Snowdog……
a ditty for ya…….
to the tune of Flipper,
Everyone loves the king of the sheep,
ever so kind and gentle is he,
tricks he will do around children are queer,
and the goats get scared when he’s near!
They call him Snowy, Snowy, slow as a wet week,
no-one you see, is more Gumby than he,
and we know Snowy, thinks he is Bear Grills,
sleeping in camels and drinking his pee!
Look at the sky when rainclouds appear,
you can be sure, that Snowy is near,
call him by name or tickle his sack,
he’ll give you a ride on his back!
We know our Snowy, Snowy, knows every excuse,
no-one can be, much slower than he,
and we know Snowy, lives in a world full of wonder,
how will he ever catch up to Boony!
Many a night, while going down on the sheep,
the lambs make beds, so Snowy can sleep,
happy and gay when he comes along,
they all start baa’ing this song!
They call him Snowy, Snowy, the dirty rooter,
uses his dick, to plug all the dykes,
and we know Snowy, lives in a world full of wonder,
of how he will ever get a real bike!
happy birthday you old livestock violating freak! :laugh: :laugh:
