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  • #248775

    Logan
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    Top work Bol :laugh: :laugh:

    That shower one is spot on :whistle:

    #248790

    Steve
    Member

    The only way I could pull off an afternoon root where I live is to send the kids out on the balcony,with a couple o mars bars,to give a report on what neighbours are up to.

    Got to work and hear. MR Blarblars car is getting towed,Ambos just went to no 34,
    Theres a fire at no 18,There is naked girl running down the road.
    Oh and the Jacksons are having a shag.
    I Yelled to them.What makes you say that.
    They said:there sons on the balcony eating a mars bar

    #249329

    Greg
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    toes wrote:
    The only way I could pull off an afternoon root where I live is to send the kids out on the balcony,with a couple o mars bars,to give a report on what neighbours are up to.

    Got to work and hear. MR Blarblars car is getting towed,Ambos just went to no 34,
    Theres a fire at no 18,There is naked girl running down the road.
    Oh and the Jacksons are having a shag.
    I Yelled to them.What makes you say that.
    They said:there sons on the balcony eating a mars bar

    Funny Toes and surprisingly clean for you :blink: :laugh:

    TB

    #249336

    Nick Jackson
    Member

    My daughter just walked into the living room and said “Dad, cancel my allowance immediately, rent my room out, throw all my clothes out of the window, take my TV, and stereo, and iPhone, and iPod, and my laptop.
    Please take all of my jewellery to the Salvation Army or Cash Converters.
    Then sell my new car, take my front door key away from me and throw me out of the house.
    Then disown me and never talk to me again.
    And don’t forget to write me out of your will and leave my share to my brother.

    Well, she didn’t put it quite like that… She actually said…

    “Dad, this is my new boyfriend, Mohammed.”

    #249338

    Thats a classic Nick

    #106816

    Neil Johnson
    Member

    Craig Thompson.

    The first ever Labor politician who CAN organize a root in a whore house.

    #249541

    Dean
    Member

    :laugh:

    MLC wrote:
    Craig Thompson.

    The first ever Labor politician who CAN organize a root in a whore house.

    #245922

    Peter Horn
    Member

    Toes
    absolutely on fire…. pi$$ed myself … wife thinks I’m mad!! ….situation normal there
    πŸ˜†

    #106817

    Neil Johnson
    Member

    Interstate truckie walks into a brothel and throws 500 bucks on the table.

    “I want your ugliest, fattest woman and 2 burnt chops!”

    The madam says “but sir, for that kind of money you could have our finest lady and a 3 course meal”.

    He says “you misunderstood. I’m not horney, I’m homesick”

    #250036

    Steve
    Member

    Saw a bumper sticker today.
    Said: Im a vet there for I drive like an animal.

    Suddenly realised how many gynaecologists there are on the road.

    #250161

    Richard W
    Member
    toes wrote:
    Saw a bumper sticker today.
    Said: Im a vet there for I drive like an animal.

    Suddenly realised how many gynaecologists there are on the road.

    Must be few plumbers too. πŸ˜† πŸ˜†

    #250196

    Nick Jackson
    Member

    This explains so much :D

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    Nick

    #250698

    Peter Horn
    Member

    Yeh Nick….though this is the JOKES section!!

    #250744

    Steve
    Member

    Yeah none of them have a dick.
    Go huski,gas gas,sherco,tm,

    #106818

    Ian Kersley
    Member

    K & S back the front there champ :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

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