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August 28, 2013 at 4:29 am #248775

Logan
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Top work Bol :laugh: :laugh:

That shower one is spot on :whistle:

September 5, 2013 at 11:22 am #248790

Steve
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The only way I could pull off an afternoon root where I live is to send the kids out on the balcony,with a couple o mars bars,to give a report on what neighbours are up to.

Got to work and hear. MR Blarblars car is getting towed,Ambos just went to no 34,
Theres a fire at no 18,There is naked girl running down the road.
Oh and the Jacksons are having a shag.
I Yelled to them.What makes you say that.
They said:there sons on the balcony eating a mars bar

September 5, 2013 at 12:32 pm #249329

Greg
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toes wrote:

The only way I could pull off an afternoon root where I live is to send the kids out on the balcony,with a couple o mars bars,to give a report on what neighbours are up to.

Got to work and hear. MR Blarblars car is getting towed,Ambos just went to no 34,
Theres a fire at no 18,There is naked girl running down the road.
Oh and the Jacksons are having a shag.
I Yelled to them.What makes you say that.
They said:there sons on the balcony eating a mars bar

Funny Toes and surprisingly clean for you :blink: :laugh:

TB

September 5, 2013 at 8:30 pm #249336

Nick Jackson
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My daughter just walked into the living room and said “Dad, cancel my allowance immediately, rent my room out, throw all my clothes out of the window, take my TV, and stereo, and iPhone, and iPod, and my laptop.
Please take all of my jewellery to the Salvation Army or Cash Converters.
Then sell my new car, take my front door key away from me and throw me out of the house.
Then disown me and never talk to me again.
And don’t forget to write me out of your will and leave my share to my brother.

Well, she didn’t put it quite like that… She actually said…

“Dad, this is my new boyfriend, Mohammed.”

September 5, 2013 at 8:54 pm #249338

Damien Bonora
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Thats a classic Nick

September 10, 2013 at 10:45 am #106816

Neil Johnson
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Craig Thompson.

The first ever Labor politician who CAN organize a root in a whore house.

September 10, 2013 at 11:53 am #249541

Dean
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:laugh:

MLC wrote:

Craig Thompson.

The first ever Labor politician who CAN organize a root in a whore house.

September 22, 2013 at 10:41 am #245922

Peter Horn
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Toes
absolutely on fire…. pi$$ed myself … wife thinks I’m mad!! ….situation normal there
😆

September 22, 2013 at 10:50 pm #106817

Neil Johnson
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Interstate truckie walks into a brothel and throws 500 bucks on the table.

“I want your ugliest, fattest woman and 2 burnt chops!”

The madam says “but sir, for that kind of money you could have our finest lady and a 3 course meal”.

He says “you misunderstood. I’m not horney, I’m homesick”

September 25, 2013 at 10:24 am #250036

Steve
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Saw a bumper sticker today.
Said: Im a vet there for I drive like an animal.

Suddenly realised how many gynaecologists there are on the road.

September 26, 2013 at 9:02 am #250161

Richard W
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toes wrote:

Saw a bumper sticker today.
Said: Im a vet there for I drive like an animal.

Suddenly realised how many gynaecologists there are on the road.

Must be few plumbers too. 😆 😆

October 14, 2013 at 8:21 am #250196

Nick Jackson
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This explains so much

Nick

October 15, 2013 at 11:51 pm #250698

Peter Horn
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Yeh Nick….though this is the JOKES section!!

October 16, 2013 at 9:03 am #250744

Steve
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Yeah none of them have a dick.
Go huski,gas gas,sherco,tm,

October 16, 2013 at 12:44 pm #106818

Ian Kersley
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K & S back the front there champ :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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