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    Craig Hatton
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    white rocket wrote:

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    not realy a joke but check out the hammers http://www.videobash.com/video_show/tits-hammer-3843

    OMG

    Hatto

    #189271

    Greg
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    Truck runs over coon between Bundaberg & cairns

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    #189951

    Four Tamworth guys have been going to the same deer camp up north for many years.

    Two days before the group is to leave, Ron’s wife puts her foot down and tells him he isn’t going.

    Ron’s friends are very upset that he can’t go, but what can they do.

    Two days later the three get to the camping site only to find Ron sitting there with a tent set up, firewood gathered, and dinner cooking on the fire.

    “Dang man, how long you been here, and how did you talk your wife into letting you go?”

    “Well, I’ve been here since last night. Yesterday evening, I was sitting in my chair and my wife came up behind me and put her hands over my eyes and said, ‘Guess who?'”

    I pulled her hands off, and she was wearing a brand new nightie.
    She took my hand and pulled me to our bedroom. The room had candles and rose petals all over. On the bed she had handcuffs, and ropes! She told me to tie and cuff her to the bed, and do whatever I wanted to.

    So, Here I am.

    #189956

    Nick Jackson
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    A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year-old son. They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks, “What are these, Dad?”
    The man matter-of-factly replies, “Those are called condoms, son. Men use them to have safe sex.”
    “Oh I see,” replied the boys pensively. “Yes, I’ve heard of that in health class at school.”
    He looks over the display and picks up a package of three and asks, “Why are there three in this package.”
    The dad replies, “Those are for high-school boys. One for Friday, one for Saturday, and one for Sunday.”
    “Cool!” says the boy. He notices a pack of six and asks “Then who are these for?”
    “Those are for college men,” the dad answers, “Two for Friday, two for Saturday, and two for Sunday.”
    “WOW!” exclaimed the boy. “Then who uses these?” he asks, picking up a 12-pack.

    With a sigh, the dad replied, “Those are for married men. One for January, one for February, one for March.”

    #190160

    Bruce Curtis
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    Pivot pegz

    Aus RRP$220
    Sutto group buy AUS$180(not a shot at Suttos, they do the best deal in Aust on these)
    USA dealers $130?????
    WTF?????/

    #190162

    Nick Jackson
    Member

    I don’t get it Mr. Blue!! :dry:

    #190163

    Bruce Curtis
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    Nickj wrote:

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    I don’t get it Mr. Blue!! :dry:

    it links into the other convo, I think the big joke is on the Aussie bike rider, Pivot Pegz are Aussie designed & made.

    #190168

    Nick Jackson
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    Mr Blue wrote:

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    Nickj wrote:

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    I don’t get it Mr. Blue!! :dry:

    it links into the other convo, I think the big joke is on the Aussie bike rider, Pivot Pegz are Aussie designed & made.

    Sorry Mr. Blue I knew what you ment I was just using that low form of wit

    Sarcastic pom!! :laugh:

    #190169

    Nick Jackson
    Member

    I told my new girlfriend my big dick was like a computer. She thought it was cos it had loads of ram and a huge hard drive?
    The surprise she got when she found out, it was cos it was full of viruses!!

    #190170

    Nick Jackson
    Member

    Truckie arrives @ a whorehouse in kalgoolie after being on the road for 3wks, slaps $500 on the counter & says l’ll have the ugliest bitch u have & a burnt chop. The madam says sir with that kind of money u could have the hottest girl here & a 3 course dinner. Truckie says lm not fukn horny just homesick

    #190171

    Dean
    Member

    Joel Monaghan has been offered a new contract…..with the Bulldogs :laugh: :laugh:

    Ollie

    #190192

    mike
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    Ollie wrote:

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    Joel Monaghan has been offered a new contract…..with the Bulldogs :laugh: :laugh:

    Ollie

    It will be a howling success :laugh: woof woof :laugh:

    #190193

    Dean
    Member

    Dusty wrote:

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    Ollie wrote:

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    Joel Monaghan has been offered a new contract…..with the Bulldogs :laugh: :laugh:

    Ollie

    It will be a howling success :laugh: woof woof :laugh:

    :laugh: :laugh:

    imagine the endorsements he can get now! Kraft ETA….. :laugh: :laugh:

    What a tool! I bet the dog couldnt give a shit either! :laugh:

    Ollie

    #190194

    mike
    Member

    imagine the endorsements he can get now! Kraft ETA….. :laugh: :laugh:

    What a tool! I bet the dog couldnt give a shit either! :laugh:

    Ollie[/quote]

    We all know ‘who let the dogs out’ now :laugh: :laugh:

    #190195

    Richard W
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    Apparently he was just taking a drugs test; he got confused when they asked him to leave a sample in the lab!

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