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February 6, 2011 at 9:53 am #99535
5 year old’s first job
Here’s a truly heartwarming story about the bond formed between a little
5-year-old girl and some construction workers that will make you believe
that we all can make a difference when we give a child the gift of our time.A young family moved into a house, next to a vacant lot. One day, a Construction crew turned up to start building a house on the empty lot.
The young family’s 5-year-old daughter naturally took an interest in all the
activity going on next door and spent much of each day observing the workers.Eventually the construction crew, all of them “gems-in-the-rough,” more or
less, adopted her as a kind of project mascot. They chatted with her, let
her sit with them while they had coffee and lunch breaks, and gave her little jobs to do here and there to make her feel important.At the end of the first week, they even presented her with a pay envelope
containing ten dollars. The little girl took this home to her mother who suggested that she take her ten dollars “pay” she’d received to the bank the next day to start a savings account.When the girl and her mom got to the bank, the teller was equally impressed
and asked the little girl how she had come by her very own pay check at such a young age. The little girl proudly replied, “I worked last week with a real construction crew building the new house next door to us.”“Oh my goodness gracious,” said the teller, “and will you be working on the
house again this week, too?”The little girl replied, “I will, if those assholes at Home Depot ever
deliver the fuckin’ sheet rock…”Kind of brings a tear to the eye – doesn’t it?
February 9, 2011 at 10:57 pm #195939I was shagging this hot shiela the other night and she says to me !! dont stick it up my arse!!! I had to explain to her that its was traditional for the one with the knife and wearing the ballacava to make them decisions.
Boony:whistle:
February 9, 2011 at 10:59 pm #196574Whats the difference between a 69er and a family reunion.
At a 69er you only have to look at one arsehole and kiss 1 c$nt.
:whistle: swear words????sorry
Boony
February 9, 2011 at 11:06 pm #196575A real woman really is man’s best friend. She will reassure him when he feels insecure & comfort him after a bad day. She will inspire him to do things he never thought he could do. She will enable him to express his deepest emotions & give into his most intimate
desires. She makes him feel confident & sexy, seductive & invincible….No… Wait…..wait, I’m thinking of beer, it’s fucking beer that does that! Sorry!
February 9, 2011 at 11:09 pm #196578A man with a black eye boards a plane & notices the man next to him has a shiner too.The first man says, “How did you get that?”Second man says,”Instead of asking the big breasted girl at the ticket counter for 2 tickets to Pittsburgh I asked for 2 pickets to tittsburgh”.First man says,”I got mine like that too!”I wanted to say to my wife”Pour me a bowl of frosties please” but I accidentally said “Youve ruined my life you fat bitch. “
February 9, 2011 at 11:11 pm #195940Not a joke but sort of funny, its a video of my daughter yesterday afternoon training to do a circus act, something to do with school.
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February 10, 2011 at 1:45 am #196581hey dickie, send it into funny hone vids. they’ll pay ya $500 just for showing it.
well they used to. dunno what the go will be this year.
February 10, 2011 at 12:11 pm #195941Little Johnny was walking home from school with his mum, telling her about his day…”Mummy, at playtime, I saw Daddy’s car go into the woods Aunty Jane was with him”..”Oh “,said Mum,” carry on”..”Then, me and Jack sneaked out and followed them and saw them kissing and..”..”Stop!” Said Mum,”Why don’t you save your story and tell us all tonight, so Daddy can hear too”. So at the table , little Johnny, told them..”I saw Daddy’s car go into the woods near school and me and Jack went into the woods. We saw daddy kissing Aunty Jane then they took their clothes off and did that thing what Mummy and Uncle Bob do when Daddy’s at work”.. Mum fainted..
The moral of this story is;
Women should always shut up,listen and let people finish before interrupting. -
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