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A KTM rider called menace went to a bar and ordered a scotch. As he sat sipping his whiskey, a young lady sat down next to him. She turned to the biker and asked, “Are you a real biker?” He replied, “Well, I’ve spent my whole life on KTM’s. My momma was pregnant with me when she rode on the back of my Daddy’s Kato, then as a little boy I rode on the back with my Daddy until I finally got my own KTM. I’ve been riding one ever since. So yes, I guess I am a real biker.”
She said, “I’m a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about women; when I shower, watch TV, eat, whatever, everything seems to make me think of women.” Then she got up and left.
Menace, stunned, was thinking about what just happened when a man sat down next to him and asked, “Are you a real biker?”
Menace replied, “I always thought I was, but I just found out I’m a lesbian.”true story boys…..
menace
just wanna do something special, for all the ladies in the world, and the girls……..(flight of the conchords rock)
• A little old lady had always wanted to join a local old bulls. One day she goes up and knocks on the door. A big, hairy, bearded biker with tattoos all over his arms, named Trailboss, answers.
• She proclaims, “I want to join your club.”
• The guy was amused, but says she needs to meet certain old bull requirements in order to join.
• TB asks: “Do you have a motorcycle?”
• The little old lady replies: “Yep… my bike’s parked over there”, and points to a Honda in the driveway.
• TB, getting sexually aroused asks: “Do you drink?”
• The little old lady replies: “Yep… drink like a fish. I’ll drink any man in your club under the table.”
• TB asks: “Do you smoke?”
• The lady replies: “Yep… smoke like a chimney. At least 4 packs of Winny Red a day.
• Very impressed now, TB asks: “Last question, have you ever been picked up by the fuzz?”
• The old lady thinks for a minute and says: Nope, … but I’ve been swung around by my nipples a few times.”shes now a proud member of the old bulls….
menace
and last but not least….
Q)What do you call a group of trail riders with a collective IQ of 120?
A) old bulls!Q)What’s the difference between a XR650 and a Hoover vacuum cleaner?
A)The Harley has room for two dirtbags on board.Q)Why do Honda owners have tassels on their handlebars
A)To be able to tell if they’re moving or not !Q)How is a Honda like an old dog?
A)They both like to ride in the back of utes!!Q)What is the difference between a Honda and an old dog?
A)The dog can get in the back of the pickup by itself.Q)How is a Honda like a Echidna?
A)Both have pricks on their back.Q)How is a Honda like an old dog?
A)If you leave them standing long enough, they’ll both mark their territory.chuckle chuckle snigga snort…
menace :kiss:
Anonymousmenace wrote:
Quote:• A hip young man called Moto, goes out and buys the best car available: a silver Subaru WRX. He believes it is the best car in the world, It costs him $150000 bucks. He takes it out for a spin and, while doing so, stops for a red light. An old man on an XR650 (with old bulls stickers?!)(looking about 90 years old) pulls up next to him. The old man looks over the sleek, shiny surface of the car and asks, “What kind of car ya’ got there, sonny?”
• Moto replies: “A Subaru WRX, It cost me $150000.
• “That’s a lot of money” says the old man, shocked. “Why does it cost so much?
• “Because this car can do up to 200 miles an hour!” states the pink shirted Moto proudly.
• The XR rider asks, “Can I take a look inside?
• “Sure,” replies Moto. So, the old man pokes his head in the window and looks around. Leaning back on his Honda, the old man says “That’s a pretty nice car, all right!”
Just then, the light changes, so Moto decides to show the old man what his car can do. He floors it, and within 10 seconds the speedometer reads 200 MPH. Suddenly, he notices a dot in his rear view mirror. It seems to be getting closer! He slows down to see what it could be and suddenly, whhhoossh! Something whips by him, going much faster! “What on earth could be going faster than my WRX?” Moto asks himself. Then, ahead of him, he sees a dot coming toward him. Whoooooosh! It goes by again, heading the opposite direction! And, it almost looked like the old man on the Honda! “Couldn’t be,” thinks Moto. “How could a moped outrun an WRX?” Again, he sees a dot in his rear view mirror! Whooooosh Ka-Bbbla…MMM! It plows into the back of his car, demolishing the rear end. Moto, in his socks and thongs, jumps out, and sure enough, it is the XR!!! Of course, the Honda and the old man are hurting for certain. Moto runs up to the dying old man and says, “You’re hurt bad! Is there anything I can do for you?”
• The old man on the XR groans and replies “Yes. Unhook my suspenders from your side-view mirror!”(cue the Rossco P Coltrane laugh) 😆 😆 😆
menace
My Subaru cost way more than that, what an insult! It’s got a fully sik sound sistem n everyfing :laugh:
Very funny mate, you continue to assure me that you are not far from the funny farm
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