im new and shiny….

[dennis da menaceMember]

well aarochild, ho ho ho…

i found this in “Den’s big book of words for the people”….

Kwanka, (pron. Kwank-ahh), NOUN, Australian Slang: Vulgar.
1. person who pilots a kawasaki.
2. A detestable person.
3. syn: tosser, Cf. sense evolution of jerk (n.).
A word that is usually associated with abuse being yelled at any given kawasaki rider while passing them when they have stopped/broken down in any given procarious position on the track. it is usually followed by saluting the ‘kwanka’ with a raised middle finger and mumbling of obsenities.

…good book that….well worth the read….

mate i luv all fellow aussies,
but didnt you know that victorians built the grampians to keep the crow eaters out and stop them touching OUR cousins.

ya might have got close but ya never made it to heaven. ha ha

gotta go, my belly hurts.

cheers mate.

menace.

[img size=640]http://www.obtrailriders.com/media/kunena/attachments/legacy/images/blores_hill_pics__3_.JPG[/img]
heres me on ‘the worthog’ before i saw the great orange light that is KTM…

[DAVE PURDOMMember]

hey menace …nice to meet you..from the land of the long blue smokey cloud …thats when im riding the
2 smoke… or land of the long white wheelstanding powerslide when im on the 426 :laugh:

[aaron childsMember]

Hey tbs we have a true menace on our hands!
How can i compete with that? sounds like a interesting read too bad the ‘misprinted’ the kwaka part lol they must have confused the reviews:P
Great ride the gramps ,jumped the fence and dodged lots of vics along the way, more than once.:S
Will definatly pm ya the next time im traveling your way.

[Mick DMember]

Hey menace,
My brother just called to say he has left a message on your phone as he is bustin for a ride.
The ball is in your court now.Here’s hoping you guys can get something organised.
Cheers
Mick

[Anonymous]

Is Gili back yet? He might still be down there with gis girlfriend too. I know him and Ollie have a ridiculous amount of holiday!

[Nick AgainMember]

G’day Menace…Welcome to the site.. From a Qldrrr.I’d ask how’s tings..but bike for Xmas says it all. Enjoy.

[DavidMember]

Hi There my fellow orange mate, I tell you if it wasn’t for my nice nature of putting up with these losers on slow bikes (that are not orange of course), and the meeting of other orange converts like you, then I would not waste my time here, but I really feel sorry for them all, so I keep at it,
Mate that good book you refer to about the pure orange doctrine, sounds good, lets get it out there amongst these hethens, hang on they may not be able to read so lets just get them lots of pictures…

Welcome my orange friend, you will have a blast here on this site, hope to see you some day for a ride,
Cheers Dave

[Anonymous]

Ktmrat, I did promise myself that this year I would love everybody now matter what colour their bike is. And I will even convert to being an Orange rider, if you buy me one:)

[DavidMember]

DanD wrote:

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Ktmrat, I did promise myself that this year I would love everybody now matter what colour their bike is. And I will even convert to being an Orange rider, if you buy me one:)

I will put a deal to you Mate, you buy me a brand new blue one and if I cant kill it in 1000kms I will buy you a new orange one, ask Mick about my record with mechanical carnage:woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo:

[dennis da menaceMember]

no worries mick, i was out roosting in the 4-be all weekend. it was well wicked. i thought if i took the missus out 4wding this weekend, i’d have enough brownie points to defnately go ridin next weekend. hey, nudge nudge wink wink. for once im one step ahead of her.i’ll call ant tomorra. tell him not to fret.

cheers, menace.

[Anonymous]

Ktmrat wrote:

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DanD wrote:

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Ktmrat, I did promise myself that this year I would love everybody now matter what colour their bike is. And I will even convert to being an Orange rider, if you buy me one:)

I will put a deal to you Mate, you buy me a brand new blue one and if I cant kill it in 1000kms I will buy you a new orange one, ask Mick about my record with mechanical carnage:woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo:

Dave my good man. I thought once you went orange you didn’t go back. I am starting to warm to the orange bikes, given that you seem to get all the good gear on them out of the box rather than having to spend a shit load post purchase. I don’t think any new bikes are on the horizon for me though – not for at least the next 100 or so years. By the time I buy a new bike I will be able to enter the WR into vinduro. SO to get me on an orange bike your gunna have to buy it for me.

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