is lent a bike by Dalby Moto to do the ride, apparently the country is very rocky and at one stage he is just riding along minding his own business and bang he smacks the ground for no apparent reason!!!…
Now my questions to all you intelligent discerning elderly Bovines on this matter is:

What Colour is it most likely to be?

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Therefore what brand of bike was he riding for this to occur?

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How could he prevent this from reoccuring?

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Still displaying a shit-eating grin to myself
BC

[Anonymous]

Bet the shitbox had PDS did it bluey

[Anonymous]

be careful bluey they the KTM sheep will be screaming you always pick on us you dont know shit about suspension (insert crying noise)

[Eric SmithMember]

Mr Blue wrote:

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reading the latest issue of ADB there is an article on the Dalby Moto Northstar trailride, the author is lent a bike by Dalby Moto to do the ride, apparently the country is very rocky and at one stage he is just riding along minding his own business and bang he smacks the ground for no apparent reason!!!…
Now my questions to all you intelligent discerning elderly Bovines on this matter is:

What Colour is it most likely to be?

……………………………………………

Therefore what brand of bike was he riding for this to occur?

……………………………………………

How could he prevent this from reoccuring?

……………………………………………

Still displaying a shit-eating grin to myself
BC

Oh Blue, you keep coming up with subtle new ways of kicking those men who ride those machines don’t you?!

Was the machine a sort-of reddish yellow, or yellowish red?

I’d suggest to prevent this happening again he ride road bikes within city limits! :laugh:

[Bruce CurtisMember]

Got it in one Mr Rocket J Squirrel, But what can anyone say it must be the truth cause I saw it written in ADB :dry:

Incredibly got past the ADB censors too, cause it’s not like them to say anything disparaging about a current big $$$$ advertiser.

I take it you don’t ride a KTM Mr RJ Squirrel?

All correct Mr Ecks-Mon, 100% correctamondo… except I don’t need to Kick Them Much, they already have a machine with inbuilt function for that…

Bruce C

[Anonymous]

I have a 450 orange bike (as well as other brands in the shed) and owned other models of the orange night sweaters that is you wake up in the middle of the night in a cold sweat because of the rear end

[GregMember]

They will go ape Mr Blue, :ohmy: OMG :ohmy: I had DR D carry on like a 3 year old kid because I mentioned a Katos that had broken down in the safari, he accused me of everything bar genocide :laugh: , and since then has been all one eyed since just tread carefully mate they are passionate

Good luck mate

TB

[dennis da menaceMember]

Mr Blue wrote:

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Still displaying a shit-eating grin to myself
BC

mr blue… it was once written by the lord Kato,

“a man with a shit eating grin should go on eating shit, if thats what makes him gay and joyous”

[Bruce CurtisMember]

menace wrote:

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Mr Blue wrote:

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Still displaying a shit-eating grin to myself
BC

mr blue… it was once written by the lord Kato,

“a man with a shit eating grin should go on eating shit, if thats what makes him gay and joyous”

Now the (gAY)LORD KATOA, only wrote of things he was proficient in.

BTW Menace, you’ve been feeling the need for speed since ’71, yet still you bought a KTM????? I reckon if you get another brand in a smoker you’ll finally satisfy that need.

BC

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