
….BREAKING NEWS…..
Archiologists uncovered two crusty old fossils from their dig near Hill End today.
Dating back from the pigosaurus period, the specimens are said to be in very poor condition and almost impossible to recognise.
leading scientist, Dr M.Narse, spoke to us exclusively this morning from the dig site…..
“the only real way to tell the difference between these two species is to look at the backbone and the stomach areas of the fossils, as the bipedal dinosaur on the left is believed to be totally spineless and the larger, heavier, animal on the right is said to be truely gutless”.