Hells Angel tried to steal my bike!

[Anonymous]

Trailboss wrote:

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DanD wrote:

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I’m buying a Beemer if you get more pussy.

Karma for that! I laughed and laughed

TB

Your a good man TB.

[Anonymous]

boony wrote:

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DanD wrote:

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I’m buying a Beemer if you get more pussy.

are they cheaper if you buy 2

What the pussy or the Beemer – cheaper?

Pussy is always expensive why would you want more than one?

[glennMember]

DanD wrote:

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boony wrote:

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DanD wrote:

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I’m buying a Beemer if you get more pussy.

are they cheaper if you buy 2

What the pussy or the Beemer – cheaper?

Pussy is always expensive why would you want more than one?

The Beemer
no man alive can afford 2 pussies

[dennis da menaceMember]

or WANTS two beemers:P

[glennMember]

menace wrote:

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or WANTS two beemers:P

yep good point menace

[Anonymous]

So true Boony.

Pussy can cost you in so many ways other than money:(

Sorry for going off topic Wikdbeemer

[Anonymous]

menace wrote:
too right DanD, Sam eats yammies and spits them out.
(cue the “ting” of a spitoon”)

then flosses with a honda rider.

hes a good dog isnt he…..[/quote]

Always had my doubts about that dog, used to look at me all funny like.

Thankyou Menace now I know. He just didn’t like me cause I ride Jap.

[Anonymous]

menace wrote:

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or WANTS two beemers:P

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

[dennis da menaceMember]

i found this song…..the knives of bavaria.

in my quest for unbridled insane humour that only i understand…i changed it around a bit…..

I dreamed you were riding a train to Victoria
I dreamed that you sold your bike in Euphoria
Paws are for licking, Dusty’s eyes are to kill
only pussies ride, bikes from Bavaria

A plateful of oil, a tankful of fun
in a puddle on the floor under your beemer son
Send me a Kato, hear the chinese proverb
chopsticks suck, like bikes from Bavaria

Lalalalaa lala lalalala
Lala-lalalaa lala lalalala

Lalalalaa lala lalalala
Lala-lalalalaa lala lalalala

clean me and brush me, then ride me through pooh
then sell me real cheap, get a Kato for you
I’m orange, I’m orange; I’m orange, not blue
I love him, I love him; I love my kato I do

Lalalalaa meowwwwwww

menace

[glennMember]

menace wrote:

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i found this song…..the knives of bavaria.

in my quest for unbridled insane humour that only i understand…i changed it around a bit…..

I dreamed you were riding a train to Victoria
I dreamed that you sold your bike in Euphoria
Paws are for licking, Dusty’s eyes are to kill
only pussies ride, bikes from Bavaria

A plateful of oil, a tankful of fun
in a puddle on the floor under your beemer son
Send me a Kato, hear the chinese proverb
chopsticks suck, like bikes from Bavaria

Lalalalaa lala lalalala
Lala-lalalaa lala lalalala

Lalalalaa lala lalalala
Lala-lalalalaa lala lalalala

clean me and brush me, then ride me through pooh
then sell me real cheap, get a Kato for you
I’m orange, I’m orange; I’m orange, not blue
I love him, I love him; I love my kato I do

Lalalalaa meowwwwwww

menace

HUH :huh: :huh: :huh: :huh:

[dennis da menaceMember]

boony wrote:

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menace wrote:

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i found this song…..the knives of bavaria.

in my quest for unbridled insane humour that only i understand…i changed it around a bit…..

I dreamed you were riding a train to Victoria
I dreamed that you sold your bike in Euphoria
Paws are for licking, Dusty’s eyes are to kill
only pussies ride, bikes from Bavaria

A plateful of oil, a tankful of fun
in a puddle on the floor under your beemer son
Send me a Kato, hear the chinese proverb
chopsticks suck, like bikes from Bavaria

Lalalalaa lala lalalala
Lala-lalalaa lala lalalala

Lalalalaa lala lalalala
Lala-lalalalaa lala lalalala

clean me and brush me, then ride me through pooh
then sell me real cheap, get a Kato for you
I’m orange, I’m orange; I’m orange, not blue
I love him, I love him; I love my kato I do

Lalalalaa meowwwwwww

menace

HUH :huh: :huh: :huh: :huh:

stick around boony, soon you’ll never understand me!!!!

i dont:P

[glennMember]

no offence but I think Im already there

[dennis da menaceMember]

boony wrote:

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no offence but I think Im already there

“great, we’ll get along just fine then boony”:kiss:

“wont we menace”?

“yes menace, im in that belief too champ”.

“hey menace, do you think he can be converted”?

“no my good friend menace, hes too far gone”!!!

“at least he drinks scotch, hey menace”.

“yes thats a big tick here, sir menace”….

“i like the way you think menace”

“if only the rest thought like us, it would be grand,hey menace”

…”stop talking menace, im trying to type”!

“well soooory, oh great sir menace, sooooory”

“you are the menace, menace”!!!!

“no menace, you are”!

“you are”……

“you are”…..”d!&khead”

“your are”….

“sorry…nice pussy cat wikdbeemer”…..

“oh yeah, hello kitty cat…scratch the beemer, go on”

[glennMember]

menace wrote:

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boony wrote:

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no offence but I think Im already there

great, we’ll get along just fine then:kiss:[/quot
Sweeet

[dennis da menaceMember]

menace, you idiot, he’d already read it while you were editing..

i told you to stop talking while i was typing menace. . . . .

sh!t

shut UP!!!!!

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