JAK is Special..today only.

[Mick DMember]

It appears our JAK is celebrating his 42nd year on this planet today.

Happy Birthday JAK

Cheers
Mick

[BillMember]

Have a great one Jak, hope to catch up with you on a ride soon.

Cheers
Bill.

[JohnMember]

Aw shucks guys,

Two cakes so far and of to see Mum so it should be three for the day. Must keep the calories up. :laugh:

[Adrian LeeMember]

Happy birthday bigfella i cant believe your only 42 :ohmy: I reckon your head has definately been here before :laugh: :laugh: hope you have a great day mate.

[dennis da menaceMember]

happy birthday you monster sized unit :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

some Acca Dacca for your bogan ears :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

The JAK….. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Inside he’s a Queen
But he’s the size of a King
Always wheelin’ and dealin’
And playing with his ………thing

We rode up to a mountain
JAK decided to try
His DRZ was wild
But this hill was high

But how was I to know
That he had been there before
Said he could conquer any obsticle
Even a vertical wall

A Batman garter on his left leg
Matching utility belt on his waist
He’d have a way to prove me wrong
If he rode it right

He is the JAK, he is the JAK
He is the JAK, he is the JAK
He is the JAK, he is the JAK
He’s got the jack, jack, jack, jack, jack, jack, jack
He’s is the JAK

Gob70 was his name
Pushing things was his nature
He’s had such a tormented life
Coz he is JAKs little brother

Gob pushed him fast
Gob pushed him hard
JAK just gulped and closed his eyes
And made it up at last!

But how was I to know that
Gob had been brainwashed before
”JAK told me he would beat me”
If I told our Mum
”He burnt my StarWars figurines”
”And wanted to hug all my mates”
Gob has been trained to push the big prick
Until he breaks his back

He is the JAK, he is the JAK
He is the JAK, he is the JAK
He is the JAK, he is the JAK
He’s got the jack, jack, jack, jack, jack, jack, jack
He’s is the JAK

He is the JAK, He is th JAK
Ooh, It was a bad deal, (JAK)
Think Gob is getting (JAK), hey
He is the (JAK), probably got the (JAK)
He is the (JAK), ooh can’t you tell
He is the JAK JAK JAK JAK JAK JAK JAK
(just like the Stig, but much slower)
The JAK!!!!!!

Aaaaaah!

Oooooh!

(Thank you, thank you, thank you people, thank you, thank you
I’m glad you like the show, yes, thank you very much folks.
Goodnight and God bless, now Gob, push me home!)

happy birthday

[JohnMember]

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: : :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

[ChrisMember]

Hope you had a great day JAK. Good on ya…

[Author]

Posts