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July 29, 2010 at 11:09 pm #184931

Dean
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Trailboss wrote:

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I stuff

Got my son an iPhone for his birthday the other week,
and recently got my Daughter an iPod for hers,

I was dead chuffed when the family clubbed together and bought me an iPad for fathers day in September.

Got my wife an iRon for her Birthday,

it was around then the fight started…… I should be able to see out of my left eye again by tomorrow.

:huh:

July 29, 2010 at 11:11 pm #184932

Jeffrey Smith
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Dejavu or what

July 29, 2010 at 11:24 pm #184933

Mick D
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The irony of that, is the first part of TB’s Signature!!! :laugh:

July 29, 2010 at 11:33 pm #184934

Greg
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:blush: Bugger

July 30, 2010 at 12:34 am #184935

Matt Baker
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I got caught wanking whilst sniffing my mates sisters undies the other day, it wouldn’t have been so bad but she was wearing them at the time, he went ballistic at me which was pretty uncomfortable for the rest of the people at her funeral.

July 30, 2010 at 1:11 am #184939

Mick D
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LC4skin wrote:

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I got caught wanking whilst sniffing my mates sisters undies the other day, it wouldn’t have been so bad but she was wearing them at the time, he went ballistic at me which was pretty uncomfortable for the rest of the people at her funeral.

Is there a prize for the WRONGEST JOKE EVER????? :X

July 30, 2010 at 1:34 am #184941

Matt Baker
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you love it Mick

August 14, 2010 at 5:29 am #106621

Aaron Wilde
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Paddy asks the librarian “Have you got the new self help book for men with tiny cocks?” the librarian sayes ” It’s not in yet.”Paddy Sayes “Yeah thats the one.”
A bit of a let down after the last joke I know but the last one was very good.

August 14, 2010 at 8:35 am #106622

Mark Spencer
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What’s the difference between a King Hit and a 69er?

Well, at least with a 69er you can see the C**t coming

August 15, 2010 at 11:46 pm #185894

Damo
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Ok, if we are scraping the bottom of the gross barrel….

Nothing worse than looking down at your cock after sex and seeing a soggy
gross condom. Especially if you weren’t wearing one to start off with.

August 16, 2010 at 12:26 am #186015

Scott Southwell
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Scientists recently found that majority of women develop ‘Hoovers disease’ after a year of marriage. Symptoms are they make a continuous whining noise and don’t suck any more.

August 16, 2010 at 1:15 am #186018

Gary Bloxsome
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The ‘Erectus Trouserius’ or the trouser snake is the world’s most dangerous snake. Colour varies from pink to black. It’s fangless, average length 5 – 6 inches (although some are said to reach 8 inches depending on honesty of it’s owner) it appears usualy in bedrooms attacking women in the mouth or lower abdominal area, its highly venomous spit can cause swelling lasting 9 months! Some mutant species like yours are also known to attack men from behind..

August 16, 2010 at 7:01 am #186023

Matt Baker
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whats the definition of gross?

sticking 5 oysters up ya missus and sucking 6 back out

August 16, 2010 at 7:02 am #186038

Matt Baker
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whats the difference between jam and marmalade?

you cant marmalade your cock up someones arse!!

August 16, 2010 at 11:41 am #186039

Damo
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This ain’t gettin any better
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