im new and shiny….

[dennis da menaceMember]

gooday tigers.
my name is dennis. im commonly refered to as ‘menace’, for reasons unbeknowned to myself. im a 37yo, fat, balding bloke who’s fortunately married to a top chick called sam. we have a 12yo 4-legged furchild named Tonka,who’s not tuff and still thinks he’s a pup. im an electrician by trade. my 3 favourite smells are hot mud, 2 stroke and johnny walker. not always in that order.
i was lucky enough to find a spankin new kato 300 under the xmas tree the other week. electric leg and all. i would have loved to see the fat man get that down the chimney!
ha!
ive been roosting around for 10 years or so now, mainly around south/west gippsland, (glenmaggie region, for any locals) which is in victoria if your from the rest of the world. if your ever around there and you see bark scraped off a tree, ive probably kissed it. i have a habit of getting too close to nature! i dunno why the greenies hug trees, ive always found it to be a one sided love. everytime ive been intimate with one they have never called or come to see me in hospital. maybe im being to forceful in my aproach??! i try to ‘leaf’ them alone these days.
now for todays history lesson…..
i bought my first bike for a slab in ’98. it was an ’88 TT250. it was a gutlessly good bike but i/we werent too good keeping up with my mate on his new ktm250 2 smoker… it was a steep smokey blue learning curve for me and the yama-lounge chair. then i came across a TT350 (woo.. big bore)that a farmer used to round his bulls up with. it was immac. that was in ’99, it was a ’91 model and it had only 1920km on the clock. whats that a year,you do the math, i am shit at it!
the old girl did me well till i detroyed her and myself trying to be the bush version of seth enslow. i couldnt understand why my bones healed while the TT sat in a mangled pile on the garage floor and didnt repair itself. 12 months of rehab meant no more roosting for a while.
a couple a years passed and i came across an ’89 kdx200. my eyes suddenly opened and i saw the screaming white light that is ‘the 2 stroke’. i was hooked. i revved that thing into the next dimension for years. it loved it. i sold it to a kid up the road for more than i paid and its still goin today.
i had a small relapse for a year when i bought a VOR400. what a missile that was. good bike but i was scared sh*tless that id bust it and be stuck with an expensive italian pot plant holder.
now im back from the dark and ive got the kato. what a machine. there is only three words for the 300,… F**K ME SIDEWAYS!!!
so now ive got this shiny new bike and no one to ride with. all the boys are either fat, old, lazy, married, have tackers or all of the above.
my lovely wifey rides too, shes got a DT175 that she putts around on. shes always up for a ride but she cant understand that the 300 cant go that slow and therefore calls me various names.
so im on the hunt for clubs to join to ride with. pity you lot are in NSW. i think you need to start the ‘mexican chapter’ down here for us simple folk.

well enough dribble from me, ive got a bike to polish… and dishes to do…d’oh.

…..yes dear,

cheers, dennis.

[Mick DMember]

Hey Chris I think we just found our stubbie holder winner for the best intro for this month already!!
Anyhow welcome Dennis,check your PM’s that is the little green flashing thingy ma jig on the left side of your screen. My brother has just moved to Melbourne and is in the same boat as you,no one to ride with.
I will hook you up with him and you guys can go ride and play mr Pumpkin head together as he is also ORANGE to the core.
Cheers
Mick

[GregMember]

Dennis the Menace lol, I love it. Yes what an awesome intro, if its not the winner for the intro competition you will have been unlucky to be beaten. :huh:
Yes we need to get things going in Vic, these things take time but hey we are only 8 months old. A 37yo, fat, balding bloke ha ha your the same as most of us! :laugh:
How did you find us mate?

Welcome mate

TB

[Anonymous]

Agreed, gets my vote for the intro stubbie holder, I can’t see anyone topping that, very funny! Welcome to site Dennis, reading your post I was thinking about Ant (Mick’s brother) all the way along. Looks like Mick is on the case and you guys can get out for a ride and help spread the Old Bull word down in Vic.

You’ll fit in well here with your sort of attitude :laugh:

[dennis da menaceMember]

well thanks guys. youve made me feel all warm and fuzzy inside:P

wots this ‘stubby holder’ yous are on about. i would have talked it up if id have known.. she-it g.

mick, id be stoked to ride with your bro. ive PM’ed ya. look forward to it.

and trailboss.. if thats your real name (cue evil laugh), if i can do anything at all to help, :unsure: not sure how but ill give it a crack, from down here let me know. yous all sound like my species of larrakin. ha
oh and i think i found the website while trawling the web, d’uh somewhere between beastiality and bike clubs…ha ha!

oh and what is this karma thing lurking up there on the right. when it gets to 100 do i get a free cameleon?:woohoo: or is it like an evil device to keep us in line?:evil:
spooky.

im freakin out, i gotta go.
menace.

[GregMember]

:ohmy: its like he has been here for ever ! :laugh:

free stubbie holder for the best intro during January

TB ( not so evil laugh )

[DeanMember]

yeah welcome mate,you Vicco’s have some awsome riding down there and even the right idea when it comes to rego,(come on NSW :angry: ) Gili comes from your part of the woods but he is probably on his way back up to sydney now,so he can finish off my bashplate:laugh:

cheers mate and welcome again

[dennis da menaceMember]

d’uh i just readed that….. sorry massa.

menace, you bambling fool…..

[Anonymous]

menace wrote:

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well thanks guys. youve made me feel all warm and fuzzy inside:P
That’s the aim

wots this ‘stubby holder’ yous are on about. i would have talked it up if id have known.. she-it g.
We are offering some of the site goodies for the best newbie intro, since yours was so funny TB will send you out an Old Bull stubbie holder for your efforts

mick, id be stoked to ride with your bro. ive PM’ed ya. look forward to it.

and trailboss.. if thats your real name (cue evil laugh), if i can do anything at all to help, :unsure: not sure how but ill give it a crack, from down here let me know. yous all sound like my species of larrakin. ha
oh and i think i found the website while trawling the web, d’uh somewhere between beastiality and bike clubs…ha ha!
When you boys get out riding you can mention the Old Bull site and help get the Vic chapter a bit stronger

oh and what is this karma thing lurking up there on the right. when it gets to 100 do i get a free cameleon?:woohoo: or is it like an evil device to keep us in line?:evil:
spooky.
Karma is awarded to peopel as when you see fit, good or bad karma can be given. It’s up to you how you give it. It adds another dimension to the site. I’ll give you karma for your intro and for being a funny (read crazy) bloke
im freakin out, i gotta go.
Laterz….
menace.

[GregMember]

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wots this ‘stubby holder’ yous are on about. i would have talked it up if id have known.. she-it g.
We are offering some of the site goodies for the best newbie intro, since yours was so funny TB will send you out an Old Bull stubbie holder for your efforts

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Steady there Moto, its for the month, and its only early, but bloody hell it will take some beating! :woohoo: :woohoo:

TB

[Anonymous]

Oh yeah, I’m having some issues at the minute and keep thinking we are towards the end of the month :huh: TB will send you a stubbie holder if at the end of the month you still have the best intro. I think my into I did a week or so ago was pretty good though…

[Anonymous]

Welcome to OBT Menace.
I would usally try and start a silly colour war, with you being an Orange rider and all. But since it’s a new year and I’m a lover not a fighter I will leave you alone. Congratulations on the big orange Christmas present that the fat man left you. I am sure it will give you a few minutes, I mean a lot of years of fun.

Welcome my brother.

[dennis da menaceMember]

thanks DanD.

im not a man of anger but a humble god fearing soldier.
i believe in the good book the deciple Kato says…

“fear not my brother, dont hide, crouched like the lotus, behind your blue wall of angst, wondering why it wont start. for the lord shall shine to you the great orange light and you will be humbled so, and fall to your knee and embrace the grunt of the orange and scream haleujah….
Kato 3:16.

but seriously mate, lovely part of the world your in up there. i remember being there as a kid and catchin a boatfull of BLUE swimmer crabs. one of those bastards almost took me toe off!! wicked eating but.
better run, i think ive tormented enough here.

cheers pal, menace.

[Anonymous]

You’re a sick and twisted puppy. I like it!

[aaron childsMember]

I WELCOME all victorians ,used to live just over the border in Mt gambier sa, Scince you have done such a good job on the intro and Dan D seems to have somekind of new years resolution going:huh: , Ill get the coloues back on track!

K T M …… Keep Taking Money,

the big red bloke must have quite a sack of cash for next years repairs:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Dont run lean power on with GREEN:lol: :silly:

Welcome again champ!

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