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Mick, don’t fill the hole yet, it still has enough room for a few more Honda’s yet.I must have been following a Yamaha, its the only bike that could dig a rut like that,
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Maybe this bike is too heavy to race flat track. This hole was not here when I started my lap!
Anonymousmicknmeld wrote:
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After hours of digging, imagine Mick’s surprise when he unearthed a real life Dinosaur!!!
Don’t you mean:
After hours of digging, imagine the XR’s surprise when it unearthed a real life Dinosaur!!!
menace wrote:
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….BREAKING NEWS…..
Archiologists uncovered two crusty old fossils from their dig near Hill End today.
Dating back from the pigosaurus period, the specimens are said to be in very poor condition and almost impossible to recognise.leading scientist, Dr M.Narse, spoke to us exclusively this morning from the dig site…..
“the only real way to tell the difference between these two species is to look at the backbone and the stomach areas of the fossils, as the bipedal dinosaur on the left is believed to be totally spineless and the larger, heavier, animal on the right is said to be truely gutless”.:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Meanarse wine in my book, we can all give up early I reckon :laugh:Only kidding, but it is GOLD GOLD GOLD, nice work Spidy, one of your Best
Moto wrote:
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After hours of digging, imagine Mick’s surprise when he unearthed a real life Dinosaur!!!
Don’t you mean:
After hours of digging, imagine the XR’s surprise when it unearthed a real life Dinosaur!!!
Good one Moto :laugh: Still it will be struggling to beat Menaces effort.
menace wrote:
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….BREAKING NEWS…..
Archiologists uncovered two crusty old fossils from their dig near Hill End today.
Dating back from the pigosaurus period, the specimens are said to be in very poor condition and almost impossible to recognise.leading scientist, Dr M.Narse, spoke to us exclusively this morning from the dig site…..
“the only real way to tell the difference between these two species is to look at the backbone and the stomach areas of the fossils, as the bipedal dinosaur on the left is believed to be totally spineless and the larger, heavier, animal on the right is said to be truely gutless”.Protest
Sammy wrote this not meance,,he couldnt think of something that witty
Boony
“I dug a hole Dad”…..
“lucky no one was behind me, i didnt have my brake light on my helmet”!!! (mick doing his best Darryl Kerrigan impersonation)
THAT was Sammys line she asked me to put in for her last night Booonster, but i cant remember her password.
i actually did write that. it was a flash of my old self i must say. must have got the self medication just right for once :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Mick’s conversation with himself: Quick, think… What would TB do in a situation like this?
Out loud: “Orr Geez, my countershaft sprocket is loose and it threw the bike offline!!”
Yeah yeah, perfect! That’ll fool ’em! Brain, I could kiss you!
G’day! I’m Mick Irwin and welcome to Austalia’s Most Dangerous Creatures! Crikey, now what we have here is a rare species of crocodile and isn’t he a beauty! He has those beautiful red colours to try and attract a mate and scare off younger males. Unfortunately for him, I think the younger crocs have pretty much done for him. I’ll just sneak in here and try to tickle his belly, see if he will show you his underside…
“NOW, NOW, BE A NICE FIDDY & LET DADDY BACK ON,,,,, PRETTY PLEASE” :blush: :laugh:
Ok you blokes, one more time, and pay attention this time! We are trying to get her OUT of the hole, not further in!
Bloody Yamaha riders…
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