Jokes

[Nick JacksonMember]

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[ChrisMember]

Hey Nick good joke mate but no need to post it twice or are you whoring again!!

[Nick JacksonMember]

chris72a wrote:

Hey Nick good joke mate but no need to post it twice or are you whoring again!!

Sorry mate, went click crazy on the iPhone !!!

[MarkMember]

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[glennMember]

Husky 610… :woohoo:

[MarkMember]

Q. What proof do we have that prostitution is recession-proof?
A. Everyone knows that hookers thrive on hard times.

[Dwayne OMember]

Boonit calling my new ride a “ROAD BIKE” :blink: Now that`s a joke, It`s more like a DRZ Roosting Machine :woohoo:

Ok, Mr Boonwar, we will see shortly, we will see :laugh:

[glennMember]

EAGLE`02 wrote:

Boonit calling my new ride a “ROAD BIKE” :blink: Now that`s a joke, It`s more like a DRZ Roosting Machine :woohoo:

Ok, Mr Boonwar, we will see shortly, we will see :laugh:

its a road bike :pinch:

[Nick JacksonMember]

Bill and his wife Blanche went to the state fair every year,
 
And every year Bill would say,
 
” Blanche, I’d like to ride in that helicopter “
 
Blanche always replied,
 
” I know, Bill, but that helicopter ride is fifty bucks,
 
and fifty bucks is fifty bucks! “
 
One year Bill and Blanche went to the fair, and Bill said,
 
” Blanche, I’m 75 years old.
 
If I don’t ride that helicopter, I might never get another chance “
 
To this, Blanche replied,
 
” Bill that helicopter ride is fifty bucks, and fifty bucks is fifty bucks “
 
The pilot overheard the couple and said,
 
” Folks I’ll make you a deal. I’ll take the both of you for a ride. If you can stay quiet for the entire ride and don’t say a word I won’t charge you a penny!
 
But if you say one word it’s fifty dollars. “
 
Bill and Blanche agreed and up they went.
 
The pilot did all kinds of fancy manoeuvres, but not a word was heard.
 
He did his daredevil tricks,
 
but still not a word…
 
When they landed, the pilot turned to Bill and said,
 
” By golly , I did everything I could to get you to yell out, but you didn’t.
 
I’m impressed! “
 
Bill replied,
 
” Well, to tell you the truth I almost said something when Blanche fell out,
 
but you know, Fifty bucks is fifty bucks!
 

[Mick DMember]

here is an exercise you can do when you are bored.

Go to Google maps and in the search bar paste the following;

Fairfield College Hamilton, New Zealand.

Once open, click satelite view then zoom in on the college, search the school grounds and tell me what you see. :laugh:

[GregMember]

micknmeld wrote:

here is an exercise you can do when you are bored.

Go to Google maps and in the search bar paste the following;

Fairfield College Hamilton, New Zealand.

Once open, click satelite view then zoom in on the college, search the school grounds and tell me what you see. :laugh:

Why did I bother :laugh:

[Gary BloxsomeMember]

Ha Ha Mick, I see 2 x peckers and 2 sets of cods. How am I doing ?

[AlexMember]

Hamilton Girl’s High School?
Wally? Pole Dancing class? XR650? I give up, I need more information. Zoom in/zoom out, which part?

[Mick DMember]

axel wrote:

Hamilton Girl’s High School?
Wally? Pole Dancing class? XR650? I give up, I need more information. Zoom in/zoom out, which part?

Go back two posts Axel and all will be revealed. TB has only found 2 there are 5 in total.

[AlexMember]

Ah well. I’m no good at this computer stuff anyway. Wasn’t even at the right school.

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