Heard a funny story made me think whats a dumb thing you have done

[Mick DMember]

Mate,everyone has their own stories, the difference with me is, I am willing to admit it when I fxxck up.

[GregMember]

Mate 100% I cant really remember any worth talking about yet but will give it some thought and am the first to own up to my stupidity :laugh: Its just that mine dont seem as funny as yours, I do stupid shit like leave my brake claiper bolts loose and almost kill myself :blink:

You have to admit but reading through that list you have put up it doesnt portray a smart man :laugh:

TB

[Mick DMember]

Trailboss wrote:

You have to admit but reading through that list you have put up it doesnt portray a smart man :laugh:

TB

Not so much a portrait of a dumb man, more like I was a dumb kid that was willing to give most things a go. The lessons learnt as a kid helped mould who I am today. :laugh:

[peteMember]

micknmeld wrote:

Mate,everyone has their own stories, the difference with me is, I am willing to admit it when I fxxck up.

I’m keeping my mouth shut. :laugh:

[Mick DMember]

pete the wulf wrote:

micknmeld wrote:

Mate,everyone has their own stories, the difference with me is, I am willing to admit it when I fxxck up.

I’m keeping my mouth shut. :laugh:

Nah Pete, you can share with us. We wont tell anyone.

[GregMember]

I grew up on a peach farm so of course we had tractors etc all the farm stuff as such. The packing shed had a drive through door system that sloped away on the exit. If you came around the blind corner hard enough on your MR50 you could after screaming through the shed get some air when exiting said shed. Now of course I was repeatly told not to do ride through the shed. One afternoon I came around the corner full tilt and ran straight into the back of the tractors 3 point linkages :huh:

Is that funny well no, now for me the funny part is I did it again 2 months later and staright into the same tractor in the same spot on my RM60!!

Dad put a new barbed wire fence across a track used, he told me about it and actually took me down and showed me the new fence. Two evenings later I ran straight into it and got 8 stitches! That fence actually got me twice but thats another story :blush:

Mick I retract my comment before, it seems when I sit and remember I to was a slow learner :laugh:

TB

[peteMember]

Sticky cat is a game that my cousin and I used to play, if you hide and wait for your cousin to walk past and lob the cat at his back the cat would latch on until it heard a horrible scream which followed instantly. :laugh:
Apparently mum doesn’t like sticky cat.

[Mick DMember]

Pete we used to play the same game only we called it velcro cat. That is how I know not to catch a flying cat.

[Nick JacksonMember]

pete the wulf wrote:

Sticky cat is a game that my cousin and I used to play, if you hide and wait for your cousin to walk past and lob the cat at his back the cat would latch on until it heard a horrible scream which followed instantly. :laugh:
Apparently mum doesn’t like sticky cat.

That’s gold Pete :laugh: :laugh:

I’m going to play sticky cat next time I see one !!
And if anyone sees I’ll put my floatys on my legs ‘ again ‘and run across the nearest pool :whistle: :blush:

[ianMember]

my brother had a honda cx 500 he also had a girlfreind that used to take his time so i used to wait till mum and dad went to sleep and i would push the bike up the driveway and take it in to maitland and see the mates on it, until i run into the local publicans daughter one night and then her working behind the bar commented to my dad that she had seen me on a motorbike, hence the next time i waited till mum and dad went to sleep dad busted me putting fuel in it and would kick my ass if he ever seen me doin it again but the funniest thing about it 12 years later on the night before i got married me ,dad and my brother were having a few beers at home reminising about old times and i said to him “what about when i used to take your bike out for a spin when you werent home…………” the look on his face was priceless . Dad had never told him

[Mick DMember]

Funny you should mention that Husky, I found out years later that my younger brother was doing the same with my RD250LC. :laugh:

[dennis da menaceMember]

Trailboss wrote:

Mate 100% I cant really remember any worth talking about yet but will give it some thought and am the first to own up to my stupidity :laugh:
TB

someone wanna move this post to the jokes section :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

and again i say :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

[Dwayne OMember]

When I was a pubescent fledgling , I was a cheeky bastard to my mother one day (well one day out of a few hundred that comes to mind anyway) :whistle:
She threatened me with the good old “Wooden Spoon”, to which I replied “Go on, I dare ya”,,,,
Then I took off round & round the dividing wall between the Loungeroom & Dining Room with her in chase mode swinging like a mad hatter :laugh:

Being a quick little bugger back then, I escaped her final swing & then got away,,, Only to hear her blowing a gasket and yelling “You little bastard, now you are gonna cop it from your father when he gets home” , I felt pretty safe and that it was an idle threat until,,,,,

I snuck back out for a look for the spoon & found it hanging out of the Loungeroom wall, it had gone in handle first, straight thu the Gyprock :unsure:

Yes, I did cop the spoon when the Old Man got home from work , and some :huh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

The good old days hey ???????????

[Mick DMember]

Yep Eagle, plenty of those things I mentioned in my list got me a taste of the good old electric jug cord. Talk about sting!! :blink:

[Dwayne OMember]

:huh:
I had forgotten all about the Dreaded JUG CORD :pinch:
Christ they used to hurt ,,,,, :laugh:

Thanx for helping me relive those nightmares of pain Mick

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